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#19178086 - 11/23/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Put my puppy down on Saturday and said I wasn't going to get any more pets before I get back on the road when my lease is up. Now I'm going to visit a buddy for thanksgiving and he's got a litter of five minis for sale. 2 weeks old. I'm afraid I won't be able to resist taking one. Google piglets, I mean Jesus Christ.
My biggest concern was the noise it's feets would make on hardwood floors, being as how I live on the second floor. My wife came up with a simple solution. Pig slippers. She knits and said it would be no problem to make custom booties.
Second concern was how easy it would be to travel north America with a pig. Would places that allow dogs, such as state parks or hotels, also allow pigs?
Also, what to name it? Kevin Bacon is too easy. I like Pancetta. Call him Chedda for short.
Any pig owners here? Thoughts, opinions, experiences?
-------------------- On storing pedro tea... Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out. Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ... OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster] 1
#19178095 - 11/23/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Aw... I wanted a pet piggie when I was a little kid.
If you ever get harassed by police you can whip out your pet and tell him to keep them company
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19178100 - 11/23/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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we had 2 potbellied pigs live in our house growing up....the were fun to have around.....were litter box trained and everything.....
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: jboredone]
#19178154 - 11/23/13 09:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I had got one for my daughter last xmas 2months later i went at met st. Nick and traded it for a puppy my whole has started smelling like shit it cant go up and down stairs apperntly you are suppose to build it ramps and the motherfucker would never stop eating i if you took its food away it wouldnt stop screaming till u gave it back and was always trying to tear up my carpet
But i was cute
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I'd like to dress it up and put lipstick on it.
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This. Pigs smell like shit. They're cute, but they stank.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
#19178339 - 11/23/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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A pet pig? Who do you think you are? The Kardashians? Unless you live on a farm, I'd recommend against the pig idea
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19178352 - 11/23/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha fuck a pet pig. If I got another pet again it would be a dog for sure. They are called mans best friend for a reason
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Uzziel]
#19178421 - 11/23/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha fuck a pet pig.
Is that not the intention?
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19178600 - 11/23/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think a pet pig would be so awesome, but only if you have a lot of space for it so it doesn't stink up your place. Also, your wife knitting pig slippers only makes me think of kitten mittens. YOU'LL BE SMITTEN.
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sausage slippers
name the pig Link and get it a collar that resembles sausage links
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: dontknow]
#19178715 - 11/23/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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K op don't listen to the other guys here, get the pet pig and if it doesn't work out you can just eat it and buy a puppy
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You won't have to shop for delicious bacon for at least a week
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How high are you right now jesus, be honest.
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The5thElement said: K op don't listen to the other guys here, get the pet pig and if it doesn't work out you can just eat it and buy a puppy 
Raising your own bacon as a back up plan.... not a bad idea. I like your style
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Uzziel]
#19178818 - 11/23/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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make it workout and you'll get lean pork with no preservatives or other nasty stuff in it
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Uzziel]
#19178847 - 11/23/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: K op don't listen to the other guys here, get the pet pig and if it doesn't work out you can just eat it and buy a puppy 
Raising your own bacon as a back up plan.... not a bad idea. I like your style 
Always have to have a plan B
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Some guys I know got one and took it to the bar and shit. It was an insanely clever pussy magnet
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Enjoywho]
#19179188 - 11/23/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My buddy says that they don't stink and their shit smells like anything else's shit. He trains them on using a litter box but I'm not a huge fan of that idea. I'd rather he do bidness outside.
Here's a stupid question...what do you feed a pet pig? I know that farm raised pigs root around for acorns and grubs and anything else they can find, but is there a brand of "pig feed"? Would he need to get shots like a dog would? Vaccines and immunizations and what not?
-------------------- On storing pedro tea... Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out. Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ... OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19179191 - 11/23/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ooh ooh. I could train him to find me truffles!!!
-------------------- On storing pedro tea... Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out. Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ... OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19179212 - 11/23/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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is it a potbellied pig?....we had pig food that looked like little pellets and fresh veggies.....they are smart animals and can learn to sit and shake and laydown and such.....we used a little kiddie pool with a section cut out so the could walk it with news paper for the litter box......
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: jboredone]
#19179218 - 11/23/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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we had a full size and miniature potbellied pigs.....
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I want a pet pig now.
My puppy grew up and doesn't get me as much pussy 


I mean seriously in both pics those are 2 different girls i randomly banged because i had a cute puppy
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Enjoywho]
#19179520 - 11/23/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Got home from work and my wife told me that pigs are not allowed within the city limits of Richmond, VA. We can have chickens but not "livestock".
FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!
