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The fluffiest antidepressants
    #19180236 - 11/23/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Long have i been laughed at with flippancy over my continuing love of stuffed animals, or FBLs(fluff based lifeforms) as i like to call them, and my advocacy of their healing powers.  Finally, a study in Amsterdam has cracked open the door of dismissal and has shone a slither of light upon the antidepressant nature of these wonderful lifeforms as seen here( http://www.newser.com/story/177643/crushed-by-existential-angst-find-a-teddy-bear.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=united&utm_campaign=rss_top ). This study, however, proves woefully inadequate in reifying the true nature of FBLs as cathartically beneficial entities distinct from other 'inanimate objects'.  I'll attempt to explain.

When a FBL is made it is just a commercial mass market item, but it possesses the inherent purpose of being a conductor of love.  When it is purchased with currency, it remains just a fluffy toy.  However, the most important step in the life of a FBL is when it is gifted to somebody whom the giver loves.  This is a magickal act of consecration which transmutes the fluff within into love fluff.  This is why a FBL always has to be gifted and never bought for oneself.

Although the consecrated fluff will look the same as any fluff, it is really an absorbent of love energy similar to how a sponge can absorb liquid.  And just as how such a sponge can release the contained water when squeezed, so also can a FBL release love energy through snuggling, hugging, petting, and conversing with(even if it's only one way).  Transcendent of simple tactility, this love seems to be transferred on an aethyric level that can penetrate one to hir very core and lubricate the rusty axis of one's heart chakra.  Beyond this, FBLs provide both conscious as well as subconscious gateways towards unleashing positive first circuit(as per the leary/wilson model) impressions formed as a child.  Furthermore, unlike other first circuit catalysts such as opioids, repeated usage of FBLs very rarely leads to negative consequence.  There is no raised tolerance to their love, only exhaustion if one does'nt feed it the love which sustains their cathartic potency.

So lets praise these wonderful forms for what they really are and are capable of.  I give huggles and talk to at least my two favorites, snuggles and bubbles, everyday.  They have really helped me through some tough times.  You're never too old for an FBL.

Bubbles in arm and kibbles in hand.



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Re: The fluffiest antidepressants [Re: lavod] * 3
    #19180251 - 11/23/13 07:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i saw a woman with a teddy bear on the bus a few days back

i pinched it on the cheek and told it how cute it was

though i'd rather have a teddy bear with a fleshlight built in


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