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InvisibleMindDrips
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Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny?
    #19167183 - 11/20/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Has anything ever happened to you while tripping that wouldn't normally be funny, but in the moment had you on the floor?

My friends and I were at the Blue Cross Arena in Rochester to see Phish in October, and I had taken 2 suspiciously large blotters (and tripped really hard... but yes, real LSD). During the show, there was a man collecting all the glow sticks from the sticky floor to throw in the air at an opportune moment. As my friends and I (who were all also tripping) all looked on, he showed us the giant stack of 100-200 glow sticks, and he began pulling them apart. Many of the glow sticks were covered in gum or something nasty, and the man pulled them apart among the disgusting gooey mess. We all watched and laughed our asses off at the nasty glow sticks, and the man told us "They're all going in the air in the minute!"

I was practically crying from laughing so hard, even at such a little thing! I love these unexplainable moments of awesomeness, and they are often brought up in the future when reminiscing fun times.

Anyone else have any similar stories of finding trivial things incredibly hilarious? I'd like to hear your stories! :crazy2:


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Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips] * 1
    #19167208 - 11/20/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

shroom tripping bawlz at camp in the middle of the worse rainstorm of the year... thunder lightining, gale force winds, and we were laughing so hard at the sheer lunacy of our situation.  Camping in tents, in the middle of the maelstrom-- the utter feebleness of the state of our camp made us laugh so much and say so many hilarious things that only made sense to us at the time.  "it was the best worst time ever", all the while watching as a pond formed under the tent and threatened to float it away... then in the morning we heard on the local radio news that a tree had fallen on a guy's tent killing him and the wind had overturned a heavy freight truck on the highway...  not really funny at all


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: travelleler]
    #19167281 - 11/20/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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shroom tripping bawlz at camp in the middle of the worse rainstorm of the year... thunder lightining, gale force winds, and we were laughing so hard at the sheer lunacy of our situation.  Camping in tents, in the middle of the maelstrom-- the utter feebleness of the state of our camp made us laugh so much and say so many hilarious things that only made sense to us at the time.  "it was the best worst time ever", all the while watching as a pond formed under the tent and threatened to float it away... then in the morning we heard on the local radio news that a tree had fallen on a guy's tent killing him and the wind had overturned a heavy freight truck on the highway...  not really funny at all




Woah, holy shit!! It's good you guys were okay in that nasty storm. Nonetheless, sounds like it was a fun time!

I had a very similar situation camping, except instead of mushrooms it was LSD, and instead of a storm it was crazy southerners setting up camp right next to us. It was ironic and we all had a good laugh about it, and they ended up being pleasant people anyways. The father shared a "joint and a half" with us and told us about his bear hunting, and the whole situation was just ridiculous.


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"Pebbles and marbles like things on my mind,
Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19168017 - 11/20/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

last year i went to the state fair on 9g's of fresh pink buffaloes. it was the hottest day of the year so my date and i bounced from roving around outside in the heat to trying to chill out inside the pavilion. while inside the pavilion i found myself standing in front of this one booth looking down at the table. after what seemed like several minutes trying to figure out what exactly what was being presented at said booth i looked up and seen like 9 police officers standing behind the table. i was at a D.A.R.E booth.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: vbug66]
    #19168247 - 11/21/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was in a room. Existing. It was fucking hilarious.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: vbug66]
    #19169213 - 11/21/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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vbug66 said:
last year i went to the state fair on 9g's of fresh pink buffaloes. it was the hottest day of the year so my date and i bounced from roving around outside in the heat to trying to chill out inside the pavilion. while inside the pavilion i found myself standing in front of this one booth looking down at the table. after what seemed like several minutes trying to figure out what exactly what was being presented at said booth i looked up and seen like 9 police officers standing behind the table. i was at a D.A.R.E booth.




Hahaha!! I think this one wins, that's pretty great.
I'm liking all these, thanks guys!


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"Pebbles and marbles like things on my mind,
Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19169229 - 11/21/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I once got rid of my wallet on shrooms.  I remembered where I had left it and recovered it after the trip.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: sunshine]
    #19169233 - 11/21/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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sunshine said:
I once got rid of my wallet on shrooms.  I remembered where I had left it and recovered it after the trip.




At least you went back and got it!

Sometimes during my trips, when there are things I don't wanna deal with (Like my phone, for example) I'll throw them somewhere and forget where I put it later. It makes for a fun scavenger hunt when I come down lol


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"Pebbles and marbles like things on my mind,
Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19169964 - 11/21/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

carrots can be surprisingly funny when tripping:grin:


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: WindSearcher]
    #19170120 - 11/21/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Drank a lil to much rum while on an eighth, and the all the dust from a dried oz of mushrooms, idk if the dust has any psilocybin in it but god damn I was at the mercy of the shrooms for 5+ hours.

