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#19171827 - 11/21/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mine
I was about 17 sittng around smoking a blunt one night with my buddys when one of my friends lil twin bros cam out asking my feiend koda to hit it he said "fuck u go make me a sandwich and ill let you hit it"so they go inside and a few mins later they came out with a sandwich and handed it to him and he passed them the blunt when he put up to his mouth right before biting into it yelled "THIS IS A GODDAMN SHIT SANDWICH" then throws it on the ground as they take off running with our weed on the ground is 2 slices of white bread,a piece of cheese, and lettuce with a big ole stinkin turd everyone starts busting out laughing as he takes of after them never did catch them that night i was fucking rolllllllliiiinnnnnggggg in laughter
Those little fuckers actually shit on a sandwich
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19171842 - 11/21/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think I can beat that
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19171846 - 11/21/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's disgusting
I don't remember most of my funny experiences
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: EternalCowabunga]
#19171850 - 11/21/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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EternalCowabunga said: I don't think I can beat that 
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19171893 - 11/21/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck i can't remember
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19171926 - 11/21/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I can't recall ever laughing at anything
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ReginaldPMcpoop] 1
#19171969 - 11/21/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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ReginaldPMcpoop said: I can't recall ever laughing at anything
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19172021 - 11/21/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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How is that funny? What is it with kids shitting everywhere now? Is this something that happened after all the Jackass movies? Not a single one of my friends have ever used actual human poop as a funny.
The jackass generation?
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: 4runner]
#19172061 - 11/21/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: How is that funny? What is it with kids shitting everywhere now? Is this something that happened after all the Jackass movies? Not a single one of my friends have ever used actual human poop as a funny.
The jackass generation?
I don't get it either, I especially hate people that put shit in places other than toilets in public restrooms.
Still the OP's story made me lol for some reason.
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19172117 - 11/21/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said:
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anunnakian said: How is that funny? What is it with kids shitting everywhere now? Is this something that happened after all the Jackass movies? Not a single one of my friends have ever used actual human poop as a funny.
The jackass generation?
I don't get it either, I especially hate people that put shit in places other than toilets in public restrooms.
Still the OP's story made me lol for some reason.
Because its just fucking funny sometimes.
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: TrentBoyett] 1
#19172128 - 11/21/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Okay I got one but it's probably a "you had to be there" thing.
In grade 8 one day me and my friends were talking about dick size. One of my friends goes to the washroom and comes back with an alluminum paper mold of his dick, we all started laughing really hard.
In the middle of us shaking with laughter, he says "it's so hard..." he was trying to say it was so hard to stop laughing but it came out like he was telling us his dick was hard and it made us laugh even harder. Maybe not the funniest thing I ever saw but I think it's the hardest I ever laughed.
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: EternalCowabunga]
#19172381 - 11/21/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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One time when I was in high school I jumped down a small set of steps(~5 steps) because I was running late to class... well I tripped and did a bellyflop/faceplant and all my books and papers went flying all over, this all happened in front of a large numbers of my peers too. It was pretty embarrassing/funny.
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19172393 - 11/21/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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at a concert a guy stage dived and met forehead to forehead with a random girl, upon seeing if the girl was alright i found the girl beating the shit out the guy.
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: everyman] 1
#19172398 - 11/21/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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everyman said: Because its just fucking funny sometimes. 
It's funny when someone eats shit and could possibly contract Hepititis A or any other number of parasites, viruses, or bacterial infections?
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: EternalCowabunga]
#19172408 - 11/21/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: How is that funny? What is it with kids shitting everywhere now? Is this something that happened after all the Jackass movies? Not a single one of my friends have ever used actual human poop as a funny.
The jackass generation?
Dont know it was prob around 00' 01'Quote:
EternalCowabunga said: Okay I got one but it's probably a "you had to be there" thing.
In grade 8 one day me and my friends were talking about dick size. One of my friends goes to the washroom and comes back with an alluminum paper mold of his dick, we all started laughing really hard.
In the middle of us shaking with laughter, he says "it's so hard..." he was trying to say it was so hard to stop laughing but it came out like he was telling us his dick was hard and it made us laugh even harder. Maybe not the funniest thing I ever saw but I think it's the hardest I ever laughed.
I would laugh at that too
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: 4runner]
#19172409 - 11/21/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: How is that funny? What is it with kids shitting everywhere now? Is this something that happened after all the Jackass movies?
