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OfflineSkeletalSpore
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Buttered Cat Paradox
    #19183778 - 11/24/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What would happen if you were to attach a piece of toast (with butter side up) on a cat and drop it?
Cats will always land on their feet, and buttered toast will always land buttered side down.

My theory is that the cat will remain suspended in midair



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Re: Buttered Cat Paradox [Re: SkeletalSpore] * 1
    #19183789 - 11/24/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

No one ever has said that force the toast exerts is equal to the force the cat exerts.

The cat exerts more force to land on it's feet than the toast exerts to land buttered side down, so the cat will win the power struggle and land on it's feet.


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Re: Buttered Cat Paradox [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #19183790 - 11/24/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Buttered Cat Paradox [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19183797 - 11/24/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
No one ever has said that force the toast exerts is equal to the force the cat exerts.

The cat exerts more force to land on it's feet than the toast exerts to land buttered side down, so the cat will win the power struggle and land on it's feet.





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