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Gumby
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Enjoywho]
#19180374 - 11/23/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: My pig would be the best smelling ever. 
Feed it a bunch of cinnamon and brown sugar, that way when you slaughter it to eat it, it's already seasoned. Pre planning, it's key.
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stimpson
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
#19180403 - 11/23/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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iono about pigs guys. also, building ramps in your house sounds like too much work.
i WOULD say i'd prefer a tiger, but iono if that would entail adopting a fucking pig anyway to feed the fucking thing.
also, i'm not over the idea of a mongooze.
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Enjoywho
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
#19180420 - 11/23/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: My pig would be the best smelling ever. 
Feed it a bunch of cinnamon and brown sugar, that way when you slaughter it to eat it, it's already seasoned. Pre planning, it's key.

Preseasoned... I'm alone and hungry now.
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Brewmaster
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
#19180467 - 11/23/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gumby said: Newp. Hedgehogs are illegal in a lot of states for stupid reasons. Same with sugar gliders.
I see that you are correct, sir. Something like 7 states outlaw hedgehogs.
I still don't see why I can't have a pig in the city. I suppose if anyone gives me guff, I could just turn it around on 'em and be all like " How dare you call my dog a pig!?!?!? Fuck yuns. She's already sensitive about her weight!!!"
Brewmaster, how drunk are you, really? Pig in the city, think about it. Nigga no. Them things stank. Imagine if you had a whole apartment building with people that had pigs. You'd have to burn it down to clean it. They are not dogs. Or cats. Or hedgehogs. Yes, they are VERY smart, very affectionate, but they kinda just smell like shit and make where they live smell like shit.
I'm talking about a miniature pig. Not a bigass hog for slaughtering. This thing would be smaller than my last dog, under 50 pounds. I live in the city but I've got a nice, fenced-in backyard.
Again. My buddy has sold dozens as pets and he says that they don't smell, that they're easily trained and that they lay golden eggs. I didn't believe him about the golden eggs until he sent me a picture of one next to the pig that laid it.
I'm sold.
Fuck the city. I'm gettin' mes a dammed pehrgy!!!!!!!
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The5thElement
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19180835 - 11/23/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck yeah post pics
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nicechrisman
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19180843 - 11/23/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are you going to have sex with it or eat it? OR both?
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