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Offline245willow19

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I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do?
    #19176538 - 11/22/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It's midnight here in Ireland and I can't believe this shit...not again. I am being really, really fucking quiet at the moment.
I'm always carefully in case this time they'll kill me. Yeah this happens a lot here, and most times it’s a false alarm. I am in the cabin right now. No this is not a troll thread… seriously…maybe it’s a cat or big rat, but its subtle movements frighten me. Thankfully I managed to keep a knife underneath my desk in case of intruders. I’ll keep you guys posted and see if anything else happens…hopefully it will just be another false alarm.
I won’t overreact this time. I have a fucking knife and a screwdriver…nobody is gonna rape me tonight. If I don’t reply or go offline…I’m probably asleep, tied up and raped with my throat slashed or my Internet has abruptly turn off (I have very shitty internet)! I’m really tired of people robbing houses here…they’ve already robbed six :facepalm:.
Its nearing Christmas and this is the time scumbags and desperate Irish travelers come out to rob. This post is long…shit…I heard movement outside…something is climbing on the wall or something. The curtains are all covered…they can’t see me…I looked through the window once or twice to see if there’s anyone there…but nothing.
Any suggestion will be greatly appreciated...maybe if I play loud music or watch a movie...the wicked men will go away and bother someone else. I just hope they aren't robbing this cabin...I hope they're just passing by to rob my neighbour instead. I just hope it's just some scumbag junkie hiding from the cops or something :shrug:


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 3
    #19176559 - 11/22/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

We, here in America, bear firearm to remedy situations just like this one..


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 7
    #19176562 - 11/22/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
I won’t overreact this time. I have a fucking knife and a screwdriver…nobody is gonna rape me tonight.




:lolsy::lolsy:

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I just hope they aren't robbing this cabin...I hope they're just passing by to rob my neighbour instead. I just hope it's just some scumbag junkie hiding from the cops or something :shrug:




:lol: And there it is.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176566 - 11/22/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The worst thing you could do is hide and lay low, in case there really is someone out there. Let them know someone's home! Turn on a light or something.


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19176571 - 11/22/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You should spend 3 red and 4 black mana to not be such a pussy.


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: RedSnapper]
    #19176572 - 11/22/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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We, here in America, bear firearm to remedy situations just like this one...



I have a knife with me now and I am playing music really loud to scare them off. I fucking hate when this happens...it's annoying as if they're trying to scare me away from home or something. Maybe it's just my psychosis is kicking in. You guys need to keep me company until dawn


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176573 - 11/22/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Bark really loud, that's the only option.


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19176582 - 11/22/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Start yelling things like a madman

"FUCK"

"SHIT"

"I'LL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER"

and such


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Space Elf]
    #19176583 - 11/22/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

wait...  why is someone robbing a cabin?  like, a cabin out in the country?

also, u should get a dog.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19176587 - 11/22/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You should spend 3 red and 4 black mana to not be such a pussy.



I'm tired and not in the mood for fighting for my damn life. It isn't exactly scary but very frustrating and annoying...this shit happens too often...at least once or twice a year


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: gzuf]
    #19176594 - 11/22/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yep 10ga is the ultimate answer to shit going bump in the night. Dosent matter if its a "scumbag junkie" elephant its getting a rather large fucking ass full of lead. But seriously go find an axe or machete since you cant have a gun. Knife or screwdriver range and they are already too close. Axe lets u reach out and fuck someone.  Damn right scarier too. You can keep someone further back then with a knife and even a glancing blow will fuck someone up so you can turn the tables and rape them instead.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176597 - 11/22/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Reply fail..


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176600 - 11/22/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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wait...  why is someone robbing a cabin?  like, a cabin out in the country?

also, u should get a dog.



Maybe they want my vodka, cannabis and poppy seeds :shrug:. There's nothing here valuable except for a few apple computers and two Ipads, one of which is broken.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 5
    #19176602 - 11/22/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Not in mood to fight for life

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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19176608 - 11/22/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you should play a gangster movie real loud like in home alone...... :machinegun:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: LordSenate] * 3
    #19176610 - 11/22/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

LOOOL oh Esekon :curbyourenthusiasm:

I'll be waiting for the I was raped by a scumbag junkie, does this make me gay? thread. :popcorn:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: jboredone]
    #19176624 - 11/22/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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jboredone said:
you should play a gangster movie real loud like in home alone...... :machinegun:



Does watching the movie Colombiana count? It's about some sexy ass black chick killing Latino folk :evil:. I do like my blacks chicks. Maybe I should start watching Twilight or High School Musical to freak them out and wear a pink skirt and a leather bra


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176631 - 11/22/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

wait...  why is someone robbing a cabin?  like, a cabin out in the country?

also, u should get a dog.