-------------------- On storing pedro tea... Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out. Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ... OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19179525 - 11/23/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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get a hedgehog
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Probably illegal. A lot of states don't allow them.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
#19179590 - 11/23/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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sadsappysucker said: get a hedgehog
Probably illegal. A lot of states don't allow them.
Hedgehogs are perfectly legal. My little brother had one. Me thinks you might be thinking of a different animal.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19179638 - 11/23/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Newp. Hedgehogs are illegal in a lot of states for stupid reasons. Same with sugar gliders.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19179824 - 11/23/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Brewmaster said: Got home from work and my wife told me that pigs are not allowed within the city limits of Richmond, VA. We can have chickens but not "livestock".
FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!
Dude just get the pig anyways, what is some pig going to come up to you when your walking your pig and be like "Yo bro, I'm going to have to confiscate your pet on account of it being against the law", could happen but still I wouldn't let it deter me from getting one.
What a stupid F@CKING law seriously
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aren't those little bitty piggies domesticated? why would they be considered livestock
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby] 1
#19179896 - 11/23/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Probably illegal. A lot of states don't allow them.
They are legal in VA.  Also, WHO COULD OUTLAW THIS FACE?
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I couldn't
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said: Newp. Hedgehogs are illegal in a lot of states for stupid reasons. Same with sugar gliders.
I see that you are correct, sir. Something like 7 states outlaw hedgehogs.
I still don't see why I can't have a pig in the city. I suppose if anyone gives me guff, I could just turn it around on 'em and be all like " How dare you call my dog a pig!?!?!? Fuck yuns. She's already sensitive about her weight!!!"
Or teach him to walk on his hind legs and dress him like a people.
-------------------- On storing pedro tea... Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out. Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ... OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19180317 - 11/23/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The last sentence is clearly the answer.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
#19180338 - 11/23/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gumby said: Newp. Hedgehogs are illegal in a lot of states for stupid reasons. Same with sugar gliders.
I see that you are correct, sir. Something like 7 states outlaw hedgehogs.
I still don't see why I can't have a pig in the city. I suppose if anyone gives me guff, I could just turn it around on 'em and be all like " How dare you call my dog a pig!?!?!? Fuck yuns. She's already sensitive about her weight!!!"
Brewmaster, how drunk are you, really? Pig in the city, think about it. Nigga no. Them things stank. Imagine if you had a whole apartment building with people that had pigs. You'd have to burn it down to clean it. They are not dogs. Or cats. Or hedgehogs. Yes, they are VERY smart, very affectionate, but they kinda just smell like shit and make where they live smell like shit.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
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My pig would be the best smelling ever.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Enjoywho]
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Enjoywho said: My pig would be the best smelling ever. 
Feed it a bunch of cinnamon and brown sugar, that way when you slaughter it to eat it, it's already seasoned. Pre planning, it's key.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
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iono about pigs guys. also, building ramps in your house sounds like too much work.
i WOULD say i'd prefer a tiger, but iono if that would entail adopting a fucking pig anyway to feed the fucking thing.
also, i'm not over the idea of a mongooze.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
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Enjoywho said: My pig would be the best smelling ever. 
Feed it a bunch of cinnamon and brown sugar, that way when you slaughter it to eat it, it's already seasoned. Pre planning, it's key.

Preseasoned... I'm alone and hungry now.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said: Newp. Hedgehogs are illegal in a lot of states for stupid reasons. Same with sugar gliders.
I see that you are correct, sir. Something like 7 states outlaw hedgehogs.
I still don't see why I can't have a pig in the city. I suppose if anyone gives me guff, I could just turn it around on 'em and be all like " How dare you call my dog a pig!?!?!? Fuck yuns. She's already sensitive about her weight!!!"
Brewmaster, how drunk are you, really? Pig in the city, think about it. Nigga no. Them things stank. Imagine if you had a whole apartment building with people that had pigs. You'd have to burn it down to clean it. They are not dogs. Or cats. Or hedgehogs. Yes, they are VERY smart, very affectionate, but they kinda just smell like shit and make where they live smell like shit.
I'm talking about a miniature pig. Not a bigass hog for slaughtering. This thing would be smaller than my last dog, under 50 pounds. I live in the city but I've got a nice, fenced-in backyard.
Again. My buddy has sold dozens as pets and he says that they don't smell, that they're easily trained and that they lay golden eggs. I didn't believe him about the golden eggs until he sent me a picture of one next to the pig that laid it.
I'm sold.
Fuck the city. I'm gettin' mes a dammed pehrgy!!!!!!!
-------------------- On storing pedro tea... Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out. Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ... OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
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Fuck yeah post pics
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Re: Might be getting a pet pig [Re: Brewmaster]
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Are you going to have sex with it or eat it? OR both?
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