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OfflineSteelPanther


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Do you check a girl for stds before sex?
    #19167511 - 11/20/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm hoping to have sex in the near future and I may have a chance. What I'm worried about are stds. I assume a girl would think your really weird if you inspected her vagina before sex but besides from that how can you be safe? I have tried masturbating with a condom and I think its horrible but I plan on using one for my first time unless many people say otherwise. Any advice on avoiding stds for a virgin is appreciated.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: SteelPanther] * 1
    #19167551 - 11/20/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yes, I check girls for std's before I put my dick or mouth next to her pussy.
If a girl thinks I'm weird for doing that then no biggie.
At least I'd be the one that ends up not getting the same STD(s) she has (if there are visible signs of an STD).

Also, always use a condom, always always always.


Best way to avoid getting an STD is abstinence.

I haven't had sex more than 8.5 times, and I'm fine with that because I don't have any std's or a baby.

IMO, abstaining from sex and doing other activities is smarter than having sex.

Until I am in a serious relationship with a girl I won't have sex again.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
    #19167552 - 11/20/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol no way man, just wear a rubber and chances are you'll be fine.

or just don't fuck a girl that seems really skanky. :shrug:


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19167667 - 11/20/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: koods]
    #19167745 - 11/20/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Please do me a favor, so I can live vicariously through you and save the virginity for someone really special whom you know would tell you beforehand that they have never contracted any STD and/or virgin themselves;No problemo amigo(insert mexican fiesta music here)


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: dutchfunkle]
    #19167799 - 11/20/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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dutchfunkle said:
Please do me a favor, so I can live vicariously through you and save the virginity for someone really special whom you know would tell you beforehand that they have never contracted any STD and/or virgin themselves;No problemo amigo(insert mexican fiesta music here)



:rofl2: Save it? :rofl2:


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #19167944 - 11/20/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just start fingering and smell after a few seconds/minute. Fishy smell, or anything awry, investigate. If it's all sweaty smelling like your armpit after not showering for a day or two... well it's just how it is. But still even if there's no real smell, investigate. What do I mean? Go down, lick her thighs and shit (Stuff you can see) and feel around inside for bumps. Fake chow until you're confident in the very least she doesn't have STD's and, if anything, only STI's (curable) then eat it or hit it niggie. Ain't no doubt about it.

Be suspicious of a girl who won't let you go down on her or doesn't eat yo dick. She might be spawned of Satan.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Atrium]
    #19167951 - 11/20/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i ask the girl if im not sure, " you dont have any stds do you"? i usually get a "um hell no" but i put a rubber on because i respect my dick!


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: flipsidetrue]
    #19168001 - 11/20/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks for all the advice. Im not sure if this would be good but what if I got some fear into her about the consequences that would follow if she gave me an std.. very bad consequences. I don't know if I even have a reason to be suspicious of stds but I'm a very cautious person.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
    #19168084 - 11/20/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

just make sure to wear a rubber. If your comfortable enough to have unprotected sex with a girl that means you should be damn sure she's clean.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: psyconaught]
    #19168162 - 11/21/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Honestly, and I'm not sure why it didn't come up more already, but be an adult and ask.  If a girl can't handle a simple question like that I'm not sure I'd want to stick my dick in her anyway.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? *DELETED* [Re: dutchfunkle]
    #19168262 - 11/21/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #19168848 - 11/21/13 07:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I would ask, I just wouldn't take her word as certainty that she has no stds


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
    #19168933 - 11/21/13 08:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

^ It's legally endangerment or something along those lines. You could sue her for everything she has for purposefully lying then giving you one.

She could also have one and not even know.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Atrium]
    #19168946 - 11/21/13 08:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ya'll must be trying to fuck some nasty girls if you're that worried she has an std.

JUST WEAR A CONDOM.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19168952 - 11/21/13 08:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

He's the one asking about how to check her snatch for any bumps. Hey, if he thinks he's losing his virginity to that loose of a girl, he needs all the advice he can get.

Including go the other way.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Atrium]
    #19168974 - 11/21/13 08:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm just saying, most girls are going to take offense to you asking OP. They'll think that you think they are the type of girl that would have STDs and you most likely won't be getting laid.

when it came time for me to lose my virginity I certainly wasn't thinking "oh gee I bet this girl might have an std, I should probably ask her"

If you think she actually has one for serious because she's a skanky individual, just don't even bother. Sex isn't the end all be all of life anyway.


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: koods]
    #19168980 - 11/21/13 08:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.



:rofl:


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19168987 - 11/21/13 08:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

pwnasaurus said:
Quote:

koods said:
I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.



:rofl:



he's right though! :lol:


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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19169122 - 11/21/13 09:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Go to a strip club and tip every girl there. When you put the dollar in, take a low key sniff. Get used to the smell. When you hit a rotten batch, you'll know it. Armed with this experience, go forth and woo your strumpet. If she doesn't have the rotten smell, perform a quick visual inspection for bumps or lesions. Anything that looks like a wart, pimple, ulcer, puss, etc., and you bail. Otherwise, go to work. Also, wear a condom.


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