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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19177655 - 11/23/13 03:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You down with OP...P...?


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: LordSenate] * 1
    #19177663 - 11/23/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ya you know me



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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Constantine] * 2
    #19177867 - 11/23/13 07:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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It's the poppy fairy thief.


Edited by Eggtimer (11/23/13 07:07 AM)


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Eggtimer]
    #19177870 - 11/23/13 07:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Prometheus's only crime was giving fire to man.


Edited by Dystopia (11/23/13 07:22 AM)


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Adden]
    #19177875 - 11/23/13 07:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

They're after your pods, man!


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Eggtimer]
    #19177967 - 11/23/13 07:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Eggtimer said:
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It's the poppy fairy thief.




Poppy thief. Not poppy fairy thief. He's was trying to steal OP's plants, not OP.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: koods] * 3
    #19177993 - 11/23/13 08:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so.. OP grows poppies and obviously uses them to the point that he gets so paranoid that he has to make a thread about imaginary intruders,
then proceeds to call anyone else who uses opiates a junkie? Ok.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: mushroom_sandwich] * 1
    #19178001 - 11/23/13 08:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And he's not gay either... He just wants to fuck me up the ass, then watch 10 of his friends fuck me in the ass.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19178196 - 11/23/13 09:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Constantine said:
Fucking junkie cops






Thank you! This is what I was looking for. :rofl:

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Esekon Kelly said:

What does it mean? Tell me...I'm afraid to search it on Google in case of goblins or trolls...






santorum
Urban Dictionary Word of the Day: January 03, 2012
The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that
leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular
demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19178380 - 11/23/13 10:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This thread is exactly why I have a pack of Great Danes, razor wire, guns, and most importantly, a donkey.  That donkey will slaughter a fool.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19178432 - 11/23/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's not why you have a donkey. I saw your show in Tijuana.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: koods]
    #19178444 - 11/23/13 10:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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That's not why you have a donkey. I saw your show in Tijuana.




Ol' Jenny needs to earn her keep somehow.  :lol:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Eggtimer]
    #19178453 - 11/23/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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It's the poppy fairy thief.



You mean Poppy Claus, bringer of opiates.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19178761 - 11/23/13 12:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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LordSenate said:
Hey OP... wuz happenin?



Nothing...just another false alarm thankfully *pheew*. I have to be careful nowadays. There have been recent cases in Ireland about people getting murdered in their own homes by intruders and sometimes raped. I don't want to be another statistic :sad:

"Irish man stabbed intruders, sodomized them with a knife and filled their tight anuses with poppy seeds for his potent Poppy Seed Anus-Leakage Tea before being brutally murdered a week later by the intruder’s raging families who shoved sugarcane up his rectum."

Fuck that :facepalm:

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And he's not gay either... He just wants to fuck me up the ass, then watch 10 of his friends fuck me in the ass.




I rape gays and other men not for pleasure but control and dominace, and to spit out terror and dread upon promiscuous womanizers. Call me gay all you like but I am not wired to fall in love with a man...Yes I would gladly rape you and let 10 of friends cough up their load into your perty mouth lol jk. I am sick in the head :lol:



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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19178768 - 11/23/13 12:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hey Esekon someone made a xmas avatar for you



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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Constantine] * 2
    #19178788 - 11/23/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Hey Esekon someone made a xmas avatar for you





I'll give them credit for creativity :lol:
:lolsy:
The Poppy pod thief and his shenanigans. He only comes out at night to steal your bagels and scrap off the poppy seeds for his delightful tea.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19178834 - 11/23/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Disturbed people are funny


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: koods]
    #19178839 - 11/23/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Disturbed people are funny



I am not funny though...just very sick, mentally and physically :sad:. I look like a malnourished crackhead with psychosis lol.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19178841 - 11/23/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Irish too


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19178857 - 11/23/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

koods said:
Disturbed people are funny



I am not funny though...just very sick, mentally and physically :sad:. I look like a malnourished crackhead with psychosis lol.




I thought you were fat and pasty.


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