What was too funny and shouldn't of been at all was I couldn't stand or walk for the life of me, I was crawling up a hill wadding / swimming through this funky cosmic goop that the concrete morphed into then I fell through the cracks of reality into another dimension. All the while laughing historically and having my friends struggling to pick me up off the ground and trying to make me realize the absurdity of the situation. I was real lucky the cops didn't show up because I was definitely making a scene.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Deemstar]
    #19170250 - 11/21/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I ate four grams of dried cubes and was rolling around on my futon laughing about wall sockets for a good hour


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Deemstar]
    #19170344 - 11/21/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Deemstar said:
Drank a lil to much rum while on an eighth, and the all the dust from a dried oz of mushrooms, idk if the dust has any psilocybin in it but god damn I was at the mercy of the shrooms for 5+ hours.

What was too funny and shouldn't of been at all was I couldn't stand or walk for the life of me, I was crawling up a hill wadding / swimming through this funky cosmic goop that the concrete morphed into then I fell through the cracks of reality into another dimension. All the while laughing historically and having my friends struggling to pick me up off the ground and trying to make me realize the absurdity of the situation. I was real lucky the cops didn't show up because I was definitely making a scene.




Haha! Cosmic goop would not be conducive for getting away from the cops.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19174865 - 11/22/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Bring your snorkels, the cosmic goop is on the run... even the Fuzz can't escape!!


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Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19175156 - 11/22/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

in a mcds drive thru (for coffee of course) on 2 grams.lady in front of me had to open her car door to order because her window didnt work.had me laughing hysterically for a good 20 minutes


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Apeman]
    #19175183 - 11/22/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Apeman said:
in a mcds drive thru (for coffee of course) on 2 grams.lady in front of me had to open her car door to order because her window didnt work.had me laughing hysterically for a good 20 minutes




Seeing people in drive-thrus with broken windows always make me laugh when I'm sober, if I saw that tripping I'd probably piss myself! haha


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"Pebbles and marbles like things on my mind,
Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Epigallo]
    #19175426 - 11/22/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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bradley said:
I was in a room. Existing. It was fucking hilarious.




I have experienced this.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #19175591 - 11/22/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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physicist said:
Quote:

bradley said:
I was in a room. Existing. It was fucking hilarious.




I have experienced this.





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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19176037 - 11/22/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That shit would make me laugh my ass off sober.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: ILikeACID]
    #19176204 - 11/22/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I laughed my ass off eating gummy bears.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Acidreamer]
    #19176889 - 11/22/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I tried to watch the walking dead on shrooms last week. I couldn't follow the dialogue for more than 5-10 seconds and it seemed like I was watching the recap of the previous episode the entire time because it felt like time kept going forwards and backwards. It was so hilarious lol but when the zombies came on screen it was just so incredibly violent like :shocked: but overall a very cool experience.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #19176946 - 11/22/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

among a sea of tents at a music festival in between bands peaking on 2 and a half hits of WoW after an awesome zach deputy set. we were sitting underneath our EZ up but the legs broke off so it was only like 4 feet off the ground(which was hilarious all weekend) and we were sitting in there laughing hysterically trying to figure out exactly which color was actually green. :gd_icon:


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: whitelights]
    #19177553 - 11/23/13 02:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Thanks for sharing, guys! I love reading all these stories.

I know for a fact that I'm a giggly motherfucker when I trip, especially on acid! Sometimes people will tell me jokes and I'll be laughing for 20 minutes. lol :awesomenod:


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"Pebbles and marbles like things on my mind,
Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19177960 - 11/23/13 07:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

First time I tripped I laughed my ass off at my friend's grandma's bathroom wallpaper. There were ducks.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19180015 - 11/23/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Doors man. They crack me up every time especially when they squeak


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Lord_Brittie]
    #19180573 - 11/23/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

every social situation


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: themusicofzann]
    #19180603 - 11/23/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

once me an my buddy went for a walk and took a c ouple hits of some good lucy back in the day like 1999 or somethin and when we got back there were shoes on his doorstep and a couple shirts. so we took them in and he tried on the shoes which were like 3 sizes to big so we cracked up and whenever we stopped we would look down. then one would laugh and then both and we were back at it over and over for like an hour and half this happened until we had to get up and walk away finally.  fun times!! :lmafo:  :lolz0rz:


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: whitelights]
    #19180846 - 11/23/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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among a sea of tents at a music festival in between bands peaking on 2 and a half hits of WoW after an awesome zach deputy set. we were sitting underneath our EZ up but the legs broke off so it was only like 4 feet off the ground(which was hilarious all weekend) and we were sitting in there laughing hysterically trying to figure out exactly which color was actually green. :gd_icon:




HAHAHA! That's good shit. I love going to see Zach.

