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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Nabuca]
    #19169146 - 11/21/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have been asked once to take an STD test, I agreed to it. I thought it was the responsible thing to do.

I never asked the girl though. Seems like an insult because you assume she's been a slut or something (at least that's how I picture the girl's reaction) I might be wrong.

Either way it's the responsible thing to do :shrug:


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19169633 - 11/21/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm just saying, most girls are going to take offense to you asking OP. They'll think that you think they are the type of girl that would have STDs and you most likely won't be getting laid.

when it came time for me to lose my virginity I certainly wasn't thinking "oh gee I bet this girl might have an std, I should probably ask her"

If you think she actually has one for serious because she's a skanky individual, just don't even bother. Sex isn't the end all be all of life anyway.



I've never had a girl get offended by this question.  If she can't handle a coversation like this then why would you wanna bone her?


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #19169769 - 11/21/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I say just ask or invite her to go get tested with you. I haven't had sex with the particular girl yet, but I asked her and she told me straight up. I believe that if you ask respectfully and the girl gets offended or acts weird about it she must not care and might have something. To be able to discuss something like this with a potential partner says allot about their character. I would go as far as saying it's a good weeding out tool.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #19169781 - 11/21/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:shake:
Do you think the pussy turns green when it's sick or something? Unless you're talking about taking a blood and urine sample right before you dive in, this is a pointless exercise.  Sure, ask if she has any STDs. Doesn't mean she's going to be truthful; hell she could have something and not even know it.

Seriously, Just wear a condom.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: koods]
    #19169958 - 11/21/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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koods said:
I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.





Haha. :lol:


@OP. Wear a condom if youre concerned. And don't eat her out.

That being said, I rarely use condoms. Even when I'm unsure if the girl is on birth control or anything.

don't be like me, ive been lucky so far.


Or maybe I have super aids... who knows.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: EdibleStereos] * 3
    #19170123 - 11/21/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I usually bring a magnifying glass and some swabs when I know I am going to have sex that evening. If the girl asks what I'm doing, I just tell her I'm looking around for the G-spot :shrug:


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: danlennon3]
    #19172569 - 11/21/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

^haha when I was first thinking about this I was thinking about how funny but useful it would be to use a magnifying glass. I don't think the person is a skank but I really don't know. I also do not plan on starting any relationships, I want to get some practice in so that when I find a girl I really like I will have some experience.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: koods]
    #19172995 - 11/21/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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koods said:
I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.




Funny man. :lol:

It's true though, so many STD's don't show symptoms, including HIV, herpes (when there isn't an outbreak), and women do not show any symptoms of chlamydia or syphilis. You CANNOT tell simply by looking at somebody, if you want to be 100% sure and it's with a partner you are serious about, talk about getting tested.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #19173432 - 11/22/13 02:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Yes, I check girls for std's before I put my dick or mouth next to her pussy.
If a girl thinks I'm weird for doing that then no biggie.
At least I'd be the one that ends up not getting the same STD(s) she has (if there are visible signs of an STD).

Also, always use a condom, always always always.


Best way to avoid getting an STD is abstinence.

I haven't had sex more than 8.5 times, and I'm fine with that because I don't have any std's or a baby.

IMO, abstaining from sex and doing other activities is smarter than having sex.

Until I am in a serious relationship with a girl I won't have sex again.




what if jessica alba came through and said to lick her asshole
would you make her get a std test?


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Endure]
    #19174041 - 11/22/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol dude what is it with you and licking Jessica Alba's asshole?

:rolleyes:


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Atrium]
    #19174108 - 11/22/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Lol dude what is it with you and licking Jessica Alba's asshole?

:rolleyes:




its a inside joke with me and my friends growing up.. it sort of stuck, and its how we judge really hot girls lol, " would you lick her ass "

moving on, the jessica alba stuck because she is a good measure stick of hotness.

and when people say they wouldn't rim a girls asshole.
thats when we step in an say bulshit, you would if jessica alba asked you too.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? *DELETED* [Re: Atrium]
    #19174126 - 11/22/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #19174138 - 11/22/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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bro he really like's her asshole :shrug: i dunno why sum dudes are soooo obsessed with assholes. you can dig around up there all you want but you're never gonna find any gold. that's in a girl's heart. and it pours out betw33n her legs.  and that's why babydoll's M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NNNNNN33333 :kingcrankey:




imgay
but i like female asss, its beautiful


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? *DELETED* [Re: Endure]
    #19174155 - 11/22/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #19174169 - 11/22/13 09:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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i knowwwww right!!! i tried to fuck my ex up the ass once, but she bitched about it so i just laughed it off and she sucked ten guys dicks the next day. true story




lol, sorry to hear that man, thats a kinky ass story that im not down to hear cause i actually hate when i hear woman do kinky things for some reason. it just makes me think: good for nothing slut, n i cant help it, n im gay lol! aint that some shit

i would fuck a bitch tho


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Crystal G]
    #19174236 - 11/22/13 09:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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koods said:
I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.




Funny man. :lol:

It's true though, so many STD's don't show symptoms, including HIV, herpes (when there isn't an outbreak), and women do not show any symptoms of chlamydia or syphilis. You CANNOT tell simply by looking at somebody, if you want to be 100% sure and it's with a partner you are serious about, talk about getting tested.




HIV shows symptoms in some people. usually flu/cold symptoms
you cant tell if someone has a yeast infection though.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #19174368 - 11/22/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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HIV shows symptoms in some people. usually flu/cold symptoms
you cant tell if someone has a yeast infection though.




That's... not true. The most common symptoms for yeast infection is discharge that looks like cottage cheese, itching around the vulva area, and smelling like... well, yeast. Like that bread or beer yeast kind of smell.

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i knowwwww right!!! i tried to fuck my ex up the ass once, but she bitched about it so i just laughed it off and she sucked ten guys dicks the next day. true story




Did you jack off fantasizing about what a nasty and dirty girl she is?


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Crystal G]
    #19174425 - 11/22/13 10:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

it is true for a guy, i was regarding a guy...
also, my ex, didn't have any symptoms of yeast infection, she got it like 3 times.  so it varies, all she noticed was that it was painful to pee.
and what i said regarding HIV is very true regarding side effects.

wanna hear something funny crystal G?
im gay, but so much guys have cummed in you, more then people i know in person, and you have been fucked by cock so much, it makes you just as sexy as cock, n i would actually enjoy banging you and thinkin of all the cocks that have been inside of you. so keep it up! more stories!


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
    #19174564 - 11/22/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I assume a girl would think your really weird if you inspected her vagina before sex but besides from that how can you be safe?


Any advice on avoiding stds for a virgin is appreciated.





holy shit, op.

you think you can diagnose if a woman has stds by looking at her vagina?


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #19174675 - 11/22/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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JesusGoneRogue said:
bro he really like's her asshole :shrug: i dunno why sum dudes are soooo obsessed with assholes. you can dig around up there all you want but you're never gonna find any gold. that's in a girl's heart. and it pours out betw33n her legs.  and that's why babydoll's M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NNNNNN33333 :kingcrankey:



It started being kind of funny. Then it went romantic. Then it went sexy/spiritual (thinking of giving birth). Then you claimed babydoll.

Because of the last one, I'm gonna have to behead you now. Give me your address homie. I'll pencil you in for Sunday evening.


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