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Do you check a girl for stds before sex?
#19167511 - 11/20/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm hoping to have sex in the near future and I may have a chance. What I'm worried about are stds. I assume a girl would think your really weird if you inspected her vagina before sex but besides from that how can you be safe? I have tried masturbating with a condom and I think its horrible but I plan on using one for my first time unless many people say otherwise. Any advice on avoiding stds for a virgin is appreciated.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: SteelPanther] 1
#19167551 - 11/20/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes, I check girls for std's before I put my dick or mouth next to her pussy. If a girl thinks I'm weird for doing that then no biggie. At least I'd be the one that ends up not getting the same STD(s) she has (if there are visible signs of an STD).
Also, always use a condom, always always always.
Best way to avoid getting an STD is abstinence.
I haven't had sex more than 8.5 times, and I'm fine with that because I don't have any std's or a baby.
IMO, abstaining from sex and doing other activities is smarter than having sex.
Until I am in a serious relationship with a girl I won't have sex again.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
#19167552 - 11/20/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol no way man, just wear a rubber and chances are you'll be fine.
or just don't fuck a girl that seems really skanky.
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I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: koods]
#19167745 - 11/20/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Please do me a favor, so I can live vicariously through you and save the virginity for someone really special whom you know would tell you beforehand that they have never contracted any STD and/or virgin themselves;No problemo amigo(insert mexican fiesta music here)
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: dutchfunkle]
#19167799 - 11/20/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dutchfunkle said: Please do me a favor, so I can live vicariously through you and save the virginity for someone really special whom you know would tell you beforehand that they have never contracted any STD and/or virgin themselves;No problemo amigo(insert mexican fiesta music here)
Save it?
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: geazerpleaser]
#19167944 - 11/20/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just start fingering and smell after a few seconds/minute. Fishy smell, or anything awry, investigate. If it's all sweaty smelling like your armpit after not showering for a day or two... well it's just how it is. But still even if there's no real smell, investigate. What do I mean? Go down, lick her thighs and shit (Stuff you can see) and feel around inside for bumps. Fake chow until you're confident in the very least she doesn't have STD's and, if anything, only STI's (curable) then eat it or hit it niggie. Ain't no doubt about it.
Be suspicious of a girl who won't let you go down on her or doesn't eat yo dick. She might be spawned of Satan.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Atrium]
#19167951 - 11/20/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i ask the girl if im not sure, " you dont have any stds do you"? i usually get a "um hell no" but i put a rubber on because i respect my dick!
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: flipsidetrue]
#19168001 - 11/20/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thanks for all the advice. Im not sure if this would be good but what if I got some fear into her about the consequences that would follow if she gave me an std.. very bad consequences. I don't know if I even have a reason to be suspicious of stds but I'm a very cautious person.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
#19168084 - 11/20/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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just make sure to wear a rubber. If your comfortable enough to have unprotected sex with a girl that means you should be damn sure she's clean.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: psyconaught]
#19168162 - 11/21/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Honestly, and I'm not sure why it didn't come up more already, but be an adult and ask. If a girl can't handle a simple question like that I'm not sure I'd want to stick my dick in her anyway.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? *DELETED* [Re: dutchfunkle]
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#19168848 - 11/21/13 07:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would ask, I just wouldn't take her word as certainty that she has no stds
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
#19168933 - 11/21/13 08:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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^ It's legally endangerment or something along those lines. You could sue her for everything she has for purposefully lying then giving you one.
She could also have one and not even know.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Atrium]
#19168946 - 11/21/13 08:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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ya'll must be trying to fuck some nasty girls if you're that worried she has an std.
JUST WEAR A CONDOM.
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He's the one asking about how to check her snatch for any bumps. Hey, if he thinks he's losing his virginity to that loose of a girl, he needs all the advice he can get.
Including go the other way.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Atrium]
#19168974 - 11/21/13 08:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm just saying, most girls are going to take offense to you asking OP. They'll think that you think they are the type of girl that would have STDs and you most likely won't be getting laid.
when it came time for me to lose my virginity I certainly wasn't thinking "oh gee I bet this girl might have an std, I should probably ask her"
If you think she actually has one for serious because she's a skanky individual, just don't even bother. Sex isn't the end all be all of life anyway.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: koods]
#19168980 - 11/21/13 08:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19168987 - 11/21/13 08:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.

he's right though!
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Go to a strip club and tip every girl there. When you put the dollar in, take a low key sniff. Get used to the smell. When you hit a rotten batch, you'll know it. Armed with this experience, go forth and woo your strumpet. If she doesn't have the rotten smell, perform a quick visual inspection for bumps or lesions. Anything that looks like a wart, pimple, ulcer, puss, etc., and you bail. Otherwise, go to work. Also, wear a condom.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Nabuca]
#19169146 - 11/21/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have been asked once to take an STD test, I agreed to it. I thought it was the responsible thing to do.
