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I hate cats. * 6
    #19168358 - 11/21/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've noticed that a lot of people on the shroomery obsess over cats. Personally I have never liked them even a little bit. They shit in a box in the house, smell awful, and leave hair everywhere, among other things.

Who else on the shroomery hates cats?

:filosoraptor:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: RockyRaccoon] * 6
    #19168370 - 11/21/13 01:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Here! Indeed i see no reason for liking cats.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: RockyRaccoon] * 1
    #19168373 - 11/21/13 01:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You don't have to walk them to take a shit it's pretty nice actually and I don't know what people are talking about but I don't think cats have a smell really.  Maybe they smell kind of like a running vacuum cleaner if anything at least that's what mine smell like when you smell them up close.  In contrast to the natural other choice, dogs, I've smelled some dogs that smelled AWFUL owners hadn't bathed them in months.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #19168476 - 11/21/13 02:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

They don't smell nearly as bad as dogs, birds or reptiles, actually. Other than that, cats are really nice. But to each his own. Nobody requires you to like cats.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: koraks]
    #19168483 - 11/21/13 02:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I love me some cats, dogs too, but dogs really get on my nerves at the same time.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19168631 - 11/21/13 04:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I like both cats and dogs. Them mofos are both cool in my book.

But yeah, for the record, cats smell a lot better than dogs.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: RockyRaccoon] * 2
    #19168648 - 11/21/13 04:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I hate cats but I'm kind of biased.. I was viciously attacked by one when I was around 5 and ended up having to get a ton of stitches with no pain medicine.. I don't really remember the pain specifically anymore but I do remember for a fact it was one of the most painful experiences of my life.

I'm also a gardener and outside cats are one of the biggest damned pests there is. They go where they want, they don't obey fences. They dig up the beds and shit in them. Few things piss me off more than digging around in my bed and pushing my fingers into a nice big pile of cat shit buried just beneath the surface. Not even my pets and I have to clean up after them. So fuck whoever has the outside cats in this neighborhood.. I hate them.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #19168654 - 11/21/13 05:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Wild cats are pretty cool, but I'm not a fan of cats as pets. A huge percentage of people are allergic, their piss smells really strong, and they can give you an infection that may make you go crazy.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: RockyRaccoon] * 3
    #19168667 - 11/21/13 05:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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RockyRaccoon said:
I've noticed that a lot of people on the shroomery obsess over cats. Personally I have never liked them even a little bit. They shit in a box in the house, smell awful, and leave hair everywhere, among other things.

Who else on the shroomery hates cats?

:filosoraptor:




BAN? :banhamster:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19168670 - 11/21/13 05:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Few things piss me off more than digging around in my bed and pushing my fingers into a nice big pile of cat shit buried just beneath the surface.



Yeah, that sucks. It's one of the reasons why my cats are indoor cats. Their own safety and the impracticality of them entering the house after they would have gone out are other reasons.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: spazmodog] * 1
    #19168672 - 11/21/13 05:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:sniperkitty:

:sambergfive:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #19168673 - 11/21/13 05:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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RockyRaccoon said:
I've noticed that a lot of people on the shroomery obsess over cats. Personally I have never liked them even a little bit. They shit in a box in the house, smell awful, and leave hair everywhere, among other things.

Who else on the shroomery hates cats?

:filosoraptor:



Ya, fuck cats man :bendoverrover:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: RockyRaccoon] * 1
    #19168693 - 11/21/13 05:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Can't stand most domestic cats.

They stink (depending on training and waste management).
They're annoying to play with (i.e. they get their claws out and scratch you).
They often shit in gardens and ruin the plants.
They're cruel - torturing and killing birds and rodents for fun.
To me, they seem selfish. I kind of admire their "I don't give a fuck" attitude but they give very little, and when they apparently do, they want something in return. Pretty shit way to be as a pet/buddy/someone who gets fed and sheltered.

Generally, I think they make terrible domestic pets, and I don't like them being in the neighbourhood I live in. That said, I have some friends/family with cats and there's the occasional cool cat and I don't mind giving them pats - but generally they're not my favourite things.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: KGB Is Go] * 1
    #19168707 - 11/21/13 06:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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They stink (depending on training and waste management).



Rarely, really. Only when they get really old and can't clean themselves, they stink. But if you pay a little attention to the kind of cat litter you use and you clean out the litter box once in a while, you can't really smell cats in a house.

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They're annoying to play with (i.e. they get their claws out and scratch you).



Uh, yeah. They may do that. But they generally won't hurt humans on purpose, but they do sometimes get carried away. In my experience, it's not really an issue though, especially if you use a toy instead of play with your hands...

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They often shit in gardens and ruin the plants.



True that; see above.

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They're cruel - torturing and killing birds and rodents for fun.



