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OfflineThe5thElement
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19186954 - 11/25/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'd bust out laughing if that happened :lol:

Probably keep them there too for a bit :shrug:


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: The5thElement] * 2
    #19186981 - 11/25/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:freud: mom, dad, love the new decor.


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: The5thElement]
    #19187023 - 11/25/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

well, years ago, I was inside my ex at her parents house on the couch with a blanket tossed over us so it just looked like cuddle time but in reality it was naughty timez. We are in the downstairs watching a show and her step dad comes down, looks at us and my dick just issues a full retreat command. We are...gently panting, muffled moans. It was, insanely fucking awkward. But, we managed to pull off a LOT of sex in that house without actually being caught...it was kinda ridiculous. That was like the biggest fucking turn off ever tho, just tapping my hot ex then BAM - old random fuck watching us on the couch with the tv on to cover the moaning. Ya. :Awemazing:

Many more stories than that, I has, but that was the first that came to mind.


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19187717 - 11/25/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
:freud: mom, dad, love the new decor.


:lol:





LOL Yessssss


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19187748 - 11/25/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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JesusIsLord said:
well, years ago, I was inside my ex at her parents house on the couch with a blanket tossed over us so it just looked like cuddle time but in reality it was naughty timez. We are in the downstairs watching a show and her step dad comes down, looks at us and my dick just issues a full retreat command. We are...gently panting, muffled moans. It was, insanely fucking awkward. But, we managed to pull off a LOT of sex in that house without actually being caught...it was kinda ridiculous. That was like the biggest fucking turn off ever tho, just tapping my hot ex then BAM - old random fuck watching us on the couch with the tv on to cover the moaning. Ya. :Awemazing:

Many more stories than that, I has, but that was the first that came to mind.




:lol: just imagine getting caught


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19187796 - 11/25/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

JesusIsLord said:
well, years ago, I was inside my ex at her parents house on the couch with a blanket tossed over us so it just looked like cuddle time but in reality it was naughty timez. We are in the downstairs watching a show and her step dad comes down, looks at us and my dick just issues a full retreat command. We are...gently panting, muffled moans. It was, insanely fucking awkward. But, we managed to pull off a LOT of sex in that house without actually being caught...it was kinda ridiculous. That was like the biggest fucking turn off ever tho, just tapping my hot ex then BAM - old random fuck watching us on the couch with the tv on to cover the moaning. Ya. :Awemazing:

Many more stories than that, I has, but that was the first that came to mind.




:lol: just imagine getting caught



fuck yeah dude it would've been fucking awful. like i said my dick was ordering a full retreat but pants were still down so if he'd have asked us to sit up it would've been like "uhhhhhhh.... no?"

:taco:

Her face always got blushed when I'd bang her too and her mom would always notice. Fuckin so many giveaways


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: skatealex2]
    #19187831 - 11/25/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This was a very recent one. So about a month ago I was hanging out with this girl in her dorm. After copious amounts of Sailor Jerry and Kraken we decide to take a shower. So we walk to the shower with what was left of the Kraken bottle.

I ended up fucking her ass in the shower, and after I pulled out she shits. Right there in the shower! I guess it wasn't as awkward as it would have been if I was sober... But it was still pretty damn awkward.

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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #19187837 - 11/25/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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RockyRaccoon said:
This was a very recent one. So about a month ago I was hanging out with this girl in her dorm. After copious amounts of Sailor Jerry and Kraken we decide to take a shower. So we walk to the shower with what was left of the Kraken bottle.

I ended up fucking her ass in the shower, and after I pulled out she shits. Right there in the shower! I guess it wasn't as awkward as it would have been if I was sober... But it was still pretty damn awkward.

:shrug:



:lolsy:

fuck yeah


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19187839 - 11/25/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

JesusIsLord said:
Quote:

RockyRaccoon said:
This was a very recent one. So about a month ago I was hanging out with this girl in her dorm. After copious amounts of Sailor Jerry and Kraken we decide to take a shower. So we walk to the shower with what was left of the Kraken bottle.

I ended up fucking her ass in the shower, and after I pulled out she shits. Right there in the shower! I guess it wasn't as awkward as it would have been if I was sober... But it was still pretty damn awkward.

:shrug:



:lolsy:

fuck yeah



during anal shit happens


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #19187860 - 11/25/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

RockyRaccoon said:

I ended up fucking her ass in the shower, and after I pulled out she shits. Right there in the shower! I guess it wasn't as awkward as it would have been if I was sober... But it was still pretty damn awkward.

:shrug:




:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #19187889 - 11/25/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:cannotunsee: greasy from barresi


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: skatealex2] * 3
    #19187902 - 11/25/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Only thing that comes to mind is: Was sleeping when one morning I heard a ~bang~ ~bang~ ~bang~ on my door. I pretty much knew instantly it was a cop but didn't think to grab any clothes or anything (I sleep only in my boxers). So I hurry to the door and as I'm opening the door I notice all the bongs and shit in plain view if he steps 1 foot inside so I kind of just crack the door to block the view of it all and he tells me he needs to speak with me (and he seems pissed/typical douche bag power trip cop). I ask him if I can grab some clothes real quick and he says "no get out here now" so I have to step outside in only my boxers and I have a horrible case of morning wood just sticking straight out... Could've hung a wet towel on it. Soon as I step outside he looks down and he definitely looks surprised. Don't think he was quite expecting it. The tone in his voice changes pretty quick I think to stifling laughter or maybe it was just pure unease. So I grab it and tuck it into the elastic band and he goes on with his rant. After he's done I go back inside, smoke a bowl and go back to sleep.