At a festival in VT called the Frendly Gathering, all of us on some WoW, a group of friends and I were posted up on a hill. We we're just chillin under the easy-up because it was down pouring here and there. All weekend, we got to watch spunions eat absolute shit trying to get up/down this muddy death trap of a hill. We got so into it that we even started rating their falls on a scale of 1 - 10, and then yelling that number out to the person who fell. Every once in a while there would be an absolute 10. Safe to say I urinated on myself and a few others in the midst of all of this because I was laughing so hard.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: russhroom]
    #19186043 - 11/25/13 09:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The ridiculousness of the fashion term "hobo chic" cracked me up for hours on shrooms.

Even now our friend group uses the expression "très hobo chic" when we think something is ridiculous.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19186284 - 11/25/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The ridiculousness of the fashion term "hobo chic" cracked me up for hours on shrooms.

Even now our friend group uses the expression "très hobo chic" when we think something is ridiculous.




That phrase is absurd without mushrooms! Haha!

I often find myself laughing at the fashion trends of America, and I find that tripping makes me laugh even harder.
I remember tripping off of 1 and 2/3 tabs, and seeing a ton of girls on my campus that ALL looked the same. They all had the same hairstyles and sunglasses, and it looked ridiculous. I couldn't stop myself from cracking up.


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Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: themusicofzann]
    #19186344 - 11/25/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

+1


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19186685 - 11/25/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Has anything ever happened to you while tripping that wouldn't normally be funny, but in the moment had you on the floor?







This is why we trip! to laugh at the things which normally would not be funny!


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I do not know its name; I call it tao.
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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #19186849 - 11/25/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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This is why we trip! to laugh at the things which normally would not be funny!




Amen to that!

I think psychedelics can allow a new frame of perspective, so the things we are used to in our society often seem ridiculous. It's like comedians: they take normal situations and break them down to see the absurdities that make up convention.

Plus, laughing at our silly society is so fun! :awedance:


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Seem to get lost and harder to find.
When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
To think that it fell from my hand..."



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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19188477 - 11/25/13 06:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The second twilight movie.
my roommate asked if I wanted to go see it with him and his
girlfriend.  I jokingly said I would if we could eat boomers!
To my surprise they were down. 
The movie itself was ridiculous, we kept laughing really hard
at how cheesy it was.  We were laughig so hard at one point (and the only peopke laughing)
We decided to try to tone it down so we wouldn't get kicked out.
Then the guy in front of us kept making fun of how dumb the movie
was to his girfriend. that had us rolling because she clearly adored
twilight and she was getting all pissed and we were making it worse by laughin!

This thread has me crackn up


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Apeman]
    #19189252 - 11/25/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Apeman said:
in a mcds drive thru (for coffee of course) on 2 grams.lady in front of me had to open her car door to order because her window didnt work.had me laughing hysterically for a good 20 minutes




Yeah generally shit where people are acting out of desperation to get something they don't need and can't afford/sustain.

Most large social situations (cafeteria, mall, bus) become darkly hilarious on psychedelics

also this https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/31973107/Shroomery/GoldenRollsSong.mp3 stupid as fuck when you're sober but it makes sense and is downright hilarious when you're on a ++ trip.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: MindDrips]
    #19189546 - 11/25/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

my buddy made a bowl of cinnemon toast crunch while i was on an 1/8th and i laughed so hard the whole time he was making the bowl.


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: TraxSeos]
    #19189568 - 11/25/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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TraxSeos said:
my buddy made a bowl of cinnemon toast crunch while i was on an 1/8th and i laughed so hard the whole time he was making the bowl.




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When I am alone I am inclined,
If I find a pebble in sand,
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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: travelleler]
    #19189677 - 11/25/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Connections are had and we see the absurdity in the comic gag reel..
Good stuff humor is levity

We were siting talking thoughts got mixed between minds and I said  "what the duck a monkey fuck" maid no sense but fit perfectly and in that moment, had us roaring.:smile:


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Re: Funniest thing that wouldn't normally be funny? [Re: Beside the Garden]
    #19190073 - 11/26/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

When I was an Opiate addict I was tripping extremely hard and things were getting outta control when I realized I hadn't had my fix that day.So I crush up a 4mg line of diluadid and as I was crushing it for some reason my cousin noticed I was using 2 pokemon cards instead of playing cards or some shit and we both busted up laughing, I found it HILARIOUS an was unable to get close to the line cause I was laughing so hard.
Bittersweet memory


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