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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Endure]
    #19174750 - 11/22/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Endure said:
what if jessica alba came through and said to lick her asshole
would you make her get a std test?





Well, she is sexy, for one.
Two, she's hott.
In conclusion, I might lick her asshole.  :shrug:


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #19174760 - 11/22/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you lick her asshole, Endure wins. Don't lick Jessica Alba's asshole. Resist temptation.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Atrium]
    #19176252 - 11/22/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I wouldn't. Jeter gave Alba herpes (really)


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: automan]
    #19186490 - 11/25/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I need to vent and it boils down to the topic of this thread and how it can go wrong.

There's this girl, a friend of mine met in the city where he's going to university and she was always attracted to me and vice versa. Since the 1 1/2 years we know each other we were like 5 times very close to fucking but always something messed it up - most likely me because I did not feel comfortable that my girlfriend did not know.
So last new years eve at the party my girlfriend and this girl came closer and had a sexual encouter + one time later in september involving me.
Was to fucked up on staying awake all night, MDMA and booze to get it up for real sex.
So we ended up with her texting how this was the longest chase for sex she ever had with anyone and that we shouldn't mind because she wasn't sure anyway, if my gf would have been okay with us having sex.

In the meantime my girlfriend kinda figured out it would be fun having a real threesome and suggested to me I should do that girl next time because she wants to see it.
Only constraint is, I should wear a condom or all of us should get checked up and bring our results until we'd all meet for a week of partying when the year ends like we always do.

Hating condoms and trying one with my girlfriend made us agree on getting checked up because rubbers really suck.

So I texted to this girl when she'd be there and told her we'd be there for the same week. Said I expected quite some sexual energy that week because 2 friends of us had become available, too. Told her me and my gf would get checked and whoever wants to fuck can bring their papers along when we meet.
Did not hear from her some days and now she texted that there should be enough honesty for believing a person that he/she got checked and not having to ID yourself as clean because it came off as planned and is a huge turnoff"


Duuuh! I'm pissed. Nice idea to ask a wet vagina if she's really healthy while having a raging boner. People will answer "yes I'm healthy" honestly even if they forgot to get checked. Clever.

This is stupid, naive and the only true turnoff is declaring it as planned (which it certainly is not) and the greenness.

Whatever, I don't have to do this.

Just to see how you can go wrong with asking for a checkup.


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