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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Konyap]
#19180838 - 11/23/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Illyabo said:
they're going to be playin all our sports and shit
I don't want to be racist about it but I think they should only be allowed to play rugby.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19180867 - 11/23/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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they will all be playing rugby the genious' will play baseball and football
they'd probably have very efficient brains but they'd be dumb as rocks
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Konyap]
#19180891 - 11/23/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hope we can have one as a pet.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#19180900 - 11/23/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I hope we can have one as a pet.
You and your partner will be able to, if my vote counts.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Set]
#19182563 - 11/24/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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God bless America.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Konyap] 1
#19182589 - 11/24/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Illyabo said: they'd probably have very efficient brains but they'd be dumb as rocks
Would they? I know that's the popular image, but how valid is the thesis that h. sapiens outsmarted them?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: koraks]
#19182614 - 11/24/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dunno, they used spears for a million years
that's why I said efficient
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: koraks] 1
#19182617 - 11/24/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The fact that they're not around and were thinking of cloning them is a pretty big hint
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#19182625 - 11/24/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: The fact that they're not around and were thinking of cloning them is a pretty big hint 
What if it was something silly like a lack of defense against some germ? Or bad adaptation to certain food stuffs that became a staple when something happened in the environment - say, an ice age.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Konyap]
#19182628 - 11/24/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe they used outdated weaponry, tools, etc because they were aware of the impact of modernization, technology, industry, etc.. They just wanted to preserve the earth and they died gracefully returning to mother nature.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: dontknow] 1
#19182641 - 11/24/13 01:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dontknow said: Maybe they used outdated weaponry, tools, etc because they were aware of the impact of modernization, technology, industry, etc.. They just wanted to preserve the earth and they died gracefully returning to mother nature. 
Neanderthals. The ancient world's hipster.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Enjoywho]
#19182651 - 11/24/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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how do we get them to clone Neanderthals? do i have to write my politician?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: hidenseek1]
#19182677 - 11/24/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's simple. We clone both them and mammoths, then wall off a huge tract of uninhabited Siberian wilderness (there's enough of that), put in some cameras and labs and let them have fun on their own.
Btw, mammoths would actually be immensely beneficial for food production, as they would stamp out the forests of southern siberia and fertilize it with immense amouts of mammoth shit, making it prime wheat lands. I guess they'd stamp out all the crops though, too. Huh.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: LordCamel]
#19182690 - 11/24/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can't we just burn the forests and put a bunch of buffalos there?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: LordCamel]
#19182692 - 11/24/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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the neanderthal's life would be one long 
this sounds super cruel
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: dontknow]
#19182783 - 11/24/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dontknow said: Can't we just burn the forests and put a bunch of buffalos there?
I'm sure you can see the problem with burning down a huge forest without needing me to point it out for you.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: dontknow]
#19182791 - 11/24/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dontknow said: Can't we just burn the forests and put a bunch of buffalos there?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: LordCamel]
#19182836 - 11/24/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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LordCamel said:
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dontknow said: Can't we just burn the forests and put a bunch of buffalos there?
I'm sure you can see the problem with burning down a huge forest without needing me to point it out for you.
Enlighten me
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: NWlight]
#19182866 - 11/24/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NWlight said: the neanderthal's life would be one long 
this sounds super cruel
i disagree, im sure if they were well temperd enough (how much worse can you go from humans) there would be thousands of people falling in love with this "man"
i mean... people love these things
and they drool like crazy
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: hidenseek1]
#19182875 - 11/24/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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would you want to live your whole life with people thinking of you as their pet
he'd be an international celebrity who everyone still viewed as hilarious and cute in a patronizing way
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