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How would you like it cooked? Poll.
    #19169293 - 11/21/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So I'm having about Ten friends over tomorrow night for a pool party shin-dig. I have to cook the steaks before we get there because my portable BBQ recently broke. I like my steak RARE but I know some people find that disgusting. I intend to use the Shroomery poll results to know how I should cook these bad boys.
How do you prefer your steak?
You may choose only one


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19169302 - 11/21/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I prefer a medium done steak, with a lil pink inside :wink:


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19169306 - 11/21/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19169320 - 11/21/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Seems Medium would serve as a nice MEDIUM ground for everyone :wink:


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Herbologist]
    #19169369 - 11/21/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Cook it wherever you're going, or take orders before you go

You're going to piss off most everyone off if you do them all medium. You're better off doing a mix


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Juicin]
    #19169413 - 11/21/13 10:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ask them all tonight, maybe over the phone, I like mine well done, but not truly overcooked i.e the pink has just disappeared. Its easy to overdo, but if you can cook chicken till it done without overcooking it you can do it with steak.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Juicin]
    #19169425 - 11/21/13 10:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I'd just ask people how they like their steak.

Also, it depends on your cut of steak, and quality of the beef.

I like high quality ribeyes or striploins at rare to med-rare.

Lower quality cuts I cook to medium.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #19169432 - 11/21/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Medium.  Best of all worlds.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #19169434 - 11/21/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I got all New Yorks. They were around 10 bucks a piece :shrug: Yeah I'm just going to ask each person how they want it today through text. Still curious as to what the majority of shroomery prefers.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19169445 - 11/21/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Medium Rare


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19169455 - 11/21/13 11:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would go med rare for sure man.

People who like it rare and normally fine with med rare, but not so much medium.

Also, at med rare, the people who like it a bit more cooked can always throw some heat on it. You can cook it a bit more, you cant uncook it.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19169491 - 11/21/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I got all New Yorks. They were around 10 bucks a piece :shrug: Yeah I'm just going to ask each person how they want it today through text. Still curious as to what the majority of shroomery prefers.



Good call, a lot of people can't stand steak cooked medium or above, and a lot of people just can't stand the opposite.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19169496 - 11/21/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Steaks don't too long to cook.

You could just ask your friends on the spot just like a waiter in the restaurant and then cook them the way they like it.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Patlal]
    #19169744 - 11/21/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Steaks don't too long to cook.

You could just ask your friends on the spot just like a waiter in the restaurant and then cook them the way they like it.



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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19170066 - 11/21/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

buy a foreman for like 20 bucks :shrug:


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19170084 - 11/21/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Medium rare. I used to be well done exclusively because that's how my parents cooked but then one day someone got me to try it more rare and the difference was amazing. I don't like it mooing back at me but medium rare is delicious.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: SurReality]
    #19170090 - 11/21/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OP you pretty much have to cook them medium.

I eat my steaks medium-rare and can even eat them rare without really even blinking, but you're always going to have people in a group that won't touch anything even remotely rare. I have friends who would rather eat a horrifically burned ICU unit piece of steak than a cut with even a slight hint of rare (I think they're fucking retarded BTW but whatever), and you can bet that in a group of ten there's going to be at least a few who won't touch a cut of steak below medium.

People who can eat rare to medium rare steak, can eat medium. It may not taste as good to them, but they can eat it. A person who doesn't eat rare WON'T eat it under any circumstances.

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Niffla]
    #19170106 - 11/21/13 01:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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People who can eat rare to medium rare steak, can eat medium. It may not taste as good to them, but they can eat it. A person who doesn't eat rare WON'T eat it under any circumstances.




Yeah definitely. I've tried to convince them before and don't think I've ever been successful. They just get it in their head rare = raw = bad when that's not the case at all. I bet if you blindfolded them and had them try different pieces of steak most would like the more rare side.


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    #19170124 - 11/21/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i say cook them all rare and if they don't want them they can just eat salad.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: SurReality]
    #19170128 - 11/21/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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i say cook them all rare and if they don't want them they can just eat salad.





He is going to be with friends. You dont make friends with salad.:elmo:


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: SurReality]
    #19170133 - 11/21/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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i say cook them all rare and if they don't want them they can just eat salad.



Then might as well throw all the steaks right in the trash and have a salad party, cause only 1 or 2 people will eat them.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #19170136 - 11/21/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you don't make them with overdone steak either


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19170139 - 11/21/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Rare or Medium rare depending on my mood/ the quality of the steak. :yesnod:


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: SurReality]
    #19170155 - 11/21/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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you don't make them with overdone steak either



No, you ask people how they want their steak cooked, or you go somewhere in the middle.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19170171 - 11/21/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ok OP, so your guests are there. You throw all of the steaks on the grill and use the cover to ensure that they cook equally. When it's time for the "rare" steaks to be taken off, shout out "Who wants theirs rare?" leaving the rest on. Repeat.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19170211 - 11/21/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Cook some medium and some medium rare. Everyone can be happy.

