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OfflineImFukNCLUELESS
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whats the funniest thing you have ever seen * 2
    #19171827 - 11/21/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Mine

I was about 17 sittng around smoking a blunt one night with my buddys when one of my friends lil twin bros cam out asking my feiend koda to hit it he said "fuck u go make me a sandwich and ill let you hit it"so they go inside and a few mins later they came out with a sandwich and handed it to him and he passed them the blunt when he put up to his mouth right before biting into it yelled "THIS IS A GODDAMN SHIT SANDWICH" then throws it on the ground as they take off running with our weed on the ground is 2 slices of white bread,a piece of cheese, and lettuce with a big ole stinkin turd everyone starts busting out laughing as he takes of after them never did catch them that night i was fucking rolllllllliiiinnnnnggggg in laughter

Those little fuckers actually shit on a sandwich

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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19171842 - 11/21/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think I can beat that :rofl2:


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19171846 - 11/21/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's disgusting

I don't remember most of my funny experiences :awegroove:


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #19171850 - 11/21/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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EternalCowabunga said:
I don't think I can beat that :rofl2:




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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19171893 - 11/21/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fuck i can't remember  :hissyfit:


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19171926 - 11/21/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can't recall ever laughing at anything


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ReginaldPMcpoop] * 1
    #19171969 - 11/21/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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ReginaldPMcpoop said:
I can't recall ever laughing at anything




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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19172021 - 11/21/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How is that funny? What is it with kids shitting everywhere now? Is this something that happened after all the Jackass movies? Not a single one of my friends have ever used actual human poop as a funny.

The jackass generation?


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: 4runner]
    #19172061 - 11/21/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
How is that funny? What is it with kids shitting everywhere now? Is this something that happened after all the Jackass movies? Not a single one of my friends have ever used actual human poop as a funny.

The jackass generation?




I don't get it either, I especially hate people that put shit in places other than toilets in public restrooms.

Still the OP's story made me lol for some reason.


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19172117 - 11/21/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Quote:

anunnakian said:
How is that funny? What is it with kids shitting everywhere now? Is this something that happened after all the Jackass movies? Not a single one of my friends have ever used actual human poop as a funny.

The jackass generation?




I don't get it either, I especially hate people that put shit in places other than toilets in public restrooms.

Still the OP's story made me lol for some reason.





Because its just fucking funny sometimes. :shrug:


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19172128 - 11/21/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Okay I got one but it's probably a "you had to be there" thing.

In grade 8 one day me and my friends were talking about dick size. One of my friends goes to the washroom and comes back with an alluminum paper mold of his dick, we all started laughing really hard.

In the middle of us shaking with laughter, he says "it's so hard..." he was trying to say it was so hard to stop laughing but it came out like he was telling us his dick was hard and it made us laugh even harder. Maybe not the funniest thing I ever saw but I think it's the hardest I ever laughed.


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #19172381 - 11/21/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

One time when I was in high school I jumped down a small set of steps(~5 steps) because I was running late to class... well I tripped and did a bellyflop/faceplant and all my books and papers went flying all over, this all happened in front of a large numbers of my peers too. It was pretty embarrassing/funny.


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19172393 - 11/21/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

at a concert a guy stage dived and met forehead to forehead with a random girl, upon seeing if the girl was alright i found the girl beating the shit out the guy.


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: everyman] * 1
    #19172398 - 11/21/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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everyman said:
Because its just fucking funny sometimes. :shrug:





It's funny when someone eats shit and could possibly contract Hepititis A or any other number of parasites, viruses, or bacterial infections?


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #19172408 - 11/21/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
How is that funny? What is it with kids shitting everywhere now? Is this something that happened after all the Jackass movies? Not a single one of my friends have ever used actual human poop as a funny.

The jackass generation?



Dont know it was prob around 00' 01'
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EternalCowabunga said:
Okay I got one but it's probably a "you had to be there" thing.

In grade 8 one day me and my friends were talking about dick size. One of my friends goes to the washroom and comes back with an alluminum paper mold of his dick, we all started laughing really hard.

In the middle of us shaking with laughter, he says "it's so hard..." he was trying to say it was so hard to stop laughing but it came out like he was telling us his dick was hard and it made us laugh even harder. Maybe not the funniest thing I ever saw but I think it's the hardest I ever laughed.




I would laugh at that too


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: 4runner]
    #19172409 - 11/21/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
How is that funny? What is it with kids shitting everywhere now? Is this something that happened after all the Jackass movies?



Yeah, dude.  Shit became funny after all the Jackass movies.  Way back in the 2000's.


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: 4runner]
    #19172412 - 11/21/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

but tht's what so funny about it. u never know what ur gonna get  :trololol:


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: 4runner]
    #19172417 - 11/21/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
Quote:

everyman said:
Because its just fucking funny sometimes. :shrug:





It's funny when someone eats shit and could possibly contract Hepititis A or any other number of parasites, viruses, or bacterial infections?



Well he didnt bite into just real close but if he would have i might have broke a rib laughing


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS] * 1
    #19172474 - 11/21/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

10th grade summer me and a bunch of friends went camping. Four of us took an eighth of shrooms and it was my friend T's first time. We were all sitting around the fire tripping, smoking bud feeling amazing. T kept thinking that he found mushrooms growing by the campsite behind the pisser. He made us all go look at what he had found and it was just a pile of dirt, there were no mushrooms. We tell him to come chill with us. Fast forward thirty mins. T disappears for a good ten mins and we get worried. I go looking for him by the pisser and find him on his knees eating leaves. He was shoving these wet leaves that had fallen off trees into his mouth, thinking they were mushrooms. I almost pissed my pants laughing  :laugh2:


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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: Magicman69]
    #19172490 - 11/21/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol he had been mindfucked


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