The cats I have known killed to eat their prey or give it to their owners. But it's true that a cat will keep killing even when it's well fed.

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they give very little, and when they apparently do, they want something in return. Pretty shit way to be as a pet/buddy/someone who gets fed and sheltered.



Thats your perception, really. My cats are really attached to me and seek me out as well (especially) when they won't get fed, for the express purpose of cuddling and petting. If you mean that the cat won't pet you back...yeah, true. You might want to get a girlfriend if that's what you looking for. Dogs generally don't pet back either, you see.

So it seems to me that the drawbacks you just listed are to a large extent based on how you keep your cats and what you expect from them. If you expect them to be very un-catlike, then a cat is sure to disappoint.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: KGB Is Go] * 1
    #19168732 - 11/21/13 06:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't know.  Maybe  its the cat.  Mine doesn't spray or stink.  When it shits it stinks but then again my gf cleans its tray like every day so it stays pretty fresh.  it was a stray that befriended me while I was visiting family.  My uncle wanted me to shoot it, but he didn't know we had become friends already.  So I told him I'd take it with me on my road trip.  Wanted to drop it off at a rest stop a couple times, but we made it and she like indoor living now.  He feeds birds so he hates having the cat come and kill them.  I don't think cats should be left outside. They do a lot of damage to the environment.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #19168738 - 11/21/13 06:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I like cats on youtube. 

Away from me.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: koraks]
    #19168741 - 11/21/13 06:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Uhh yeah nothing like breaking up a clump of dirt only to figure out its not dirt.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Corporal Kielbasa] * 1
    #19168791 - 11/21/13 07:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: I hate cats. [Re: koraks]
    #19169734 - 11/21/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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they give very little, and when they apparently do, they want something in return. Pretty shit way to be as a pet/buddy/someone who gets fed and sheltered.



Thats your perception, really. My cats are really attached to me and seek me out as well (especially) when they won't get fed, for the express purpose of cuddling and petting. If you mean that the cat won't pet you back...yeah, true. You might want to get a girlfriend if that's what you looking for. Dogs generally don't pet back either, you see.

So it seems to me that the drawbacks you just listed are to a large extent based on how you keep your cats and what you expect from them. If you expect them to be very un-catlike, then a cat is sure to disappoint.




Yes, that's my perception, naturally (hence, "To me,"). It's all my opinion based on my experience with cats. Don't take it personally.

I'm not saying there aren't friendly, decent cats out there but in my experience they only hang around you when they want attention or food. As opposed to dogs, who might often do the same thing, but more often are just there because they're your friend and they like you. Dogs seem to show much more appreciation for the attention and care you give them, whereas cats just seem to have an air of entitlement and general disdain, which is simply unjustified.

I've never kept a cat and don't intend to for reasons stated, and I'm not looking for anything in a cat or pet; I have no desire to keep any animals, especially not for the purpose of fulfilling what a human relationship might provide, as you suggest. My expectations on cats are low and these are usually met and rarely exceeded.

My only experience living with a cat: I lived with a girl who was slack and neglectful of her cat (I ended up having to wash the stinking litter tray (which was disgusting) and replace the litter, and feed/give water to it regularly - which I did not want to do, nor even have the cat in the house). The cat pissed in everyone's room (except mine, which I undesirably keep isolated to keep the cat out), and in the lounge. On hot days with little ventilation, the house still smells like cat piss. The cat was not obedient in the slightest (which I don't expect cats to be), or rather had no comprehension or respect for our wishes, and walked all over kitchen table and furniture. To my surprise, this cat was very friendly and sociable and generally a 'nice' cat - however, I did not want it around me at all. Its incessant curiousity and eagerness to get into my room was frustrating. Unfortunately for the cat (and us), the house was not suitable for a cat and it was miserable living here (though the owner insisted she 'loved' it (despite the neglect) and could not acknowledge this). All in all, I felt the cat did not make a good housemate, added very little to the house and was the source of many problems.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19169787 - 11/21/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I hate cats but I'm kind of biased.. I was viciously attacked by one when I was around 5 and ended up having to get a ton of stitches with no pain medicine.. I don't really remember the pain specifically anymore but I do remember for a fact it was one of the most painful experiences of my life.

I'm also a gardener and outside cats are one of the biggest damned pests there is. They go where they want, they don't obey fences. They dig up the beds and shit in them. Few things piss me off more than digging around in my bed and pushing my fingers into a nice big pile of cat shit buried just beneath the surface. Not even my pets and I have to clean up after them. So fuck whoever has the outside cats in this neighborhood.. I hate them.



