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The hotel I cook for is haunted
    #19173585 - 11/22/13 04:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I always get an eerie feeling about the place at night when I'm closing up.
The other day, the morning chick was making a bagel in a bagel toaster... Only one half came out.
We both looked in it for the other half.
We looked underneath, inside all over.
We had no idea what the fuck happened.
Then it just APPEARED underneath the fucking thing.


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19173590 - 11/22/13 04:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't know what to say other than, do you like your job?  I love cooking.  If I saw some shit like that I'd probly laugh it off and wait for something else to happen every day.


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 3
    #19173592 - 11/22/13 04:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds more like a coworker is fucking with you.


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Dark_Star]
    #19173596 - 11/22/13 04:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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thizzlemaniac said:
I don't know what to say other than, do you like your job?  I love cooking.  If I saw some shit like that I'd probly laugh it off and wait for something else to happen every day.



Yeah, I enjoy the job.
It can be stressful as fuck, but it's fun.

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Sounds more like a coworker is fucking with you.



She's like in her 40's and all motherly and not the kinda person who fucks around with anyone.
Plus, the thing just fucking appeared.


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19173633 - 11/22/13 04:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
I always get an eerie feeling about the place at night when I'm closing up.
The other day, the morning chick was making a bagel in a bagel toaster... Only one half came out.
We both looked in it for the other half.
We looked underneath, inside all over.
We had no idea what the fuck happened.
Then it just APPEARED underneath the fucking thing.




The number one rule for things you don't know the cause of, don't automatically assume it was god/ghosts/aliens/the government/the shadowmen/etc. She's probably fucking with you


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19173637 - 11/22/13 04:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She's not a magician...


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19173645 - 11/22/13 04:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you never bro know, bitches be cray cray sometimes

or maybe there is some sort of vortex under the toaster and shit


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19173659 - 11/22/13 05:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomopotamus said:
I always get an eerie feeling about the place at night when I'm closing up.
The other day, the morning chick was making a bagel in a bagel toaster... Only one half came out.
We both looked in it for the other half.
We looked underneath, inside all over.
We had no idea what the fuck happened.
Then it just APPEARED underneath the fucking thing.




sorry dude, you are wrong, she either didn't put the other half in or someone took it. also some people will lie stupidly just to see your reaction cause to them its funny, even if there not making fun of u, its just a way to strike up a convo sometimes..

also, people have been known in the past to steal tasty things without regard


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Endure]
    #19173661 - 11/22/13 05:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

was it on camera?


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Bologna] * 1
    #19173662 - 11/22/13 05:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Bologna said:
was it on camera?




cant trust cameras these days


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Endure]
    #19174490 - 11/22/13 10:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah dude....if you'd have said that a bloody doll hand came out of the toaster, then we might get on your boat with ya:wink:


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #19174569 - 11/22/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

meh, toaster games are just par for the course.  When a ghost hands you a carton of milk get back to us.


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19174901 - 11/22/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

People say the same thing at the hotel I work for :sadyes: Hear tell there are alot of deaths and suicides in hotels, and they're creepy places that can seem pretty vacant without lots of people around.  I know from experience that there is always someplace to hide.

I hear things late at night with nobody around, things disappear and reappear, but I usually write those off as other employees and the place falling down around me.  Also once I saw this strange little girl standing alone perfectly still way down at the end of a hall facing away from me.  It was creepy as fuck until somebody opened a door and took her in a room.


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19175031 - 11/22/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Drug induced psychosis.


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: Adden]
    #19175082 - 11/22/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

When you say it "appeared".  do you mean that you were staring at one spot, and didnt move your gaze or blink, and then it was there?


or it wasn't there, and then you checked a fewm ore sopts, and then when you re-checked under it, it had appeared


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: memes]
    #19175160 - 11/22/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Im sure it was just a brain fart


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: berdinwall]
    #19175271 - 11/22/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

toaster is broken, and throwing out bread. LOL


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Re: The hotel I cook for is haunted [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19175347 - 11/22/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe the bread is haunted.


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