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sytar
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: MastaBlastar]
#19169492 - 11/21/13 11:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If there was a kit that was a 66 qt tub, a black trash bag, a razor knife, a roll of duct tape, a brick of coir, a master jar and 7 transfer jars, a large pot with pasteurizing instructions, a digital meat thermo, a small pillow, and an already made SAB, THAT would be worth the 150-200 bucks.
Me and my fiancée run a business out of the website www.thetastefulhooker.com/store If I was to go about offering a grow kit like the one you just described, how would I become a shroomery approved vendor?
How do other shroomery members feel about a grow kit like this? I'd replace a pillow with polyfill I course.
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: sytar]
#19169547 - 11/21/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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moronic, your trying to make a fast buck off ignorant noobs.
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: sytar]
#19169570 - 11/21/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You would have to sell it at a price that makes it worth your effort. This cost would likely be way more than what it would cost for someone to go out and buy it on there own.
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: SpitballJedi]
#19169579 - 11/21/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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SpitballJedi said: You would have to sell it at a price that makes it worth your effort. This cost would likely be way more than what it would cost for someone to go out and buy it on there own.
true but newbs dont know any better and im sure it would sell. then it would fail maybe, and then they would either quit or make it themselves
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anne halonium
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: twistedty]
#19169600 - 11/21/13 11:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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you guys realize, if ya sell noobs kits, and half baked info, that over the haul, you encourage the peeps that pry shouldnt be growing in the first place.
serious growers, should universally refuse to trouble shoot kits. its like patching a sieve, to make a boat.
wonder how noobs that buy kits feel, when they realize they were played ?
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: anne halonium]
#19170318 - 11/21/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Best growkit ever
mushroomvideos.com + shroomery + your brain
Supplies not included / results not guaranteed
If you want to make and sell a growkit make a video showing people how to do it. Once you're good enough to make that kind of video chances are you'll have forgotten about the money because you'll be a fulfilled person.
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: twistedty]
#19170513 - 11/21/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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twistedty said:
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SpitballJedi said: You would have to sell it at a price that makes it worth your effort. This cost would likely be way more than what it would cost for someone to go out and buy it on there own.
true but newbs dont know any better and im sure it would sell. then it would fail maybe, and then they would either quit or make it themselves
Yep. You finished my thoughts.
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sytar
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: SpitballJedi]
#19170754 - 11/21/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I dunno, some people don't have easy access to power tools, a hole saw, don't want to go around town collecting supplies (they might not have a car), an would find it convenient to get everything in one place. Conversely, they may have an excess of money and be willing to pay a lazy tax jus so they don't have to go around to a bunch of stores. That was the reason I went with midwest - I'm not short on money and I thought Id just be saving myself a few trips to the store.
I'd like to assemble a "shroomery approved" grow kit with instructions that come from FrankHorrigan & TL's journal along with some up to date "common newbie mistakes". I don't want to overcharge, just have a grow kit everyone can get behind, except for Anne Halonium's who wants everyone to vtek.
Grow kits suck...but they don't have to.
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: sytar]
#19171392 - 11/21/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sytar said:
I'd like to assemble a "shroomery approved" grow kit with instructions that come from FrankHorrigan & TL's journal
you mean a half baked shit bucket and a tube light? maybe a little dust from franks house?

you must HATE noobs.
165 posts sytar, and frank is your idol? not buying it, i smell a frank sock puppet.
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: anne halonium]
#19171511 - 11/21/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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shit buckets are where it's at
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: cronicr]
#19171535 - 11/21/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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As far as bucket tek is concerned; 1. AFIK Frank hates the bucket and would never use one again as far as I know and 2. Even people who have had success with the bucket and coir/verm would never suggest that it would be a good idea to use "Shit" in it 
Me, I miss my bucket, have not used one in a while, but stovetop pasteurization is a pain. However I may have found an acceptable alternative.
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: Pastywhyte]
#19171547 - 11/21/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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oh no i was strictly talking about loading a bucket of shit to take home to become a millionaire
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: cronicr]
#19171568 - 11/21/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Whoops my bad I was meaning to address anne. But if anyone can turn a bucket of shit into millions, you can cronicr
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anne halonium
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: cronicr]
#19171668 - 11/21/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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cronicr said: oh no i was strictly talking about loading a bucket of shit to take home to become a millionaire
its your best hope. i made note of your tek limits in the no PC thread.
seems to be a divide, those interested in a fast cheap shroom that they can scrape the trich and verm off of and bolt down for a 1$ buzz. VS. peeps that are interested in mycology , and a serious clean , tangible crop.
as a community, is it a race to the bottom? or is it a quest for excellence?
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: anne halonium]
#19171695 - 11/21/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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 i''m never interested in fast cheap shrooms, cubes are not my cup of tea for the most part. i do the odd cube grow when i'm running low but i prefer exoticss/edibles and i ain't all that huge on cube yeild as it gets out of hand too fast
let us see one of your "tangible crops"
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: cronicr]
#19171854 - 11/21/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anne is the only person on my ignore list. She contaminates threads faster than trich in a grow kit.
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anne halonium
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: SpitballJedi]
#19172068 - 11/21/13 07:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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lately, ive only been posting after i noticed you guys trashed em already. some of these threads are treasure troves of info anyway.
gives a snapshot of peeps POV. and is a great reference.
everyone sane knows grow kits are a farce. how peeps line up on the question, says volumes.
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: SpitballJedi]
#19172354 - 11/21/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Way too damn expensive and the pf tek yield sucks
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19172620 - 11/21/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why is everyone so down on PF tek? Not everyone wants pounds of shrooms. PF tek is pretty easy and if one jar or cake contams, it's not like you've lost your whole grow. It can be very biologically efficient if you play your cards right. I like to use it to experiment with new varieties.
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19172649 - 11/21/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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BittrBuffalo said: Why is everyone so down on PF tek? Not everyone wants pounds of shrooms. PF tek is pretty easy and if one jar or cake contams, it's not like you've lost your whole grow. It can be very biologically efficient if you play your cards right. I like to use it to experiment with new varieties.
it's just this guy i think lol
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1slow2v said: Way too damn expensive and the pf tek yield sucks
i don't know some are all about yield i guess the funniest part is when they show up in your kit in pint jars
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