Maybe they want my vodka, cannabis and poppy seeds :shrug:. There's nothing here valuable except for a few apple computers and two Ipads, one of which is broken.




o weed, yea,,,  i dunno.
i mean i didn't think robbers scoped like, cabins out in the country for loot but, i mean if u said this happens twice a year...

omg, yea just smoke all the weed then they don't have anything to steal!


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: stimpson]
    #19176648 - 11/22/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Offer the rat a beer?


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: stimpson]
    #19176654 - 11/22/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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o weed, yea,,,  i dunno.
i mean i didn't think robbers scoped like, cabins out in the country for loot but, i mean if u said this happens twice a year...

omg, yea just smoke all the weed then they don't have anything to steal!



It's a 25bag...really shitty weed...not enough to get you high...SHIT...I heard something else...fuck I hope this is just a psychotic episode


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176671 - 11/22/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

quit being a bitch and act like a fuckin grown man. YOU be the ninja of the night. stick to the shadows. be stealthy. YOU are the threat sir. YOU


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: berdinwall]
    #19176674 - 11/22/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:brucelee:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176699 - 11/22/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Start planning your rations OP, just don't ferment too many of your potatoes.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Adden]
    #19176710 - 11/22/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

so you're worried about things creaking by your cabin... in the woods?

if you frighten so much, why... are you living there?

oh... because... JUNKIES.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19176711 - 11/22/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Put some Slayer on really loud and start smashing your things on the walls and floor. They will be too scared to enter.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19176720 - 11/22/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

exactly!  or he could call himself on his phone and have an argument with himself acting as a madman gangster

nobody wants to fuck with a crazy


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #19176722 - 11/22/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

And please post videos, we need proof of burglars you know..


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Flynder]
    #19176755 - 11/22/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This seems to happen to you a lot.  I think it's time to move out of the ghetto.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: pwnasaurus] * 3
    #19176769 - 11/22/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How in the fuck is it midnight in Ireland, when you posted that at 11PM EST? You're full of shite and potatoes.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19176770 - 11/22/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What are you talking about? A cabin in the woods is a perfect place for a coward.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176812 - 11/22/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Somebody please post that blurry-ass picture.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19176853 - 11/22/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It's gotta be half one by now. Whatever that means.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: koods]
    #19176863 - 11/22/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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It's gotta be half one by now. Whatever that means.




It's almost 6, silly. What are you talking about...you made yourself look like an idiot :facepalm:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176875 - 11/22/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Great. Only five more hours until the sun comes up.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: koods]
    #19176900 - 11/22/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Great. Only five more hours until the sun comes up.



What is your problem today? Butthurt? Do you want me to gape you and.make your tight asshole smile, ya sexy fucker


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19176909 - 11/22/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Jeez. Everyone wants to make my asshole smile today.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: koods] * 1
    #19176915 - 11/22/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Jeez. Everyone wants to make my asshole smile today.




Anytime, anywhere, baby!
:douchewink:
I'll pretend you're a sexy lesbian. I just can't get enough of your tuna reeking asshole...by the way I'll take that comment as a "yes" :wink:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19176919 - 11/22/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Get in line... It starts in the rear.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: koods]
    #19176935 - 11/22/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Get in line... It starts in the rear.




What's that, baby? You want me to start pentrating your rear, eh? Jeez, you've got quite a erotic imagination...alright...do you want me to spill my load inside your ass or mouth? Creampie style :wink:. By the gods, you're an anal whore...you want it nice and deep like a virgin school girl...maybe I should invite ten friends and encourage them to fill your tight ass up with man cream then make you open your cheeks and push and shit it out like diarrihea into a bowl and drink and swallow it all up until your belly is full lol


Is that what you want?


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19176948 - 11/22/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Santorum


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19177354 - 11/23/13 01:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:goodluckwiththat2:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19177393 - 11/23/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
It's midnight here in Ireland and I can't believe this shit...not again.




It says you made this thread at 11 PM, New York time. So, Ireland is only one hour ahead?


