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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Enjoywho]
#19179188 - 11/23/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My buddy says that they don't stink and their shit smells like anything else's shit. He trains them on using a litter box but I'm not a huge fan of that idea. I'd rather he do bidness outside.
Here's a stupid question...what do you feed a pet pig? I know that farm raised pigs root around for acorns and grubs and anything else they can find, but is there a brand of "pig feed"? Would he need to get shots like a dog would? Vaccines and immunizations and what not?
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19179191 - 11/23/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ooh ooh. I could train him to find me truffles!!!
-------------------- On storing pedro tea... Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out. Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ... OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19179212 - 11/23/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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is it a potbellied pig?....we had pig food that looked like little pellets and fresh veggies.....they are smart animals and can learn to sit and shake and laydown and such.....we used a little kiddie pool with a section cut out so the could walk it with news paper for the litter box......
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: jboredone]
#19179218 - 11/23/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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we had a full size and miniature potbellied pigs.....
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I want a pet pig now.
My puppy grew up and doesn't get me as much pussy 


I mean seriously in both pics those are 2 different girls i randomly banged because i had a cute puppy
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Enjoywho]
#19179520 - 11/23/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Got home from work and my wife told me that pigs are not allowed within the city limits of Richmond, VA. We can have chickens but not "livestock".
FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!
-------------------- On storing pedro tea... Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out. Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ... OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19179525 - 11/23/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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get a hedgehog
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Quote:
sadsappysucker said: get a hedgehog
Probably illegal. A lot of states don't allow them.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
#19179590 - 11/23/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gumby said:
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sadsappysucker said: get a hedgehog
Probably illegal. A lot of states don't allow them.
Hedgehogs are perfectly legal. My little brother had one. Me thinks you might be thinking of a different animal.
-------------------- On storing pedro tea... Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out. Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ... OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19179638 - 11/23/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Newp. Hedgehogs are illegal in a lot of states for stupid reasons. Same with sugar gliders.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19179824 - 11/23/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Brewmaster said: Got home from work and my wife told me that pigs are not allowed within the city limits of Richmond, VA. We can have chickens but not "livestock".
FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!
Dude just get the pig anyways, what is some pig going to come up to you when your walking your pig and be like "Yo bro, I'm going to have to confiscate your pet on account of it being against the law", could happen but still I wouldn't let it deter me from getting one.
What a stupid F@CKING law seriously
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aren't those little bitty piggies domesticated? why would they be considered livestock
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby] 1
#19179896 - 11/23/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gumby said:
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sadsappysucker said: get a hedgehog
Probably illegal. A lot of states don't allow them.
They are legal in VA.  Also, WHO COULD OUTLAW THIS FACE?
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I couldn't
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
#19180211 - 11/23/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gumby said: Newp. Hedgehogs are illegal in a lot of states for stupid reasons. Same with sugar gliders.
I see that you are correct, sir. Something like 7 states outlaw hedgehogs.
I still don't see why I can't have a pig in the city. I suppose if anyone gives me guff, I could just turn it around on 'em and be all like " How dare you call my dog a pig!?!?!? Fuck yuns. She's already sensitive about her weight!!!"
Or teach him to walk on his hind legs and dress him like a people.
-------------------- On storing pedro tea... Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out. Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ... OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19180317 - 11/23/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The last sentence is clearly the answer.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19180338 - 11/23/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Brewmaster said:
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Gumby said: Newp. Hedgehogs are illegal in a lot of states for stupid reasons. Same with sugar gliders.
I see that you are correct, sir. Something like 7 states outlaw hedgehogs.
I still don't see why I can't have a pig in the city. I suppose if anyone gives me guff, I could just turn it around on 'em and be all like " How dare you call my dog a pig!?!?!? Fuck yuns. She's already sensitive about her weight!!!"
Brewmaster, how drunk are you, really? Pig in the city, think about it. Nigga no. Them things stank. Imagine if you had a whole apartment building with people that had pigs. You'd have to burn it down to clean it. They are not dogs. Or cats. Or hedgehogs. Yes, they are VERY smart, very affectionate, but they kinda just smell like shit and make where they live smell like shit.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
#19180346 - 11/23/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My pig would be the best smelling ever.
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