LOL, pretty legit reason for hating on cats. but they're so cute!1


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #19170041 - 11/21/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't know.  Maybe  its the cat.  Mine doesn't spray or stink.  When it shits it stinks but then again my gf cleans its tray like every day so it stays pretty fresh.  it was a stray that befriended me while I was visiting family.  My uncle wanted me to shoot it, but he didn't know we had become friends already.  So I told him I'd take it with me on my road trip.  Wanted to drop it off at a rest stop a couple times, but we made it and she like indoor living now.  He feeds birds so he hates having the cat come and kill them.  I don't think cats should be left outside. They do a lot of damage to the environment.



Yeah outdoor cats kills a shitton of wildlife.:sad:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: i like cow poo] * 2
    #19170115 - 11/21/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You guys hate cats?

Then I hate you :snub:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #19170552 - 11/21/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I love cat.....It's the other white meat:grin: :asianofapproval:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #19170571 - 11/21/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I love cat.....It's the other white meat:grin: :asianofapproval:



Awesome use of that gif. :rofl:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #19170649 - 11/21/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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RockyRaccoon said:
I've noticed that a lot of people on the shroomery obsess over cats. Personally I have never liked them even a little bit. They shit in a box in the house, smell awful, and leave hair everywhere, among other things.

Who else on the shroomery hates cats?

:filosoraptor:



Originally I thought this thread would be about Cats the musical... I read the line "They shit in a box in the house" and I went "DUDE, WHAT FUCKING SCENE IS THIS?!?!" :lol:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: i like cow poo] * 1
    #19170763 - 11/21/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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i like cow poo said:
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I don't know.  Maybe  its the cat.  Mine doesn't spray or stink.  When it shits it stinks but then again my gf cleans its tray like every day so it stays pretty fresh.  it was a stray that befriended me while I was visiting family.  My uncle wanted me to shoot it, but he didn't know we had become friends already.  So I told him I'd take it with me on my road trip.  Wanted to drop it off at a rest stop a couple times, but we made it and she like indoor living now.  He feeds birds so he hates having the cat come and kill them.  I don't think cats should be left outside. They do a lot of damage to the environment.



Yeah outdoor cats kills a shitton of wildlife.:sad:




They gotta eat, bro. Cycle of life. Carnivores gonna carnivore. Birds eat smaller animals than them, snakes and mice and shit. Cates will eat birds. Coyotes will eat cats. Wolves will eat coyotes. Just how shit goes mayne.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Niffla]
    #19170921 - 11/21/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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i like cow poo said:
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Corporal Kielbasa said:
I don't know.  Maybe  its the cat.  Mine doesn't spray or stink.  When it shits it stinks but then again my gf cleans its tray like every day so it stays pretty fresh.  it was a stray that befriended me while I was visiting family.  My uncle wanted me to shoot it, but he didn't know we had become friends already.  So I told him I'd take it with me on my road trip.  Wanted to drop it off at a rest stop a couple times, but we made it and she like indoor living now.  He feeds birds so he hates having the cat come and kill them.  I don't think cats should be left outside. They do a lot of damage to the environment.



Yeah outdoor cats kills a shitton of wildlife.:sad:




They gotta eat, bro. Cycle of life. Carnivores gonna carnivore. Birds eat smaller animals than them, snakes and mice and shit. Cates will eat birds. Coyotes will eat cats. Wolves will eat coyotes. Just how shit goes mayne.



Cats dont kill just for fun, besides humans they are one of the only animals proven to kill just for fun, and will kill hundreds of uneaten animals that are just left to rot.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19170959 - 11/21/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

what animals can be kept as a pet, that don't eat other animals?


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19170990 - 11/21/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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what animals can be kept as a pet, that don't eat other animals?



What kind of question is that? I would think you'd be able to think of quite a few examples yourself.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19170994 - 11/21/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Tortoises come to mind. Iguanas too.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: psi]
    #19170997 - 11/21/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

a question that has answers... what? should i just have rattled off a bunch of animals that are herbivores, for the sake of it all?

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Tortoises come to mind. Iguanas too.



Iguanas? what do they eat? i thought they ate like... bugs and stuff.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19171022 - 11/21/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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a question that has answers... what? should i just have rattled off a bunch of animals that are herbivores, for the sake of it all?




It's up to you I guess, it was your question.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: psi] * 1
    #19171049 - 11/21/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

am i on TV, right now?


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19171057 - 11/21/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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besides humans they are one of the only animals proven to kill just for fun, and will kill hundreds of uneaten animals that are just left to rot.




While I guess this can be true to an extent -- I wouldn't call it "just for fun". Cats are super slick, accurate hunters and to be that good one has to practice. A lot of it is also thousands of years (or more) of instinct. But we as humans could try a thousand times to sneak up on a bird and catch one by hand, and shit, we'd probably fail all one thousand times. Cats on the other hand can catch them at a amazingly high clip. I think there's a purpose to it more than just killing for fun. Them fools gots to stay sharp, yo.