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: s240779] * 2
    #19177399 - 11/23/13 01:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

he's a junkie so he lost track of time.....:bigyesnod:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: jboredone]
    #19177420 - 11/23/13 01:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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It says you made this thread at 11 PM, New York time. So, Ireland is only one hour ahead?



You Americans are quite foolish. Anyway New York, the time zone there should be 4-5 hours behind Dublin and London :shrug:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19177422 - 11/23/13 01:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Bring a bat outside and go whoop some fucking ass, dude.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19177427 - 11/23/13 01:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Bring a bat outside and go whoop some fucking ass, dude.



I prefer a knife, that way I can stick it up his bum and fiddle around there until I find some goodies :smirk:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19177447 - 11/23/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That is sexual assault.  Stop being a fucking predator, dude.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Mush4Brains] * 1
    #19177459 - 11/23/13 02:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
Bring a bat outside and go whoop some fucking ass, dude.



I prefer a knife, that way I can stick it up his bum and fiddle around there until I find some goodies :smirk:



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Mush4Brains said:
That is sexual assault.  Stop being a fucking predator, dude.



trolls tollin tolls trolling trolls.....:awethumb::lmafo:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19177466 - 11/23/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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It says you made this thread at 11 PM, New York time. So, Ireland is only one hour ahead?



You Americans are quite foolish. Anyway New York, the time zone there should be 4-5 hours behind Dublin and London :shrug:




Can you address the fact that you're declaring it to be 12 AM in Ireland when it's 11 PM in New York (the first post, on my end, is indicated as 11:03 PM).


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    #19177484 - 11/23/13 02:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Can you address the fact that you're declaring it to be 12 AM in Ireland when it's 11 PM in New York (the first post, on my end, is indicated as 11:03 PM).



I shouldn't have said midnight then, but it was certainly in the middle of the night. I lost track of time...didn't look at the clock until an hour ago. Well, Shroomery is based on east coast of America time zone, I assume.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: s240779]
    #19177492 - 11/23/13 02:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It's not based on EST


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19177517 - 11/23/13 02:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Each user can set their own time preferences.


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    #19177518 - 11/23/13 02:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:mindblown:


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    #19177590 - 11/23/13 03:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Santorum



I love that the gay community came up with this.  And we all know what it means.:raisemyglass:


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    #19177598 - 11/23/13 03:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fucking junkie cops



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    #19177602 - 11/23/13 03:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That guy looks like a mix of sloth, shrek and a blurry sasquatch.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Constantine] * 1
    #19177605 - 11/23/13 03:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Fucking junkie cops





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That guy looks like a mix of sloth, shrek and a blurry sasquatch.



the real Slenderman.


watch out OP, your days are numbered.


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    #19177613 - 11/23/13 03:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Santorum



I love that the gay community came up with this.  And we all know what it means.:raisemyglass:



What does it mean? Tell me...I'm afraid to search it on Google in case of goblins or trolls...
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the real Slenderman.


watch out OP, your days are numbered.



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    #19177618 - 11/23/13 03:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hey OP... wuz happenin?


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    #19177641 - 11/23/13 03:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Slenderman's gonna get you, OP.


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    #19177655 - 11/23/13 03:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You down with OP...P...?


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    #19177663 - 11/23/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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    #19177867 - 11/23/13 07:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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It's the poppy fairy thief.


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    #19177870 - 11/23/13 07:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Prometheus's only crime was giving fire to man.


Edited by Dystopia (11/23/13 07:22 AM)


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    #19177875 - 11/23/13 07:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

They're after your pods, man!


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    #19177967 - 11/23/13 07:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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It's the poppy fairy thief.




Poppy thief. Not poppy fairy thief. He's was trying to steal OP's plants, not OP.


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    #19177993 - 11/23/13 08:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

so.. OP grows poppies and obviously uses them to the point that he gets so paranoid that he has to make a thread about imaginary intruders,
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    #19178001 - 11/23/13 08:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

And he's not gay either... He just wants to fuck me up the ass, then watch 10 of his friends fuck me in the ass.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19178196 - 11/23/13 09:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Constantine said:
Fucking junkie cops






Thank you! This is what I was looking for. :rofl:

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What does it mean? Tell me...I'm afraid to search it on Google in case of goblins or trolls...






santorum
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    #19178380 - 11/23/13 10:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is exactly why I have a pack of Great Danes, razor wire, guns, and most importantly, a donkey.  That donkey will slaughter a fool.


