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motukoa1
Homo Sapien


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My scenario: Everyone in the planet participates in one massive orgy- then everyone prepares as everyone will cum at the same time- then we all drown in a huge ocean of jizz nasty or sexy?- you decide
Edited by motukoa1 (11/21/13 05:27 PM)
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DisoRDeR
motional



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An alien visitation would be cool. They approach peaceful-like, offering us a wealth of knowledge, and explain the deep mysteries, solving all existential dilemmas and putting us in our place among the galaxy's low-intelligence inhabitants. In a few months, religious institutions are dissolved and the economy stalls as few feel the need to work any longer. The aliens are providing us with sustenance now.
In time they explain the one answer that had been withheld: the reason for their arrival. They want the earth, it's richness being rare among the planets. They want only to walk in our forests and enjoy a sunset peacefully. They will preserve the world's diversity and appreciate it as humans never could. They admit they've only tolerated us thus far, and would prefer we not be around, disturbing their eden. We are offered the opportunity to have our consciousness permanently transferred to a perfect simulation simply by stepping into one of the many upload booths around the world. And why wouldn't we believe them?
The humans walk blissfully to their doom err, new dominion in the promised land. All but a few, as the aliens still want a small sample of human diversity too. Selected are I and a group of my choosing, and we are allowed to persist in a 'human nature reserve' on what is currently vancouver island. Together we play until the fun fades away, then step into the portal of doom yay.
Edited by DisoRDeR (11/21/13 10:09 PM)
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Icelander
The Minstrel in the Gallery



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Re: The big one. [Re: DisoRDeR] 2
#19171723 - 11/21/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I like the responses in this thread. You guys rock.
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johnm214


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I think it'd be kind neat if some wacky religion turned out to be right. Like say xenu appeared and killed everyone who hadn't cleared their body thetans- that would be some good times. It'd be interesting to see how the muslims, christians, and everybody else dealt with it.
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dionysiandame
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Icelander said: "THE DEATH ROCK" 
Dethklok Approves
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robbyberto
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We destroy the planet and die off over the next 1,000 years or less. Odds 1 in 2.
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Repertoire89
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Re: The big one. [Re: johnm214] 2
#19172510 - 11/21/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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johnm214 said: I think it'd be kind neat if some wacky religion turned out to be right. Like say xenu appeared and killed everyone who hadn't cleared their body thetans- that would be some good times. It'd be interesting to see how the muslims, christians, and everybody else dealt with it.
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LunarEclipse
Enlil's Official Story


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robbyberto said: We destroy the planet and die off over the next 1,000 years or less. Odds 1 in 2.
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Sleepwalker
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EternalCowabunga said: all 10s give me blowjobs at once and my sperm shoots a hole through the ozone layer and everyone slowly dies of skin cancer
Quote:
EternalCowabunga said: I piss my pants and the sun explodes
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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i didn't see the end of the world "pee scenario". that's a pretty hilarious way to go.
"i peed ma pants!" *BOOM!*
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hTx
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we invent a way to induce fusion..induce it and accidentally destroy the entire planet and all life on it while birthing a star.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: The big one. [Re: hTx]
#19174688 - 11/22/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not possible. There is a minimum mass required for a star to form, about 23,850 earth masses for sufficient gravity.
Sorry to have to get all sciencey & stuff.
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MotherNaturesSon
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Well if i'd have to choose a scenario....
I'd like it to be surprising, but above all- I'd love to see the world end with my love by my side
(good to be back btw)
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zoomfan
doubt 'er


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a chicken party gets out of hand so jesus and the alienauts have to destroy the human race to save the earth
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Icelander
The Minstrel in the Gallery



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Re: The big one. [Re: zoomfan]
#19182237 - 11/24/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well he better hurry the fuck up if he wants to save the earth.
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zoomfan
doubt 'er


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he's on his way...he just forgot to put socks on
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zoomfan
doubt 'er


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nice one
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LunarEclipse
Enlil's Official Story


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Re: The big one. [Re: zoomfan]
#19182405 - 11/24/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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zoomfan said: nice one
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