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Icelander
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The big one.
#19169851 - 11/21/13 12:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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OK you get to choose. How is the world (all of it and us) going to end. Pick your favored scenario. Not necessarily what you think might happen but rather how you'd want it to happen.
(no fundy christians invited)  
just kidding,
not
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Moonshoe
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I choose the world to end by all living beings ascending to a higher dimension of infinite and eternal bliss.
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OrgoneConclusion
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An asteroid made of pure MDMA blasts into the earth and everyone dies from too much bliss.
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HerbJunkette
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Some alien species that have a death star and blow it all up.
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White Beard

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I get elected as supreme leader of the human race because of my profound wisdom and unbelievable good looks. I commission a self destruct mechanism for the earth, so in case an alien species comes to enslave us, we can all end it instead of a life of toil in alien salt mines. During one of my crazed drug binges I think it would be a good joke if I pressed the button, which I do, which then creates a black hole in the center of the earth, sucking all matter in and killing us all.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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are planet shrivels up like Lavos sucked the lifeforce out of it. all natural resources gone, outbreaks of war and panic in the streets. people take waht they can, rape waht they can. eventually people are scrounging for food, so people get into groups for protection... groups eventually breakdown, and the ones with the guns take what belongs to them, with force. childhood is but a distant memory. innocent in it's purist form is lost, in lieu of a drudgery that can only be described as forced labor; at the hands of the cheese eating few who hoarded their stocks and who keep people in camps, tied to their backs are chains to keep them settled. people sleep on the ground, and in the cold, huddled like dogs; except for those who defend their solitude with weaponry. they get blankets and sleep away from everyone else. armed guards posted at every street. mutiny and violence befalls everyone, eventually. even leaders die on a daily basis. religion becomes the only source of hope, and people sullen their regaled hope, with in fighting against denominations. anarchy overpowers any religious standard or ethic. people sustain as long as possible, and strive for happiness in the most detestable of worlds, only to find that their happiness supersedes their capacity for understanding... scientific inquiry is already broken down, as intellects are killed off to provide for more baseline control of followers and slaves.
in-fighting and despair rule.
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Chuckfinely
another round for me an my buddy

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akira_akuma said: are planet shrivels up like Lavos sucked the lifeforce out of it. all natural resources gone, outbreaks of war and panic in the streets. people take waht they can, rape waht they can. eventually people are scrounging for food, so people get into groups for protection... groups eventually breakdown, and the ones with the guns take what belongs to them, with force. childhood is but a distant memory. innocent in it's purist form is lost, in lieu of a drudgery that can only be described as forced labor; at the hands of the cheese eating few who hoarded their stocks and who keep people in camps, tied to their backs are chains to keep them settled. people sleep on the ground, and in the cold, huddled like dogs; except for those who defend their solitude with weaponry. they get blankets and sleep away from everyone else. armed guards posted at every street. mutiny and violence befalls everyone, eventually. even leaders die on a daily basis. religion becomes the only source of hope, and people sullen their regaled hope, with in fighting against denominations. anarchy overpowers any religious standard or ethic. people sustain as long as possible, and strive for happiness in the most detestable of worlds, only to find that their happiness supersedes their capacity for understanding... scientific inquiry is already broken down, as intellects are killed off to provide for more baseline control of followers and slaves.
in-fighting and despair rule.
So basically whats happening now? lol, jk. maybe.
Lets see...I would like for an alien race to come to earth. When they get here they offer us unimaginable multitudes of technology and mind expanding substances, as well as a revert-your-physical-body-to-the-age-of-20-permanently potion. Then we can spend the next 10 life times exploring the cosmos while on their conscious expanding drugs. After our curiousness has been satisfied they offer a method to transcend our current existence and evolve into a ball of energy and become one with everything indefinitely
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dionysiandame
Mischievous Maenad


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Ragnarok out with my cock out.
No seriously.
Ragnarok 2014. It's the best bet going right now.
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Grapefruit
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Real easy please. Not that I'd expect it.
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Tropism
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I'd prefer some sort of human-specific virus that just sorta reset the earth back a few thousand years and something else can have a chance, that or staring up into a flaming meteorite until the moment of impact. Let's all die together!
Edited by Tropism (11/21/13 03:40 PM)
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Icelander
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akira_akuma said: are planet shrivels up like Lavos sucked the lifeforce out of it. all natural resources gone, outbreaks of war and panic in the streets. people take waht they can, rape waht they can. eventually people are scrounging for food, so people get into groups for protection... groups eventually breakdown, and the ones with the guns take what belongs to them, with force. childhood is but a distant memory. innocent in it's purist form is lost, in lieu of a drudgery that can only be described as forced labor; at the hands of the cheese eating few who hoarded their stocks and who keep people in camps, tied to their backs are chains to keep them settled. people sleep on the ground, and in the cold, huddled like dogs; except for those who defend their solitude with weaponry. they get blankets and sleep away from everyone else. armed guards posted at every street. mutiny and violence befalls everyone, eventually. even leaders die on a daily basis. religion becomes the only source of hope, and people sullen their regaled hope, with in fighting against denominations. anarchy overpowers any religious standard or ethic. people sustain as long as possible, and strive for happiness in the most detestable of worlds, only to find that their happiness supersedes their capacity for understanding... scientific inquiry is already broken down, as intellects are killed off to provide for more baseline control of followers and slaves.
in-fighting and despair rule.
Excellent. And the most realistic so far imo.
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Icelander
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Re: The big one. [Re: Tropism]
#19170606 - 11/21/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tropism said: I'd prefer some sort of human-specific virus that just sorta reset the earth back a few thousand years and something us can have a chance, that or staring up into a flaming meteorite until the moment of impact. Let's all die together! 
Also good. I'm getting a new heavy duty tripod and 25x100 binos to have a good view before it hits.
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Icelander
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Re: The big one. [Re: Moonshoe]
#19170615 - 11/21/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: I choose the world to end by all living beings ascending to a higher dimension of infinite and eternal bliss.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Quote:
Icelander said:
Excellent. And the most realistic so far imo.
i have a vivid imagination, sometimes.
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Tropism
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Quote:
Icelander said:
Also good. I'm getting a new heavy duty tripod and 25x100 binos to have a good view before it hits.
Spot it first and maybe we can get it named after you.
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Icelander
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Re: The big one. [Re: Tropism]
#19171257 - 11/21/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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"THE DEATH ROCK"
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Repertoire89
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Shotgun in the mouth, not under the chin. Very fast and efficient method with almost no fail rate.
Everything goes when I go
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EternalCowabunga
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all 10s give me blowjobs at once and my sperm shoots a hole through the ozone layer and everyone slowly dies of skin cancer
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EternalCowabunga
Being of Great Significance