Yeah, dude. Shit became funny after all the Jackass movies. Way back in the 2000's.
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: 4runner]
#19172412 - 11/21/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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but tht's what so funny about it. u never know what ur gonna get
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: 4runner]
#19172417 - 11/21/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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anunnakian said:
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everyman said: Because its just fucking funny sometimes. 
It's funny when someone eats shit and could possibly contract Hepititis A or any other number of parasites, viruses, or bacterial infections?
Well he didnt bite into just real close but if he would have i might have broke a rib laughing
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS] 1
#19172474 - 11/21/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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10th grade summer me and a bunch of friends went camping. Four of us took an eighth of shrooms and it was my friend T's first time. We were all sitting around the fire tripping, smoking bud feeling amazing. T kept thinking that he found mushrooms growing by the campsite behind the pisser. He made us all go look at what he had found and it was just a pile of dirt, there were no mushrooms. We tell him to come chill with us. Fast forward thirty mins. T disappears for a good ten mins and we get worried. I go looking for him by the pisser and find him on his knees eating leaves. He was shoving these wet leaves that had fallen off trees into his mouth, thinking they were mushrooms. I almost pissed my pants laughing
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: Magicman69]
#19172490 - 11/21/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lol he had been mindfucked
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19172532 - 11/21/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You know I can't think of a single damn thing.. I know there have been plenty of times where I was rolling around on the ground laughing so hard my sides hurt, but I can't recall one of them..
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#19172539 - 11/21/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The best is when you cant stop laughing no matter how hard you try even though its hurting. You'll stop for a second and gain composure then your friends will crack up and the laugh attack comes back. That hasn't happened to me in a while
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: 4runner]
#19172549 - 11/21/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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anunnakian said:
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everyman said: Because its just fucking funny sometimes. 
It's funny when someone eats shit and could possibly contract Hepititis A or any other number of parasites, viruses, or bacterial infections?
He shoulda let him hit it... I laughed.
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19172644 - 11/21/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't know if anyone else will find this funny, but one of the things I never fail to laugh at upon reminiscing is this 3-inch binder a friend and I spotted in the cafeteria during my 8th grade year. It was sitting in the lost-and-found bin and we opened it up to find a picture of a pokemon. He said, "oh, that's nice" and turned the page. Another pokemon. The next 10 pages, more pokemon. 20 pages, then 50 pages, hundreds of pages of crudely-drawn pokemon. Like, the first, second, and third generations in their entirety (500+ fucking pokemon, including evolutions). I have no idea why I thought it was so hilarious. The sheer number of drawings was just ridiculous. I hope that kid found his book eventually. I would be so upset if I lost something like that. It had to have taken a few weeks to complete, at least.
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In 11th grade i had this crazy/awesome us history teacher. She was from Jersey and she swore and threatened to woop our asses but she was awesome and we loved her. One day this kid was messing around a drew a gargantuan cock on the back of his notebook, with veins and hair and cum dripping down the side, and he kept putting it under the projector when the teacher wasnt looking. I mean this thing was a fat shlong! Everyone in class kept laughing and eventually she went over to the kid, grabbed his notebook and scanned his class notes for what was so funny. Shes sitting there critiquing his notes while holding the notebook up, flipping through pages, but she didnt realize the cock was on the back of the book itself and her fucking face when she saw it
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#19172749 - 11/21/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah so it was fuckin christmas time a couple years ago and i was like 17 years old, my parents were holding the christmas party at my house for the whole family. I was all horny texting my girl so I went up to my room to pinch one out only to have my sister and her boyfriend walk in on me ass towards them fapping away to the some hillbilly interracial shit i dont even fuckin remember just that it was weird and I was trying to mix it up and find something new idfk loll... They dyed laughing and tried cracking jokes about it at the dinner table but nobody really picked up on it, lol...dicks
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Re: whats the funniest thing you have ever seen [Re: Magicman69]
#19172906 - 11/21/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Magicman69 said: The best is when you cant stop laughing no matter how hard you try even though its hurting. You'll stop for a second and gain composure then your friends will crack up and the laugh attack comes back. That hasn't happened to me in a while 
yeah especially in a setting that's supposed to be quiet..it's the best. like in middle school when someone would fart in class...i always fucking lost it.
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