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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #19176946 - 11/22/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

among a sea of tents at a music festival in between bands peaking on 2 and a half hits of WoW after an awesome zach deputy set. we were sitting underneath our EZ up but the legs broke off so it was only like 4 feet off the ground(which was hilarious all weekend) and we were sitting in there laughing hysterically trying to figure out exactly which color was actually green. :gd_icon:


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its that bitter-sweet-sour, electric-smooth-twang. everything you ever have, are. or will feel along with every emotion, joy, hate, love, fear or aspiration burning down your nerves and into the fabric of your place in this existence at ten thousand degrees above and below zero will you find yourself wondering if you've been dead or alive this whole time. being born over and over only to die over and over hoping the wheel stops in the same place it started when you spun it, and when it finally does and you can step back and take a nice deep breath you realize how beautiful life is, remember, wake up to the most beautiful day of your life every single day, its just the way.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: whitelights]
    #19177553 - 11/23/13 02:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks for sharing, guys! I love reading all these stories.

I know for a fact that I'm a giggly motherfucker when I trip, especially on acid! Sometimes people will tell me jokes and I'll be laughing for 20 minutes. lol :awesomenod:


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"Pebbles and marbles like things on my mind,
Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19177960 - 11/23/13 07:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

First time I tripped I laughed my ass off at my friend's grandma's bathroom wallpaper. There were ducks.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19180015 - 11/23/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Doors man. They crack me up every time especially when they squeak


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Lord_Brittie]
    #19180573 - 11/23/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

every social situation


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Psychedelics are performance enhancers for the philosopher.

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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: themusicofzann]
    #19180603 - 11/23/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

once me an my buddy went for a walk and took a c ouple hits of some good lucy back in the day like 1999 or somethin and when we got back there were shoes on his doorstep and a couple shirts. so we took them in and he tried on the shoes which were like 3 sizes to big so we cracked up and whenever we stopped we would look down. then one would laugh and then both and we were back at it over and over for like an hour and half this happened until we had to get up and walk away finally.  fun times!! :lmafo:  :lolz0rz:


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: whitelights]
    #19180846 - 11/23/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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whitelights said:
among a sea of tents at a music festival in between bands peaking on 2 and a half hits of WoW after an awesome zach deputy set. we were sitting underneath our EZ up but the legs broke off so it was only like 4 feet off the ground(which was hilarious all weekend) and we were sitting in there laughing hysterically trying to figure out exactly which color was actually green. :gd_icon:




HAHAHA! That's good shit. I love going to see Zach.

At a festival in VT called the Frendly Gathering, all of us on some WoW, a group of friends and I were posted up on a hill. We we're just chillin under the easy-up because it was down pouring here and there. All weekend, we got to watch spunions eat absolute shit trying to get up/down this muddy death trap of a hill. We got so into it that we even started rating their falls on a scale of 1 - 10, and then yelling that number out to the person who fell. Every once in a while there would be an absolute 10. Safe to say I urinated on myself and a few others in the midst of all of this because I was laughing so hard.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: russhroom]
    #19186043 - 11/25/13 09:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The ridiculousness of the fashion term "hobo chic" cracked me up for hours on shrooms.

Even now our friend group uses the expression "très hobo chic" when we think something is ridiculous.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19186284 - 11/25/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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GoldenEye said:
The ridiculousness of the fashion term "hobo chic" cracked me up for hours on shrooms.

Even now our friend group uses the expression "très hobo chic" when we think something is ridiculous.




That phrase is absurd without mushrooms! Haha!

I often find myself laughing at the fashion trends of America, and I find that tripping makes me laugh even harder.
I remember tripping off of 1 and 2/3 tabs, and seeing a ton of girls on my campus that ALL looked the same. They all had the same hairstyles and sunglasses, and it looked ridiculous. I couldn't stop myself from cracking up.


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"Pebbles and marbles like things on my mind,
Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: themusicofzann]
    #19186344 - 11/25/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

+1


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19186685 - 11/25/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Has anything ever happened to you while tripping that wouldn't normally be funny, but in the moment had you on the floor?







This is why we trip! to laugh at the things which normally would not be funny!


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #19186849 - 11/25/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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This is why we trip! to laugh at the things which normally would not be funny!




Amen to that!

I think psychedelics can allow a new frame of perspective, so the things we are used to in our society often seem ridiculous. It's like comedians: they take normal situations and break them down to see the absurdities that make up convention.

Plus, laughing at our silly society is so fun! :awedance:


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"Pebbles and marbles like things on my mind,
Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19188477 - 11/25/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The second twilight movie.
my roommate asked if I wanted to go see it with him and his
girlfriend.  I jokingly said I would if we could eat boomers!
To my surprise they were down. 
The movie itself was ridiculous, we kept laughing really hard
at how cheesy it was.  We were laughig so hard at one point (and the only peopke laughing)
We decided to try to tone it down so we wouldn't get kicked out.
Then the guy in front of us kept making fun of how dumb the movie
was to his girfriend. that had us rolling because she clearly adored
twilight and she was getting all pissed and we were making it worse by laughin!

This thread has me crackn up


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Apeman]
    #19189252 - 11/25/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Apeman said:
in a mcds drive thru (for coffee of course) on 2 grams.lady in front of me had to open her car door to order because her window didnt work.had me laughing hysterically for a good 20 minutes




Yeah generally shit where people are acting out of desperation to get something they don't need and can't afford/sustain.

Most large social situations (cafeteria, mall, bus) become darkly hilarious on psychedelics

also this https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/31973107/Shroomery/GoldenRollsSong.mp3 stupid as fuck when you're sober but it makes sense and is downright hilarious when you're on a ++ trip.


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Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19189546 - 11/25/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

my buddy made a bowl of cinnemon toast crunch while i was on an 1/8th and i laughed so hard the whole time he was making the bowl.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: TraxSeos]
    #19189568 - 11/25/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TraxSeos said:
my buddy made a bowl of cinnemon toast crunch while i was on an 1/8th and i laughed so hard the whole time he was making the bowl.




:laugh2:  :thumbup:


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"Pebbles and marbles like things on my mind,
Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: travelleler]
    #19189677 - 11/25/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Connections are had and we see the absurdity in the comic gag reel..
Good stuff humor is levity

We were siting talking thoughts got mixed between minds and I said  "what the duck a monkey fuck" maid no sense but fit perfectly and in that moment, had us roaring.:smile:


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Beside the Garden]
    #19190073 - 11/26/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

When I was an Opiate addict I was tripping extremely hard and things were getting outta control when I realized I hadn't had my fix that day.So I crush up a 4mg line of diluadid and as I was crushing it for some reason my cousin noticed I was using 2 pokemon cards instead of playing cards or some shit and we both busted up laughing, I found it HILARIOUS an was unable to get close to the line cause I was laughing so hard.
Bittersweet memory


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