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 245willow19
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 Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do?  [Re: koods]
#19178883 - 11/23/13 01:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Disturbed people are funny
I am not funny though...just very sick, mentally and physically  . I look like a malnourished crackhead with psychosis lol.
I thought you were fat and pasty.
I was fat but not exactly pasty...sickly swarthy colour like Spainard during summertime  . I like to tan...brings out my eyes 
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Enjoywho
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
#19178886 - 11/23/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Masturbate. The answer is always masturbate.
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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."
"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies
"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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koods
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#19178892 - 11/23/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Masturbate. The answer is always masturbate.
Hmmm. Let's test this... What can I do so my mother isn't disappointed about me?
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Enjoywho
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: koods]
#19178900 - 11/23/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Masturbate of course.
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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."
"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies
"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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NotTheDevil
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Enjoywho]
#19178942 - 11/23/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said:
Masturbate of course.
What do you do when you've masturbated too much?
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koods
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19178951 - 11/23/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shoot blanks
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Enjoywho
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19178962 - 11/23/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said:
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Masturbate of course.
What do you do when you've masturbated too much?
Masturbate some more. No such thing as "too much" masturbation.
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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."
"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies
"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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NotTheDevil
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Enjoywho]
#19178963 - 11/23/13 01:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said:
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NotTheDevil said:
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Enjoywho said:
Masturbate of course.
What do you do when you've masturbated too much?
Masturbate some more. No such thing as "too much" masturbation.
But it will start to hurt eventually?
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Enjoywho
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19178969 - 11/23/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said:
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Enjoywho said:
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NotTheDevil said:
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Enjoywho said:
Masturbate of course.
What do you do when you've masturbated too much?
Masturbate some more. No such thing as "too much" masturbation.
But it will start to hurt eventually?
Lotion is your friend, and it makes it soft 
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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."
"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies
"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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NotTheDevil
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Enjoywho]
#19178986 - 11/23/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said:
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Enjoywho said:
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Enjoywho said:
Masturbate of course.
What do you do when you've masturbated too much?
Masturbate some more. No such thing as "too much" masturbation.
But it will start to hurt eventually?
Lotion is your friend, and it makes it soft
I don't need lube anymore, but I meant if you cum enough times in one day it starts to hurt.
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koods
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#19178989 - 11/23/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It puts the lotion on the penis, or else it gets the chafe again.
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION ON YOUR DICK!
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Edited by koods (11/23/13 01:28 PM)
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Enjoywho
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: koods]
#19178993 - 11/23/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said:
It puts the lotion on the penis, or else it gets the chafe again.
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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."
"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies
"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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morrowasted
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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: koods] 1
#19178996 - 11/23/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh, dude, is that you in there? I was just scoping it out to see if I could crash for the night. No worries. Peace
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