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Brewmaster
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Might be getting a pet pig 1
#19178086 - 11/23/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Put my puppy down on Saturday and said I wasn't going to get any more pets before I get back on the road when my lease is up. Now I'm going to visit a buddy for thanksgiving and he's got a litter of five minis for sale. 2 weeks old. I'm afraid I won't be able to resist taking one. Google piglets, I mean Jesus Christ.
My biggest concern was the noise it's feets would make on hardwood floors, being as how I live on the second floor. My wife came up with a simple solution. Pig slippers. She knits and said it would be no problem to make custom booties.
Second concern was how easy it would be to travel north America with a pig. Would places that allow dogs, such as state parks or hotels, also allow pigs?
Also, what to name it? Kevin Bacon is too easy. I like Pancetta. Call him Chedda for short.
Any pig owners here? Thoughts, opinions, experiences?
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Synthe
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster] 1
#19178095 - 11/23/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Aw... I wanted a pet piggie when I was a little kid.
If you ever get harassed by police you can whip out your pet and tell him to keep them company
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jboredone
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19178100 - 11/23/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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we had 2 potbellied pigs live in our house growing up....the were fun to have around.....were litter box trained and everything.....
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ImFukNCLUELESS
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: jboredone]
#19178154 - 11/23/13 09:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I had got one for my daughter last xmas 2months later i went at met st. Nick and traded it for a puppy my whole has started smelling like shit it cant go up and down stairs apperntly you are suppose to build it ramps and the motherfucker would never stop eating i if you took its food away it wouldnt stop screaming till u gave it back and was always trying to tear up my carpet
But i was cute
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I'd like to dress it up and put lipstick on it.
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Gumby
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1slow2v said: I had got one for my daughter last xmas 2months later i went at met st. Nick and traded it for a puppy my whole has started smelling like shit
This. Pigs smell like shit. They're cute, but they stank.
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Magicman69
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
#19178339 - 11/23/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A pet pig? Who do you think you are? The Kardashians? Unless you live on a farm, I'd recommend against the pig idea
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Uzziel
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19178352 - 11/23/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haha fuck a pet pig. If I got another pet again it would be a dog for sure. They are called mans best friend for a reason
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Schmendrick
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Uzziel]
#19178421 - 11/23/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haha fuck a pet pig.
Is that not the intention?
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Chairman Meow
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19178600 - 11/23/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think a pet pig would be so awesome, but only if you have a lot of space for it so it doesn't stink up your place. Also, your wife knitting pig slippers only makes me think of kitten mittens. YOU'LL BE SMITTEN.
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dontknow
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sausage slippers
name the pig Link and get it a collar that resembles sausage links
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The5thElement
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: dontknow]
#19178715 - 11/23/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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K op don't listen to the other guys here, get the pet pig and if it doesn't work out you can just eat it and buy a puppy
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The5thElement
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You won't have to shop for delicious bacon for at least a week
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#19178745 - 11/23/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The5thElement
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How high are you right now jesus, be honest.
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Uzziel
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The5thElement said: K op don't listen to the other guys here, get the pet pig and if it doesn't work out you can just eat it and buy a puppy 
Raising your own bacon as a back up plan.... not a bad idea. I like your style
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dontknow
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Uzziel]
#19178818 - 11/23/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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make it workout and you'll get lean pork with no preservatives or other nasty stuff in it
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The5thElement
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Uzziel]
#19178847 - 11/23/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Uzziel said:
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The5thElement said: K op don't listen to the other guys here, get the pet pig and if it doesn't work out you can just eat it and buy a puppy 
Raising your own bacon as a back up plan.... not a bad idea. I like your style 
Always have to have a plan B
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Enjoywho
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Some guys I know got one and took it to the bar and shit. It was an insanely clever pussy magnet
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Quote:
The5thElement said: K op don't listen to the other guys here, get the pet pig and if it doesn't work out you can just eat it and buy a puppy 
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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