Or do like pcplease said.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: pcplease]
    #19170219 - 11/21/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Ok OP, so your guests are there. You throw all of the steaks on the grill and use the cover to ensure that they cook equally. When it's time for the "rare" steaks to be taken off, shout out "Who wants theirs rare?" leaving the rest on. Repeat.




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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: g00ru]
    #19170243 - 11/21/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Ok OP, so your guests are there. You throw all of the steaks on the grill and use the cover to ensure that they cook equally. When it's time for the "rare" steaks to be taken off, shout out "Who wants theirs rare?" leaving the rest on. Repeat.




also be sure to wear your 'kiss the cook' apron for maximum effect



And do like hank and kick anyone who wants theirs well done out.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19170252 - 11/21/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Great feedback guys! I'd totally throw a shroomery barbecue if y'all weren't scattered around the world. :cheers:


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    #19170255 - 11/21/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: pcplease]
    #19170290 - 11/21/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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    #19170335 - 11/21/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah no blue option, wtf.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: jewunit]
    #19170410 - 11/21/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah no blue option, wtf.



Ya, and no still alive option either

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: jewunit]
    #19170419 - 11/21/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What does STAL even mean? I've been here long enough to see the "no stal invalid poll" comments but long enough to decipher the term. Also why I'm asking what's QFT? I'm guessing quit fucking talking?


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19170426 - 11/21/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

^sir tokes a lot

btw anybody ever have a fried steak? that's what i want :kingtard:


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Niffla]
    #19170456 - 11/21/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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People who can eat rare to medium rare steak, can eat medium. It may not taste as good to them, but they can eat it. A person who doesn't eat rare WON'T eat it under any circumstances.

Medium FTW.




Fuck that shit.  Why pander to retards?  Lowest common denominator rules?  Cook 'em all rare and if the uncivilized idiots want it cooked more throw 'em back on for a minute or two.  You can always cook a steak more.  You can never cook a steak less.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19170465 - 11/21/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

IME the majority of people like medium rare.  The poll seems to agree.  Some people won't like that though, doing a couple more well done is probably a good idea.


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    #19170487 - 11/21/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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People who can eat rare to medium rare steak, can eat medium. It may not taste as good to them, but they can eat it. A person who doesn't eat rare WON'T eat it under any circumstances.

Medium FTW.




Fuck that shit.  Why pander to retards?  Lowest common denominator rules?  Cook 'em all rare and if the uncivilized idiots want it cooked more throw 'em back on for a minute or two.  You can always cook a steak more.  You can never cook a steak less.



Can always cook it ore, except when he said he had to cook them all
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Quote:

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People who can eat rare to medium rare steak, can eat medium. It may not taste as good to them, but they can eat it. A person who doesn't eat rare WON'T eat it under any circumstances.

Medium FTW.




Fuck that shit.  Why pander to retards?  Lowest common denominator rules?  Cook 'em all rare and if the uncivilized idiots want it cooked more throw 'em back on for a minute or two.  You can always cook a steak more.  You can never cook a steak less.



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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19170492 - 11/21/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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What does STAL even mean? I've been here long enough to see the "no stal invalid poll" comments but long enough to decipher the term. Also why I'm asking what's QFT? I'm guessing quit fucking talking?





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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19170739 - 11/21/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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People who can eat rare to medium rare steak, can eat medium. It may not taste as good to them, but they can eat it. A person who doesn't eat rare WON'T eat it under any circumstances.

Medium FTW.




Fuck that shit.  Why pander to retards?  Lowest common denominator rules?  Cook 'em all rare and if the uncivilized idiots want it cooked more throw 'em back on for a minute or two.  You can always cook a steak more.  You can never cook a steak less.




Good points. He will inevitably have to cook some more, though. But like you said, no big deal. Just throw a few more on til medium like you said.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: setb]
    #19170787 - 11/21/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #19170960 - 11/21/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

medium rare because not everyone likes rare, and anything more is just wrong.

whoever the one person is that put well done shouldn't be allowed to eat steak. :snub:


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    #19171058 - 11/21/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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medium rare because not everyone likes rare, and anything more is just wrong.

whoever the one person is that put well done shouldn't be allowed to eat steak. :snub:



Anything under medium-well is just wrong and has no flavor or texture, whoever likes their steaks blue should not be allowed to eat steaks. without a waiver


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19171060 - 11/21/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: jewunit]
    #19171064 - 11/21/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Has no flavor??



Tastes like cow, blood, and hard gelatin. You get quite a bit more flavor once your meat has browned.


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    #19171097 - 11/21/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mushroom_sandwich said:whoever the one person is that put well done shouldn't be allowed to eat steak. :snub:




I got this friend, black dude, who came down to visit about a year ago. We picked up some steaks at the grocery store.

I took mine off the grill at medium rare and he looked horrified. He was like, "I'm just gonna leave mines on for a while".

15 minutes went by and his steak was still on the grill.

"Dude, your steak is probably over done. You might want to take it off before you burn it", I said.

"Just a few more minutes, it's getting close".