I never asked the girl though. Seems like an insult because you assume she's been a slut or something (at least that's how I picture the girl's reaction) I might be wrong.
Either way it's the responsible thing to do
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mushroom_sandwich said: I'm just saying, most girls are going to take offense to you asking OP. They'll think that you think they are the type of girl that would have STDs and you most likely won't be getting laid.
when it came time for me to lose my virginity I certainly wasn't thinking "oh gee I bet this girl might have an std, I should probably ask her"
If you think she actually has one for serious because she's a skanky individual, just don't even bother. Sex isn't the end all be all of life anyway.
I've never had a girl get offended by this question. If she can't handle a coversation like this then why would you wanna bone her?
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#19169769 - 11/21/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I say just ask or invite her to go get tested with you. I haven't had sex with the particular girl yet, but I asked her and she told me straight up. I believe that if you ask respectfully and the girl gets offended or acts weird about it she must not care and might have something. To be able to discuss something like this with a potential partner says allot about their character. I would go as far as saying it's a good weeding out tool.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#19169781 - 11/21/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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 Do you think the pussy turns green when it's sick or something? Unless you're talking about taking a blood and urine sample right before you dive in, this is a pointless exercise. Sure, ask if she has any STDs. Doesn't mean she's going to be truthful; hell she could have something and not even know it.
Seriously, Just wear a condom.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: koods]
#19169958 - 11/21/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.
Haha. 
@OP. Wear a condom if youre concerned. And don't eat her out.
That being said, I rarely use condoms. Even when I'm unsure if the girl is on birth control or anything.
don't be like me, ive been lucky so far.
Or maybe I have super aids... who knows.
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I usually bring a magnifying glass and some swabs when I know I am going to have sex that evening. If the girl asks what I'm doing, I just tell her I'm looking around for the G-spot
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: danlennon3]
#19172569 - 11/21/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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^haha when I was first thinking about this I was thinking about how funny but useful it would be to use a magnifying glass. I don't think the person is a skank but I really don't know. I also do not plan on starting any relationships, I want to get some practice in so that when I find a girl I really like I will have some experience.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: koods]
#19172995 - 11/21/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.
Funny man.
It's true though, so many STD's don't show symptoms, including HIV, herpes (when there isn't an outbreak), and women do not show any symptoms of chlamydia or syphilis. You CANNOT tell simply by looking at somebody, if you want to be 100% sure and it's with a partner you are serious about, talk about getting tested.
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lifeiswhatyoumake said: Yes, I check girls for std's before I put my dick or mouth next to her pussy. If a girl thinks I'm weird for doing that then no biggie. At least I'd be the one that ends up not getting the same STD(s) she has (if there are visible signs of an STD).
Also, always use a condom, always always always.
Best way to avoid getting an STD is abstinence.
I haven't had sex more than 8.5 times, and I'm fine with that because I don't have any std's or a baby.
IMO, abstaining from sex and doing other activities is smarter than having sex.
Until I am in a serious relationship with a girl I won't have sex again.
what if jessica alba came through and said to lick her asshole would you make her get a std test?
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Endure]
#19174041 - 11/22/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lol dude what is it with you and licking Jessica Alba's asshole?
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Atrium]
#19174108 - 11/22/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jamesdnh said: Lol dude what is it with you and licking Jessica Alba's asshole?

its a inside joke with me and my friends growing up.. it sort of stuck, and its how we judge really hot girls lol, " would you lick her ass "
moving on, the jessica alba stuck because she is a good measure stick of hotness.
and when people say they wouldn't rim a girls asshole. thats when we step in an say bulshit, you would if jessica alba asked you too.
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JesusGoneRogue said: bro he really like's her asshole i dunno why sum dudes are soooo obsessed with assholes. you can dig around up there all you want but you're never gonna find any gold. that's in a girl's heart. and it pours out betw33n her legs. and that's why babydoll's M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NNNNNN33333 
imgay but i like female asss, its beautiful
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JesusGoneRogue said: i knowwwww right!!! i tried to fuck my ex up the ass once, but she bitched about it so i just laughed it off and she sucked ten guys dicks the next day. true story
lol, sorry to hear that man, thats a kinky ass story that im not down to hear cause i actually hate when i hear woman do kinky things for some reason. it just makes me think: good for nothing slut, n i cant help it, n im gay lol! aint that some shit
i would fuck a bitch tho
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Crystal G]
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koods said: I can guarantee that if you check the girl for STDs, you won't be getting any STDs.