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    #19171126 - 11/21/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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am i on TV, right now?



If I had to guess I would say no. You'd know better than I would though.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: psi]
    #19171173 - 11/21/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i wasn't asking you to guess, smartypants.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19171206 - 11/21/13 05:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I hate cats. [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #19171262 - 11/21/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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am i on TV, right now?



Yes. In fact, the internet is actually a hyper-novel entertainment medium developed by aliens with collector-networks dispersed throughout the Universe. It's the ultimate in reality entertainment as it retrieves content generated by the secondary users of the system and transmits to the primaries. Delivered in audio-visual as well as text format, the internet delivers all of their alien entertainment desires. You're currently being broadcast on the Milky Way network on Channel Earth. View count: unknown (but probably low, as most aliens just tune into HD human porn).


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #19171301 - 11/21/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:kittywalk:  :kittywalk:  :kittywalk:  :kittywalk:  :kittywalk:  :kittywalk:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Larabar]
    #19171394 - 11/21/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: I hate cats. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19171399 - 11/21/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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a question that has answers... what? should i just have rattled off a bunch of animals that are herbivores, for the sake of it all?

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Tortoises come to mind. Iguanas too.



Iguanas? what do they eat? i thought they ate like... bugs and stuff.



Fruit mostly. At least all my green iguanas ate a special fruit/veggie mix (no bugs).

Damnit now I want another iguana :sad: I miss mine. They're cool lizards. Unless you piss them off and they use the tail on you.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19171403 - 11/21/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah iguanas are vegans.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Niffla]
    #19171410 - 11/21/13 05:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i was under the assumption that all lizards ate bugs. :lol:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Niffla]
    #19171417 - 11/21/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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besides humans they are one of the only animals proven to kill just for fun, and will kill hundreds of uneaten animals that are just left to rot.




While I guess this can be true to an extent -- I wouldn't call it "just for fun". Cats are super slick, accurate hunters and to be that good one has to practice. A lot of it is also thousands of years (or more) of instinct. But we as humans could try a thousand times to sneak up on a bird and catch one by hand, and shit, we'd probably fail all one thousand times. Cats on the other hand can catch them at a amazingly high clip. I think there's a purpose to it more than just killing for fun. Them fools gots to stay sharp, yo.



Skills bro.



A large part of it is that pet cats can escape indoors from predators, are kept well fed and in good health. So they can kill at their leisure. I still love my cats though.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: Niffla]
    #19171428 - 11/21/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I had an iguana and ended up giving him away. Feels bad, man. I miss him sometimes. He hated people, though. He was just so scared of me. I mean all I would try to do is handle him to get him used to it but it just wasn't something he wanted to do. Ever. When he saw me approaching the aquarium he would freak.

He didn't deserve to be locked up in a cage and somebody's pet but at that point it's too late -- letting him free into the wild probably wouldn't work at that point (since he'd been living off a food dish his entire life) and plus he wouldn't make it through the winters anyway.

I gave him away to some dumb bitch who swore that she had tremendous iguana experience and that she'd give him a better life, blah-blah-blah, I believed it and gave him to her in hopes of a better life for him.

Then I talked to the cunt 3 months later and she had given away (allegedly). Now who knows where he's at. I hope he's doing alright.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19171432 - 11/21/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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i was under the assumption that all lizards ate bugs. :lol:




I know it's weird...I'm pretty sure they're one of the few that actually eat foliage and shit.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19171470 - 11/21/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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i was under the assumption that all lizards ate bugs. :lol:



Komodo dragons eat small animals


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19175751 - 11/22/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:kittywalk::kittywalk::kittywalk::kittywalk::kittywalk::kittywalk::kittywalk::kittywalk:


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19175872 - 11/22/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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i was under the assumption that all lizards ate bugs. :lol:



Komodo dragons eat small animals



Sometimes they eat large animals.


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Re: I hate cats. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19176053 - 11/22/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I hate cats. [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19176087 - 11/22/13 07:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You need a more affectionate, cuter cat that knows how to clean itself better and not shed everywhere. I have a black fur, green-eyed bombay cat and i love him to death. He always jumps up on my bed and just curls into a little ball with me. He's so damn sexy too with his big green eyes...there's nothing better than coming home from a hard day of work and opening the door to see him sitting there waiting for me.

Then he just follows me around even though he knows I dont give him treats and knows exactly where his food is if he wants it. He's just a walking love machine i swear, he just wants to cuddle and knead me everywhere i go. He doesnt shed at all or smell bad ever either. Love him so much :heart:. Plus when you're tripping you like connect with them, they get allll over you too its fucking adorable man. Its pretty damn cool how high they can jump too...and when they get mad its pretty funny, he'll just hiss and swat at me even though he doesnt have claws lololol.


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