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Moonshoe
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My breakfast catastrophe
#19168888 - 11/21/13 07:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So this morning I woke up and decided to make a real, good breakfast.
So I put three eggs on to boil. Then I poured myself a cup of coffee. I took two slices of high quality qinou break and popped them in the toaster. When the toaster popped I buttered the bread and lovingly lay slices of cheese on it. When the eggs, perfectly soft boiled, were finished, I scooped them out and lay them on top of the buttered cheese bread. Viola- a magnificent breakfast. So I go to open the garbage can and throw out the shells. As I do so the lid hits my plate and drops both butter-egg-cheese- breads flat on the kitchen floor, juicy side down of course.
I start in disappointment.
After a moment I say "fuck this, I am not doing all that shit again. Plus, think of all the starving people who would cringe to see me throw away this food that they would kill for."
So I salvaged it and ATE it even though it was face down on the kitchen floor. And it tasted good.
Now I am going to go eat some raw garlic to kill any bacteria that may have gotten in to my stomach.
Would you have done the same?!
Now I am going to have a little sit down and plan what to do with the rest of my day
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: Moonshoe]
#19168897 - 11/21/13 08:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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nice selfie
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: Moonshoe]
#19168899 - 11/21/13 08:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: B_BOY] 1
#19168910 - 11/21/13 08:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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B_BOY said: nice selfie
I am actually very handsome when I am all dressed up for a night on the town.
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: Moonshoe]
#19168916 - 11/21/13 08:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can see that now. You must be rolling in the hawt ladies.
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: B_BOY]
#19168928 - 11/21/13 08:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I actually met the love of my life recently. We had the best sex of our lives! The next morning I woke up and she was not in bed. I got up and looked out the window, hoping maybe she was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. Instead what I saw... was this

Ill never know why she took her own life. She was so beautiful.
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: B_BOY]
#19168931 - 11/21/13 08:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haha last week i was making an omelet and when i went for the flip......NOPE landed all over the sink and floor. Did the only thing you can......"FUCK!!!" I didn't follow through with eating it though. Just made cereal and cried myself through the afternoon.
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: Moonshoe]
#19168932 - 11/21/13 08:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Moonshoe said: I actually met the love of my life recently. We had the best sex of our lives! The next morning I woke up and she was not in bed. I got up and looked out the window, hoping maybe she was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. Instead what I saw... was this

Ill never know why she took her own life. She was so beautiful.
DEAR GOD
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: Moonshoe]
#19168938 - 11/21/13 08:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Moonshoe said: I actually met the love of my life recently. We had the best sex of our lives! The next morning I woke up and she was not in bed. I got up and looked out the window, hoping maybe she was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. Instead what I saw... was this

Ill never know why she took her own life. She was so beautiful.
What a waste of nice ass
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: Moonshoe]
#19168942 - 11/21/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've eaten pizza that has fallen off the pan into the oven. It was covered in decades of old burnt food.
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: schwarg]
#19168944 - 11/21/13 08:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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the other day I severely fucked up my hashbrowns by putting too much oil in the pan and they fried all the way through, I tried eating about half of them before feeling nauseous for the rest of the day. 
I take pride in my ability to cook breakfast food so when I mess up hashbrowns or break a yoke/overcook a fried egg I get really mad at myself.
I NEVER fuck up the bacon though, but I don't know how you really can.
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: B_BOY]
#19168951 - 11/21/13 08:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Honestly I don't know how I could go on without her if it wasn't for my baby kitten mr. cuddles
He is the sweetest little baby and I know I need to be strong for him. I am his mommy now and as long as I have my little snuggle bear I know things will work out alright.
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: Moonshoe] 1
#19168958 - 11/21/13 08:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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soft boiled eggs=
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: Moonshoe]
#19168963 - 11/21/13 08:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: B_BOY]
#19169070 - 11/21/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just cant believe you ate soft boiled eggs that fell on the ground!that is seriously nasty..i think soft boiled eggs are the grossest way to eat yer eggs.i have a relative(85 years old) who likes em like that and I literally cant be in the same room when the eat that shit..all that runny yolk,yuck!
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: Moonshoe]
#19169076 - 11/21/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Moonshoe said: So this morning I woke up and decided to make a real, good breakfast.
So I put three eggs on to boil. Then I poured myself a cup of coffee. I took two slices of high quality qinou break and popped them in the toaster. When the toaster popped I buttered the bread and lovingly lay slices of cheese on it. When the eggs, perfectly soft boiled, were finished, I scooped them out and lay them on top of the buttered cheese bread. Viola- a magnificent breakfast. So I go to open the garbage can and throw out the shells. As I do so the lid hits my plate and drops both butter-egg-cheese- breads flat on the kitchen floor, juicy side down of course.
I start in disappointment.
After a moment I say "fuck this, I am not doing all that shit again. Plus, think of all the starving people who would cringe to see me throw away this food that they would kill for."
So I salvaged it and ATE it even though it was face down on the kitchen floor. And it tasted good.
Now I am going to go eat some raw garlic to kill any bacteria that may have gotten in to my stomach.
Would you have done the same?!
Now I am going to have a little sit down and plan what to do with the rest of my day

I think it's absolutely great what you did. I can't see food go to waste, it's actually why I don't hang out much with my friends anymore. You'll never see me with leftovers on my plate, it's the absolute minimal amount of gratitude you can show for the person who cooked for you aswell as where the food came from in the first place. (plants, animals/dairy, ...)
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According to Dave Asprey, the bullet proof executive, soft boiled eggs are healthy but hard boiled eggs are unhealthy, due to some transformation of the cholesterol or something that happens when the yolks are cooked hard. To me soft yolk tastes delicious and hard disgusting.
As for eating them off the floor, yes, super gross, but I did it because A. I couldnt bring myself to go through that whole process again and B. I didn't want to waste food with all the starving children
The risk is basically lots of germs and bacteria from the floor now on my food.
However garlic is a potent natural anti-biotic that kills germs and bacteria very effectively, so eating a clove or two of well chewed raw garlic after should easily kill off any harmful germs that got on the foot.
Plus, ten second rule.
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: Moonshoe]
#19169088 - 11/21/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I thought it was the 3 second rule? Either way, congrats!
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Re: My breakfast catastrophe [Re: B_BOY]
#19169114 - 11/21/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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here its 5 seconds
but still man,what did you do,sop up that yolk with yer bread from the kitchen floor? i mean that's really bad lol.kudos for not wasteing food but goddamn sometimes shit is unsalvalgable!
here in 'merica we don't really eat hard or soft boiled eggs for breakfast(except for granny).its usally scrambled or some sort of fried on a skillet.i do like hard boiled eggs for lunch sometimes and after workouts.ive always hated runny or uncooked yolks.i like my yolks like I like my nipples,HARD!
not hateing on you though moon,i actually like threads in the pub made by you and thought this thread is funny/entertaining
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blegh hard yokes ain't got nothing on runny yokes, what else do I dip my bacon in huh? HUH? but I fry my eggs most of the time.
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