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OfflineAedium
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Girlfriends birthday. *DELETED*
    #19167793 - 11/20/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Aedium]
    #19167802 - 11/20/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

cook her dinner? Like somethin good.


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InvisibleSuperFly
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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Aedium]
    #19167806 - 11/20/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Give her the best birthday sex ever!! While on the picnic at the mountains.


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Offlinegeazerpleaser
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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Aedium]
    #19167808 - 11/20/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Write her a lovely poem, pick some flowers and just take her to your mountain and give her the poem and flowers there as you have a picnic

Oh and :whathesaid:


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OfflineAedium
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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: SuperFly]
    #19167836 - 11/20/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

geazerpleaser said:
Write her a lovely poem, pick some flowers and just take her to your mountain and give her the poem and flowers there as you have a picnic

Oh and :whathesaid:



Quote:

TheMrMACdaddy said:
Give her the best birthday sex ever!! While on the picnic at the mountains.




this has been decided


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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Aedium]
    #19167865 - 11/20/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The picnic idea is great.

Thoughtfulness is the main thing. It sounds like you have that locked down.

You might also consider making a card. Though cards seem ridiculous to me, most of the women I've been close to love them.

Also: soundtrack and/or candlelight for the picnic?


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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Me_Roy]
    #19167956 - 11/20/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

a sensual massage followed by hours of going down on her


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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: thelanzii] * 1
    #19167972 - 11/20/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

this worked for me



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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: thelanzii]
    #19167974 - 11/20/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Nemmies said:
a sensual massage followed by hours of going down on her




seriously thow. if im poor when i need to get my gf somthing. eat her out for two hours straight. sore jaw but a very happy gf!


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Aedium]
    #19167982 - 11/20/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

have a good time op


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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Me_Roy]
    #19168733 - 11/21/13 06:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Me_Roy said:

Also: soundtrack and/or candlelight for the picnic?





Candle light picnic..


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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Boutang]
    #19168959 - 11/21/13 08:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She'll love one of these.


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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19169227 - 11/21/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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hidenseek1 said:
this worked for me







How'd you do that?
Link to the crafty www site?


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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: shLong]
    #19169241 - 11/21/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just go down on her  :cuddles:


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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Magicman69]
    #19169254 - 11/21/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP she took you back aftr you proclaimed your love over the intercom?


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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Magicman69]
    #19169267 - 11/21/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Punch her in the eye and fuck her in the ass.  Show that bitch who the boss really is and then tie her up and use her for a punching bag.  I guarantee it to be an unforgettable birthday that will be talked about around town.

If you play your cards right and get video of it all it could be the next great YouTube sensation.  Think about it.


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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: dontknow]
    #19169276 - 11/21/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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dontknow said:
OP she took you back aftr you proclaimed your love over the intercom?




Link? Seems like that might be a funny thread.


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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
    #19169328 - 11/21/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: dontknow]
    #19169335 - 11/21/13 10:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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dontknow said:
OP she took you back aftr you proclaimed your love over the intercom?




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Re: Girlfriends birthday. [Re: Aedium]
    #19169338 - 11/21/13 10:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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aaronlolz said:
So my girlfriends bday is coming up this sunday, i am utterly poor and not sure what i should do..

i had the idea to take her to the top of what i like to refer to as my mountain, set up a very nice picnic of somesort.

im not the best with coming up with ideas!!

so can i have some ideas? suggestions?
my situation- no car, maybe could borrow one. no money.




I use Bdays as a "this is the one day a year I eat shit for you"

I'd pick something she wants to do but you don't, and will only find the will to comply on her birthday. Not that picnic isn't a good idea, just presumably she doesn't need her birthday to get you to go on a picnic.


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