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19187986 - 11/25/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

HA! What did he rant about? What was his problem?


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: rew736]
    #19188026 - 11/25/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't remember the specifics but he was there about a stolen car me and a friend and my brother had wrecked days before in a high speed chase. Friend took the whole rap and said me and brother didn't know anything about it being stolen (he had 4 warrants for stolen cars anyways) and I think the cops were mad they didn't/couldn't charge us with it or robbery. They harassed me about that shit for over a year before finally fucking off..

Long story short they're convinced we robbed a store on the other side of town from where the chase happened but even the guy working the register at the store says it wasn't us. They wanted me to roll over on my friend and say he robbed the store. They say we had no reason to run if we didn't rob the store, but the car being stolen is more than enough reason to run.. lol


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19188198 - 11/25/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ha. Interesting... Very good story thanks for sharing... Makes me laugh. I needed that today. Thank you good sir :hatsoff:


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: rew736]
    #19188901 - 11/25/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This is kind of a long one, of another really stupid drunk moment, and this is honestly the short version of that night :

In another stupid drunk moment, while at a party where my friend of a friend had a friend there, four of us arrived pregamed to the point where the cab driver literally drove in circles for 10 minutes. I think I may have coerced my friend into agreeing to marry him at some point, and then I let him kiss me on the cheek as a goodbye(he was a stereotypical middle aged cab driver from Yemen or something...I was so drunk. I don't think I'm even capable of this level of intoxication anymore.).

So the point is we arrived at this party, four of us, two girls, and two gay guys (who were dealing with lots of sexual tension or some shit) and we were totally convinced we were on the other side of the city(Boston). ....Weeeellll it turns out we were still in my friend's neighborhood, but just too shitfaced to realize the cab driver had driven in circles.

At some point our two guy friends are like 'we wanna go back, we'll take a cab bla bla bla', so of course my friend and I know what's up.
We put them aside into some random bedroom in the apartment and she is VERY adamant that they don't do anything on her bed or her roommates bed.
Of course, I side with her, cuz that's just basic respect, yo.

In my intoxicated state, I decide we MUST all sign a contract stating that we will respect these wishes, in this poor guy's room, who we didn't know...and who didn't know us.

So I find a wire hangar with paper covering it(so only the 'hook' part of the wire was exposed) and find a pencil by digging through this poor kid's desk. Honestly, if there was anything incriminating, valuable, or whatever in there, I still have no clue...because I was blackout drunk.


And right as we all signed a friendship contract on this paper covered wire clothing hanger, in this random stranger's room, stating we are GREAT FRIENDS who will NOT have sex on our fellow friend's or their roommate's bed, this kid walks into his room....

And in the most earnest way possible, I tried to explain what was going on.
...he was not happy.



The two gay guys still ended up doing things on my friend's bed.


My friend and I left the party, decided to try and walk home and even though we were BLOCKS from her place, we thought we were on the other side of Boston.
Long story short, a bunch of really friendly guys(like 5 of them.....and it was just me and her, and we were schwasted) were like 'Oh yeah, we'll show you how to get back to your apartment'.

Well they lied, and suddenly we were walking up the steps to their apartment. All I remember thinking was 'wait...this isn't xxxxxx's apartment??! awww welllll"
I repeatedly complimented the décor, and then luckily my friend was a little less shitfaced, and literally dragged me to their restroom, and locked us inside for a good 15 minutes and we sat in their bathtub until she was sober enough to drag us both out of there without getting coerced into a gangbang, or whatever was going on there.


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19190053 - 11/26/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Another repost. This happened a long time ago.

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koods said:
I met some random dude in a bar, and we end up at the end of a very secluded cul-de-sac that borders rock creek park in his car. We park there and I jerk him off and he jerks me off, and JUST as I'm coming, a police car pulls up right behind us. :uhoh: One cop quickly approaches his window, the other, mine. I have cum all over me. My cop taps on the window with his lit flashlight. It is very clear what we've been up to. There is another cop car pulling up behind the first. I roll down the window, and he says "did either of you see two black teenagers running up this street?" We say we hadn't and the cop thanks us and they all leave.




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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: koods]
    #19190061 - 11/26/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
Another repost. This happened a long time ago.

Quote:

koods said:
I met some random dude in a bar, and we end up at the end of a very secluded cul-de-sac that borders rock creek park in his car. We park there and I jerk him off and he jerks me off, and JUST as I'm coming, a police car pulls up right behind us. :uhoh: One cop quickly approaches his window, the other, mine. I have cum all over me. My cop taps on the window with his lit flashlight. It is very clear what we've been up to. There is another cop car pulling up behind the first. I roll down the window, and he says "did either of you see two black teenagers running up this street?" We say we hadn't and the cop thanks us and they all leave.






you gay brah? :raveface:


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19190066 - 11/26/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Occasionally jerking off guys in the car IS NOT gay.


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: koods]
    #19190072 - 11/26/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

it's just mutual interest.


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