Funny man.
It's true though, so many STD's don't show symptoms, including HIV, herpes (when there isn't an outbreak), and women do not show any symptoms of chlamydia or syphilis. You CANNOT tell simply by looking at somebody, if you want to be 100% sure and it's with a partner you are serious about, talk about getting tested.
HIV shows symptoms in some people. usually flu/cold symptoms you cant tell if someone has a yeast infection though.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
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Endure said: HIV shows symptoms in some people. usually flu/cold symptoms you cant tell if someone has a yeast infection though.
That's... not true. The most common symptoms for yeast infection is discharge that looks like cottage cheese, itching around the vulva area, and smelling like... well, yeast. Like that bread or beer yeast kind of smell.
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JesusGoneRogue said: i knowwwww right!!! i tried to fuck my ex up the ass once, but she bitched about it so i just laughed it off and she sucked ten guys dicks the next day. true story
Did you jack off fantasizing about what a nasty and dirty girl she is?
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Crystal G]
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it is true for a guy, i was regarding a guy... also, my ex, didn't have any symptoms of yeast infection, she got it like 3 times. so it varies, all she noticed was that it was painful to pee. and what i said regarding HIV is very true regarding side effects.
wanna hear something funny crystal G? im gay, but so much guys have cummed in you, more then people i know in person, and you have been fucked by cock so much, it makes you just as sexy as cock, n i would actually enjoy banging you and thinkin of all the cocks that have been inside of you. so keep it up! more stories!
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
#19174564 - 11/22/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I assume a girl would think your really weird if you inspected her vagina before sex but besides from that how can you be safe?
Any advice on avoiding stds for a virgin is appreciated.
holy shit, op.
you think you can diagnose if a woman has stds by looking at her vagina?
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
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JesusGoneRogue said: bro he really like's her asshole i dunno why sum dudes are soooo obsessed with assholes. you can dig around up there all you want but you're never gonna find any gold. that's in a girl's heart. and it pours out betw33n her legs. and that's why babydoll's M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NNNNNN33333 
It started being kind of funny. Then it went romantic. Then it went sexy/spiritual (thinking of giving birth). Then you claimed babydoll.
Because of the last one, I'm gonna have to behead you now. Give me your address homie. I'll pencil you in for Sunday evening.
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Endure]
#19174750 - 11/22/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Endure said: what if jessica alba came through and said to lick her asshole would you make her get a std test?
Well, she is sexy, for one. Two, she's hott. In conclusion, I might lick her asshole.
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Atrium
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If you lick her asshole, Endure wins. Don't lick Jessica Alba's asshole. Resist temptation.
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automan
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: Atrium]
#19176252 - 11/22/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wouldn't. Jeter gave Alba herpes (really)
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Murzelpfrumpft
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Re: Do you check a girl for stds before sex? [Re: automan]
#19186490 - 11/25/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I need to vent and it boils down to the topic of this thread and how it can go wrong.
There's this girl, a friend of mine met in the city where he's going to university and she was always attracted to me and vice versa. Since the 1 1/2 years we know each other we were like 5 times very close to fucking but always something messed it up - most likely me because I did not feel comfortable that my girlfriend did not know. So last new years eve at the party my girlfriend and this girl came closer and had a sexual encouter + one time later in september involving me. Was to fucked up on staying awake all night, MDMA and booze to get it up for real sex. So we ended up with her texting how this was the longest chase for sex she ever had with anyone and that we shouldn't mind because she wasn't sure anyway, if my gf would have been okay with us having sex.
In the meantime my girlfriend kinda figured out it would be fun having a real threesome and suggested to me I should do that girl next time because she wants to see it. Only constraint is, I should wear a condom or all of us should get checked up and bring our results until we'd all meet for a week of partying when the year ends like we always do.
Hating condoms and trying one with my girlfriend made us agree on getting checked up because rubbers really suck.
So I texted to this girl when she'd be there and told her we'd be there for the same week. Said I expected quite some sexual energy that week because 2 friends of us had become available, too. Told her me and my gf would get checked and whoever wants to fuck can bring their papers along when we meet. Did not hear from her some days and now she texted that there should be enough honesty for believing a person that he/she got checked and not having to ID yourself as clean because it came off as planned and is a huge turnoff"
Duuuh! I'm pissed. Nice idea to ask a wet vagina if she's really healthy while having a raging boner. People will answer "yes I'm healthy" honestly even if they forgot to get checked. Clever.
This is stupid, naive and the only true turnoff is declaring it as planned (which it certainly is not) and the greenness.
Whatever, I don't have to do this.
Just to see how you can go wrong with asking for a checkup.
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