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Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal
#19178740 - 11/23/13 12:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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http://discovermagazine.com/2013/dec/22-20-things-you-didnt-know-aboutneanderthals#.UpDUXYl5nTo
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5. Now that the whole Neanderthal genome has been sequenced, Harvard geneticist George Church thinks a clone could be gestated in a human surrogate mother. It could even be beneficial, he believes, because the Neanderthal mind might be able to solve problems we can’t.
http://m.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/a-877634.html#spRedirectedFrom=www&referrrer=http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_M._Church
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SPIEGEL: Mr. Church, you predict that it will soon be possible to clone Neanderthals. What do you mean by "soon"? Will you witness the birth of a Neanderthal baby in your lifetime? Church: I think so, but boy there are a lot of parts to that. The reason I would consider it a possibility is that a bunch of technologies are developing faster than ever before. In particular, reading and writing DNA is now about a million times faster than seven or eight years ago. Another technology that the de-extinction of a Neanderthal would require is human cloning. We can clone all kinds of mammals, so it's very likely that we could clone a human. Why shouldn't we be able to do so?
SPIEGEL: Perhaps because it is banned?
Church: That may be true in Germany, but it's not banned all over the world. And laws can change, by the way.
How would this dude feel? And assuming he's a dude, how much pussy will he get? If it was a bitch would you fuck her? It's like monkey shit you can breed with. Uhn.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa] 1
#19178743 - 11/23/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn i can't even imagine the ethical questions that people are going to raise for that.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa] 1
#19178758 - 11/23/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hope we get some new genes up in the gene pool here I'm getting kinda tired of the ones we got now
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: abltsandwich]
#19178784 - 11/23/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I want my offsprings' forehead area to increase tenfold.
Ethics aside, there is so much to benefit from this: potential enzymes that could cure diabetes, or any number of incurable ailments could be suddenly curable.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: abltsandwich] 4
#19178786 - 11/23/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shit. In 2020 we bring back Neanderthals. In 2040 we're their fucking slaves. 16 hours a day eating Neanderthal pussy. No time off. Not even for Christmas.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: abltsandwich] 4
#19178792 - 11/23/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Neanderthals are people living in the Netherlands, right?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178801 - 11/23/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said: Shit. In 2020 we bring back Neanderthals. In 2040 we're their fucking slaves. 16 hours a day eating Neanderthal pussy. No time off. Not even for Christmas.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: The Ecstatic]
#19178807 - 11/23/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Ecstatic said: I want my offsprings' forehead area to increase tenfold.
Ethics aside, there is so much to benefit from this: potential enzymes that could cure diabetes, or any number of incurable ailments could be suddenly curable.
Jokes aside I'm all for it. Just because it's wild.
But what about genetic disorders they could release on society. New kinds of cancer and dementia and shit. Isn't that possible once we start fucking?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178809 - 11/23/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i say we shouldn't try to mess with life
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178814 - 11/23/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Ecstatic said: I want my offsprings' forehead area to increase tenfold.
Ethics aside, there is so much to benefit from this: potential enzymes that could cure diabetes, or any number of incurable ailments could be suddenly curable.
Never even thought about that. Did they bear some kind of disease or condition resistance that we don't have?Quote:
TheFakeSunRa said:
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The Ecstatic said: I want my offsprings' forehead area to increase tenfold.
Ethics aside, there is so much to benefit from this: potential enzymes that could cure diabetes, or any number of incurable ailments could be suddenly curable.
Jokes aside I'm all for it. Just because it's wild.
But what about genetic disorders they could release on society. New kinds of cancer and dementia and shit. Isn't that possible once we start fucking?
Here's the issue i think... I don't think they would be let into society, but more of a spectacle of science and i think that's where most of the ethical shitstorm is going to come from.
I'm all for it from a science standpoint if someone can get around that.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: dontknow]
#19178815 - 11/23/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's a little late for that, isn't it?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa] 2
#19178823 - 11/23/13 12:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Only if we make a giant park to keep them in.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: JacksonMetaller]
#19178837 - 11/23/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Never even thought about that. Did they bear some kind of disease or condition resistance that we don't have?
I have no idea but when you start mixing up DNA you get the good AND the bad. I ain't no Harvard Geneticist but I know what happens if you go to the Special Olympics looking for pussy.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178862 - 11/23/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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why should i give a fuck what the fuck a harvard professor has to say???
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178866 - 11/23/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's not going to happen in our lifetime. Although I hope it does.
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TheFakeSunRa said: How would this dude feel? And assuming he's a dude, how much pussy will he get? If it was a bitch would you fuck her? It's like monkey shit you can breed with. Uhn. 
Man, that Neanderdude will get soooo much pussy.
All short and stocky, and big-boned and hairy. Women will die for him.
He will be an Adonis among us.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: greenspectral]
#19178868 - 11/23/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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greenspectral said: why should i give a fuck what the fuck a harvard professor has to say???
Because he's smart!!!
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#19178874 - 11/23/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said: Shit. In 2020 we bring back Neanderthals. In 2040 we're their fucking slaves. 16 hours a day eating Neanderthal pussy. No time off. Not even for Christmas.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Set]
#19178875 - 11/23/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Set said: It's not going to happen in our lifetime. Although I hope it does.
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TheFakeSunRa said: How would this dude feel? And assuming he's a dude, how much pussy will he get? If it was a bitch would you fuck her? It's like monkey shit you can breed with. Uhn. 
Man, that Neanderdude will get soooo much pussy.
All short and stocky, and big-boned and hairy. Women will die for him.
He will be an Adonis among us. 
I thought they were like 7ft and shit. With big nutsacs.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178885 - 11/23/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said: I thought they were like 7ft and shit. With big nutsacs.
Nah, that's:

Neanderthals are:
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Set]
#19178895 - 11/23/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That forehead too OP.
I can't compete against that. Fuck neanderthals
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