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I piss my pants and the sun explodes
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EternalCowabunga
Being of Great Significance



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I send 12 plagues over of the earth
I will strike the water of the Earth, and it will be changed into blood. The fish in the oceans will die, and the river will stink and thus the humans will not be able to drink its water.
I will plague the world with frogs.
I will plague the world with lice.
I will turn the wild animals against all humans.
I will send plagues of pestilence, hail and boils
I will send plagues of locusts and darkness
I will kill all the firstborn.
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motukoa1
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My scenario: Everyone in the planet participates in one massive orgy- then everyone prepares as everyone will cum at the same time- then we all drown in a huge ocean of jizz nasty or sexy?- you decide
Edited by motukoa1 (11/21/13 05:27 PM)
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DisoRDeR
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An alien visitation would be cool. They approach peaceful-like, offering us a wealth of knowledge, and explain the deep mysteries, solving all existential dilemmas and putting us in our place among the galaxy's low-intelligence inhabitants. In a few months, religious institutions are dissolved and the economy stalls as few feel the need to work any longer. The aliens are providing us with sustenance now.
In time they explain the one answer that had been withheld: the reason for their arrival. They want the earth, it's richness being rare among the planets. They want only to walk in our forests and enjoy a sunset peacefully. They will preserve the world's diversity and appreciate it as humans never could. They admit they've only tolerated us thus far, and would prefer we not be around, disturbing their eden. We are offered the opportunity to have our consciousness permanently transferred to a perfect simulation simply by stepping into one of the many upload booths around the world. And why wouldn't we believe them?
The humans walk blissfully to their doom err, new dominion in the promised land. All but a few, as the aliens still want a small sample of human diversity too. Selected are I and a group of my choosing, and we are allowed to persist in a 'human nature reserve' on what is currently vancouver island. Together we play until the fun fades away, then step into the portal of doom yay.
Edited by DisoRDeR (11/21/13 10:09 PM)
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Icelander
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Re: The big one. [Re: DisoRDeR] 2
#19171723 - 11/21/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like the responses in this thread. You guys rock.
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johnm214


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I think it'd be kind neat if some wacky religion turned out to be right. Like say xenu appeared and killed everyone who hadn't cleared their body thetans- that would be some good times. It'd be interesting to see how the muslims, christians, and everybody else dealt with it.
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dionysiandame
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Quote:
Icelander said: "THE DEATH ROCK" 
Dethklok Approves
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robbyberto
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We destroy the planet and die off over the next 1,000 years or less. Odds 1 in 2.
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Re: The big one. [Re: johnm214] 2
#19172510 - 11/21/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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johnm214 said: I think it'd be kind neat if some wacky religion turned out to be right. Like say xenu appeared and killed everyone who hadn't cleared their body thetans- that would be some good times. It'd be interesting to see how the muslims, christians, and everybody else dealt with it.
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LunarEclipse
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robbyberto said: We destroy the planet and die off over the next 1,000 years or less. Odds 1 in 2.
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Sleepwalker
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EternalCowabunga said: all 10s give me blowjobs at once and my sperm shoots a hole through the ozone layer and everyone slowly dies of skin cancer
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EternalCowabunga said: I piss my pants and the sun explodes
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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i didn't see the end of the world "pee scenario". that's a pretty hilarious way to go.
"i peed ma pants!" *BOOM!*
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hTx
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we invent a way to induce fusion..induce it and accidentally destroy the entire planet and all life on it while birthing a star.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: The big one. [Re: hTx]
#19174688 - 11/22/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not possible. There is a minimum mass required for a star to form, about 23,850 earth masses for sufficient gravity.
Sorry to have to get all sciencey & stuff.
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Well if i'd have to choose a scenario....
I'd like it to be surprising, but above all- I'd love to see the world end with my love by my side
(good to be back btw)
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zoomfan
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a chicken party gets out of hand so jesus and the alienauts have to destroy the human race to save the earth
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Icelander
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Re: The big one. [Re: zoomfan]
#19182237 - 11/24/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well he better hurry the fuck up if he wants to save the earth.
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zoomfan
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he's on his way...he just forgot to put socks on
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zoomfan
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nice one
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LunarEclipse
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Re: The big one. [Re: zoomfan]
#19182405 - 11/24/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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zoomfan said: nice one
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