Motherfucker literally left it on for another half hour. It was the most awkward half hour ever. By the time he pulled it off he was all "awwww hell yeah, just right". Fucking steak was charcoal black and as dry as the Sahara. Listening to him eat it...the crunch was the crunch you would hear from eating tortilla chips or some shit. Never seen anything quite like it.

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19171108 - 11/21/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Anything under medium-well is just wrong and has no flavor or texture




Hey to each their own I guess but just about every renowned, credible chef on this planet would laugh your ass out the door with that shit.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19171110 - 11/21/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If I'm eating steaks I always like a little red on it -personally can't understand people who eat it rare though- because everything thing else I eat is "well done", when you overcook steak it just tastes chewy and bland.
I only eat medium-well if I making a steak sandwich.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: hecticpicnic]
    #19171137 - 11/21/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

God damn I want a steak so bad now. I hate you OP.

Btw, Wouldn't a new little grill and some charcoal cost less than the meat you're preparing? How are you cookin em anyway?


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Lynnch]
    #19171150 - 11/21/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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God damn I want a steak so bad now. I hate you OP.






Grocery store, yo. 6 to 10 bucks for a decent NY strip or ribeye.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Niffla]
    #19171159 - 11/21/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

But I want it now!


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Lynnch]
    #19171189 - 11/21/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oh. Well take a piece of bologna out and sear it, season it, and pretend it's a really bad alien piece of steak.

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Niffla]
    #19171213 - 11/21/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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NotTheDevil said:

Anything under medium-well is just wrong and has no flavor or texture




Hey to each their own I guess but just about every renowned, credible chef on this planet would laugh your ass out the door with that shit.



pretty much, it's well known that most prefer rare to medium rare, medium is ok too I guess.

why am I not surprised Devil? you hate runny yokes too :wink:


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19171222 - 11/21/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

only medium!!!! anyone who orders a well done steak... well... in the words of hank hill "we ask them politely but firmly to leave"


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: babydoll]
    #19171228 - 11/21/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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only medium!!!! anyone who orders a well done steak... well... in the words of hank hill "we ask them politely but firmly to leave"



:curbyourenthusiasm:

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19171235 - 11/21/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Niffla said:
Quote:

NotTheDevil said:

Anything under medium-well is just wrong and has no flavor or texture




Hey to each their own I guess but just about every renowned, credible chef on this planet would laugh your ass out the door with that shit.



I couldn't care less what they have to say, their not the ones who have to eat it.
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Niffla said:
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NotTheDevil said:

Anything under medium-well is just wrong and has no flavor or texture




Hey to each their own I guess but just about every renowned, credible chef on this planet would laugh your ass out the door with that shit.



pretty much, it's well known that most prefer rare to medium rare, medium is ok too I guess.

why am I not surprised Devil? you hate runny yokes too :wink:



I like my food cooked. :snub:


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19171241 - 11/21/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mushroom_sandwich said:
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babydoll said:
only medium!!!! anyone who orders a well done steak... well... in the words of hank hill "we ask them politely but firmly to leave"



:curbyourenthusiasm:

YESSSSSS



I like my steak well done, but that still gets me every time


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19171245 - 11/21/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I like MY food cooked but not overcooked :snub:

lol just playing with you, but seriously. :snub:


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19171249 - 11/21/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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babydoll said:
only medium!!!! anyone who orders a well done steak... well... in the words of hank hill "we ask them politely but firmly to leave"



:curbyourenthusiasm:

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:justinwilson:

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: babydoll]
    #19171265 - 11/21/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

as am I, but the hank hill reference was great. uh he he he :hank:


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19171276 - 11/21/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

hank hill is my man. well, actually dale is. but hank is right up there.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19171279 - 11/21/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
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NotTheDevil said:

Anything under medium-well is just wrong and has no flavor or texture




Hey to each their own I guess but just about every renowned, credible chef on this planet would laugh your ass out the door with that shit.



I couldn't care less what they have to say, their not the ones who have to eat it.




True. Goes both ways though. You don't care what they/we say, and I'm pretty sure nobody here is going to change their minds based off your "anything under medium-well is wrong" opinion.

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Niffla]
    #19171327 - 11/21/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

now now let's not fight children. :flowers:


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19171357 - 11/21/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Niffla said:
Quote:

NotTheDevil said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

NotTheDevil said:

Anything under medium-well is just wrong and has no flavor or texture




Hey to each their own I guess but just about every renowned, credible chef on this planet would laugh your ass out the door with that shit.



I couldn't care less what they have to say, their not the ones who have to eat it.




True. Goes both ways though. You don't care what they/we say, and I'm pretty sure nobody here is going to change their minds based off your "anything under medium-well is wrong" opinion.

:douchewink:



And vice versa
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now now let's not fight children. :flowers:



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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 1
    #19171379 - 11/21/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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And vice versa





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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Niffla]
    #19171548 - 11/21/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: g00ru]
    #19171573 - 11/21/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

People love to see a bloody steak, cutting it up in 20 times then eat it.


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Re: How do you cook your steak? [Re: Patlal]
    #19171840 - 11/21/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think I mentioned-
Beef and fish rare, lamb and pork medium rare, chicken medium


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