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Into The Woods
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: NiNJa420] 4
#19185468 - 11/25/13 04:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NiNJa420 said: One day my buddy and I were digging through his parents room lookin for smokes and we stumbled across his moms dildo, so i took it and slapped him across the face with it and he started crying.
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akira_akuma
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Into The Woods]
#19186722 - 11/25/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha, hahahahaha... oy.
i found my mom's dildo too with a friend, looking for some weed my mom had... it wasn't so much embarrassing, as it was hysterical; but i wasn't slapped in the face with it though.
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The5thElement
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19186766 - 11/25/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck man if you think that's bad one time I was like 16-17 and I could smell weed in the house, so I sniffed it out and found this gigantic bag of weed, with probably 60-70 golfball sized buds in my parents room. So the next day me and my girlfriend at the time go back into my parents and room and search for the giant bag of weed, only this time they moved it and instead of finding the bag, we found this plastic container with literally about 6-7 differnt dildos and crazy sex toys I've never even knew existed, shit was fucking CRAZY!!!
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thilfee
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mushroom_sandwich said: too many to list, but I've been caught jacking off by my dad and my best friend, when my friend caught me I was like a second away from orgasm so I just finished, walked out, and said I don't give a fuck.
But I gave so many fucks. 
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: thilfee]
#19186785 - 11/25/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'll just quote from a post I made few months ago.
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koods said: About a month ago, I found myself a short term fuck buddy. He grew up in this area, but no linger lives here and was just visiting his sister for a couple weeks. We hooked up a couple times before he left around the middle August.
This morning, I got a text from him saying he was here for a long weekend, and we should get together. Unfortunately, we just couldn't arrange any privacy today, so the plan was to meet tomorrow. Well, about two hours ago he texted and said his sister and her husband were about to leave to catch a movie and I should come over shortly. 
I got there around 9:15 - timed to just miss the sister yet afford the largest window of opportunity. We chatted a bit then got down to business. On the couch. In the living room. Just about the time he was a six and I was a nine, the front door burst open and we suddenly had an audience. The movie was sold out. We grabbed a blanket, they took off up the stairs. He looked mortified. I said "let me know how this goes," and left. 
I don't recall ever being so embarrassed — although I am aware I'm probably not in the best condition to judge. I'm still shaking. I wish I had a clonazepam. And, on top of that, I've been horny as shit all fucking day and I just got cock blocked so badly it's out of commission. At least I got a new story.
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thilfee
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: koods]
#19186801 - 11/25/13 12:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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What do you mean by "he was a 6 and you were a nine'?
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The5thElement
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: thilfee]
#19186808 - 11/25/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: The5thElement]
#19186821 - 11/25/13 12:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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 damn that would suck being in that position cause it would be in your head forever and might even turn into a nasty fetish
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akira_akuma
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: The5thElement]
#19186822 - 11/25/13 12:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: Fuck man if you think that's bad one time I was like 16-17 and I could smell weed in the house, so I sniffed it out and found this gigantic bag of weed, with probably 60-70 golfball sized buds in my parents room. So the next day me and my girlfriend at the time go back into my parents and room and search for the giant bag of weed, only this time they moved it and instead of finding the bag, we found this plastic container with literally about 6-7 differnt dildos and crazy sex toys I've never even knew existed, shit was fucking CRAZY!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19186881 - 11/25/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This was legit a true story, not trolling people
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akira_akuma
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: The5thElement]
#19186890 - 11/25/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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no, i know. i'm saying your dad trolled you! hardcore. "honey, this bag look light to you?" "YA!" "well, i think i know what to do..."
*replaces with dildos and S&M gear*
"that'll show him who's boss"
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: The5thElement]
#19186891 - 11/25/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I once accidentally kissed a girl dead on the lips when I used a water fountain and turned around too quickly with my lips pursed for some reason. Fortunately I was seven years old so it wasn't a big deal.
Also my dad walked in me buttsexing my gf once but that wasnt really a big deal. I was more proud than anything
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19186897 - 11/25/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Man probably, back then they were totally opposed to me smoking weed; now I smoke with my dad all the time and they know I grow mushrooms the fuck?
I told my sister after I found it and then like a month later we were all sitting down and they brought it up and were all like "ya those were given to us from a friend", gtfo of here with that
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: The5thElement]
#19186902 - 11/25/13 12:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh yeah one time a kid pantsed me, boxers and all, in gym class in the seventh grade. that was a pretty embarrassing.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: morrowasted]
#19186904 - 11/25/13 12:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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you should have yelled out THIS IS MY DICK AND I"M PROUD!!!
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: The5thElement]
#19186907 - 11/25/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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they were given to them, and they were placed in the nightstand as what... storage?!
LOL
(your parents seem cool as fuck... lol... fuck...)
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morrowasted said: oh yeah one time a kid pantsed me, boxers and all, in gym class in the seventh grade. that was a pretty embarrassing.
i think you should have grabbed his head, put him on the ground, and pulled an Eminem.
"my momma's on your lips, my momma's on your lips; and if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss"
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19186913 - 11/25/13 12:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah their good people, the bag of weed was in the nightstand but I found the box in their closet on the floor... It defiantly was not meant to be found
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: The5thElement]
#19186921 - 11/25/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I thought the lyrics went, my bum is on your lips
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: The5thElement]
#19186924 - 11/25/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14
“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.” Albert Einstein
Edited by dontknow (11/26/13 11:57 AM)
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: The5thElement]
#19186931 - 11/25/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol, i don't think they are, but eh the analogy still works.
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The5thElement said: Yeah their good people, the bag of weed was in the nightstand but I found the box in their closet on the floor... It defiantly was not meant to be found 
lets just hope you don't wake up one day with the dils strung up over your bed.
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