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    #19178432 - 11/23/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That's not why you have a donkey. I saw your show in Tijuana.


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    #19178444 - 11/23/13 10:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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That's not why you have a donkey. I saw your show in Tijuana.




Ol' Jenny needs to earn her keep somehow.  :lol:


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    #19178453 - 11/23/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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It's the poppy fairy thief.



You mean Poppy Claus, bringer of opiates.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19178761 - 11/23/13 12:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Hey OP... wuz happenin?



Nothing...just another false alarm thankfully *pheew*. I have to be careful nowadays. There have been recent cases in Ireland about people getting murdered in their own homes by intruders and sometimes raped. I don't want to be another statistic :sad:

"Irish man stabbed intruders, sodomized them with a knife and filled their tight anuses with poppy seeds for his potent Poppy Seed Anus-Leakage Tea before being brutally murdered a week later by the intruder’s raging families who shoved sugarcane up his rectum."

Fuck that :facepalm:

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And he's not gay either... He just wants to fuck me up the ass, then watch 10 of his friends fuck me in the ass.




I rape gays and other men not for pleasure but control and dominace, and to spit out terror and dread upon promiscuous womanizers. Call me gay all you like but I am not wired to fall in love with a man...Yes I would gladly rape you and let 10 of friends cough up their load into your perty mouth lol jk. I am sick in the head :lol:



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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19178768 - 11/23/13 12:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hey Esekon someone made a xmas avatar for you



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    #19178788 - 11/23/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Hey Esekon someone made a xmas avatar for you





I'll give them credit for creativity :lol:
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The Poppy pod thief and his shenanigans. He only comes out at night to steal your bagels and scrap off the poppy seeds for his delightful tea.


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    #19178834 - 11/23/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Disturbed people are funny


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    #19178839 - 11/23/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Disturbed people are funny



I am not funny though...just very sick, mentally and physically :sad:. I look like a malnourished crackhead with psychosis lol.


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    #19178841 - 11/23/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Irish too


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    #19178857 - 11/23/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
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koods said:
Disturbed people are funny



I am not funny though...just very sick, mentally and physically :sad:. I look like a malnourished crackhead with psychosis lol.




I thought you were fat and pasty.


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koods said:
Quote:

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koods said:
Disturbed people are funny



I am not funny though...just very sick, mentally and physically :sad:. I look like a malnourished crackhead with psychosis lol.




I thought you were fat and pasty.



I was fat but not exactly pasty...sickly swarthy colour like Spainard during summertime :lol:. I like to tan...brings out my eyes :crazy2:


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    #19178886 - 11/23/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Masturbate. The answer is always masturbate.


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Masturbate. The answer is always masturbate.





Hmmm. Let's test this... What can I do so my mother isn't disappointed about me?


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Masturbate of course.


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    #19178942 - 11/23/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Masturbate of course.



What do you do when you've masturbated too much?


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    #19178951 - 11/23/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Shoot blanks


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Masturbate of course.



What do you do when you've masturbated too much?




Masturbate some more. No such thing as "too much" masturbation.


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Enjoywho said:
Quote:

NotTheDevil said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Masturbate of course.



What do you do when you've masturbated too much?




Masturbate some more. No such thing as "too much" masturbation.



But it will start to hurt eventually?


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NotTheDevil said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

NotTheDevil said:
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Enjoywho said:
Masturbate of course.



What do you do when you've masturbated too much?




Masturbate some more. No such thing as "too much" masturbation.



But it will start to hurt eventually?




Lotion is your friend, and it makes it soft :feelsgoodman:


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Quote:

NotTheDevil said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
[]NotTheDevil said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Masturbate of course.



What do you do when you've masturbated too much?




Masturbate some more. No such thing as "too much" masturbation.



But it will start to hurt eventually?




Lotion is your friend, and it makes it soft :feelsgoodman:



I don't need lube anymore, but I meant if you cum enough times in one day it starts to hurt.


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    #19178989 - 11/23/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It puts the lotion on the penis, or else it gets the chafe again.

PUT THE FUCKING LOTION ON YOUR DICK!


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It puts the lotion on the penis, or else it gets the chafe again.




:rofl:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: koods] * 1
    #19178996 - 11/23/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oh, dude, is that you in there? I was just scoping it out to see if I could crash for the night. No worries. Peace


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