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Offline245willow19

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I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do?
    #19176538 - 11/22/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It's midnight here in Ireland and I can't believe this shit...not again. I am being really, really fucking quiet at the moment.
I'm always carefully in case this time they'll kill me. Yeah this happens a lot here, and most times it’s a false alarm. I am in the cabin right now. No this is not a troll thread… seriously…maybe it’s a cat or big rat, but its subtle movements frighten me. Thankfully I managed to keep a knife underneath my desk in case of intruders. I’ll keep you guys posted and see if anything else happens…hopefully it will just be another false alarm.
I won’t overreact this time. I have a fucking knife and a screwdriver…nobody is gonna rape me tonight. If I don’t reply or go offline…I’m probably asleep, tied up and raped with my throat slashed or my Internet has abruptly turn off (I have very shitty internet)! I’m really tired of people robbing houses here…they’ve already robbed six :facepalm:.
Its nearing Christmas and this is the time scumbags and desperate Irish travelers come out to rob. This post is long…shit…I heard movement outside…something is climbing on the wall or something. The curtains are all covered…they can’t see me…I looked through the window once or twice to see if there’s anyone there…but nothing.
Any suggestion will be greatly appreciated...maybe if I play loud music or watch a movie...the wicked men will go away and bother someone else. I just hope they aren't robbing this cabin...I hope they're just passing by to rob my neighbour instead. I just hope it's just some scumbag junkie hiding from the cops or something :shrug:


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 3
    #19176559 - 11/22/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

We, here in America, bear firearm to remedy situations just like this one..


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 7
    #19176562 - 11/22/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
I won’t overreact this time. I have a fucking knife and a screwdriver…nobody is gonna rape me tonight.




:lolsy::lolsy:

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I just hope they aren't robbing this cabin...I hope they're just passing by to rob my neighbour instead. I just hope it's just some scumbag junkie hiding from the cops or something :shrug:




:lol: And there it is.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176566 - 11/22/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The worst thing you could do is hide and lay low, in case there really is someone out there. Let them know someone's home! Turn on a light or something.


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19176571 - 11/22/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You should spend 3 red and 4 black mana to not be such a pussy.


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: RedSnapper]
    #19176572 - 11/22/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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We, here in America, bear firearm to remedy situations just like this one...



I have a knife with me now and I am playing music really loud to scare them off. I fucking hate when this happens...it's annoying as if they're trying to scare me away from home or something. Maybe it's just my psychosis is kicking in. You guys need to keep me company until dawn


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176573 - 11/22/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Bark really loud, that's the only option.


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 2
    #19176582 - 11/22/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Start yelling things like a madman

"FUCK"

"SHIT"

"I'LL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER"

and such


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: Space Elf]
    #19176583 - 11/22/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

wait...  why is someone robbing a cabin?  like, a cabin out in the country?

also, u should get a dog.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19176587 - 11/22/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You should spend 3 red and 4 black mana to not be such a pussy.



I'm tired and not in the mood for fighting for my damn life. It isn't exactly scary but very frustrating and annoying...this shit happens too often...at least once or twice a year


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Re: I hear something outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: gzuf]
    #19176594 - 11/22/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yep 10ga is the ultimate answer to shit going bump in the night. Dosent matter if its a "scumbag junkie" elephant its getting a rather large fucking ass full of lead. But seriously go find an axe or machete since you cant have a gun. Knife or screwdriver range and they are already too close. Axe lets u reach out and fuck someone.  Damn right scarier too. You can keep someone further back then with a knife and even a glancing blow will fuck someone up so you can turn the tables and rape them instead.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176597 - 11/22/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Reply fail..


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Offline245willow19

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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176600 - 11/22/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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wait...  why is someone robbing a cabin?  like, a cabin out in the country?

also, u should get a dog.



Maybe they want my vodka, cannabis and poppy seeds :shrug:. There's nothing here valuable except for a few apple computers and two Ipads, one of which is broken.


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19] * 5
    #19176602 - 11/22/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Not in mood to fight for life

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Dies in the middle of nowhere logged into shroomery.org


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19176608 - 11/22/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you should play a gangster movie real loud like in home alone...... :machinegun:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: LordSenate] * 3
    #19176610 - 11/22/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

LOOOL oh Esekon :curbyourenthusiasm:

I'll be waiting for the I was raped by a scumbag junkie, does this make me gay? thread. :popcorn:


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: jboredone]
    #19176624 - 11/22/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

jboredone said:
you should play a gangster movie real loud like in home alone...... :machinegun:



Does watching the movie Colombiana count? It's about some sexy ass black chick killing Latino folk :evil:. I do like my blacks chicks. Maybe I should start watching Twilight or High School Musical to freak them out and wear a pink skirt and a leather bra


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19176631 - 11/22/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

wait...  why is someone robbing a cabin?  like, a cabin out in the country?

also, u should get a dog.



Maybe they want my vodka, cannabis and poppy seeds :shrug:. There's nothing here valuable except for a few apple computers and two Ipads, one of which is broken.




o weed, yea,,,  i dunno.
i mean i didn't think robbers scoped like, cabins out in the country for loot but, i mean if u said this happens twice a year...

omg, yea just smoke all the weed then they don't have anything to steal!


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: stimpson]
    #19176648 - 11/22/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Offer the rat a beer?


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Re: I hear someone outside the cabin again...what do I do? [Re: stimpson]
    #19176654 - 11/22/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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o weed, yea,,,  i dunno.
i mean i didn't think robbers scoped like, cabins out in the country for loot but, i mean if u said this happens twice a year...

omg, yea just smoke all the weed then they don't have anything to steal!



It's a 25bag...really shitty weed...not enough to get you high...SHIT...I heard something else...fuck I hope this is just a psychotic episode


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