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koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
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Schmendrick said: You guys are all missing one major fact here: I am a motherfucking liar. I said that shit to get all the cactophiles butthurt.
And it worked.
Cactophiles are already butthurt... If you know what I mean.
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Isn't that what they call "trolling"?
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Edited by nicechrisman (11/20/13 10:17 PM)
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Schmendrick
Last of the Red Hot Swamis



Registered: 08/04/13
Posts: 682
Loc: HagsCrag, TLU
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nicechrisman said: Isn't that what the call "trolling"?
Oh shit... you're right. Better report it. Fuck, I hope I don't get banned...
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luvdemboomers
loner with a boner

Registered: 01/11/13
Posts: 5,054
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Schmendrick said:
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nicechrisman said: Isn't that what the call "trolling"?
Oh shit... you're right. Better report it. Fuck, I hope I don't get banned...
Rule #1 of trolling... never admit you are a troll. fail
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Schmendrick
Last of the Red Hot Swamis



Registered: 08/04/13
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luvdemboomers said:
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Schmendrick said:
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nicechrisman said: Isn't that what the call "trolling"?
Oh shit... you're right. Better report it. Fuck, I hope I don't get banned...
Rule #1 of trolling... never admit you are a troll. fail
Crap, not only am I a troll, I'm a failtroll? Jesus...
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koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,049
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
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The only honorable thing to do is to impale yourself on a saguaro.
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blackhawk
Newton's Law of Majesticity



Registered: 04/02/11
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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: koods]
#19167868 - 11/20/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The cactus body slam
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: blackhawk]
#19167903 - 11/20/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's pretty much how my brother reacted, but more crying and less cussing.
I can laugh at this dude without feeling guilty.. He's just an idiot and deserves it.
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schwarg



Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 2,817
Loc: San Diego
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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: koods]
#19173354 - 11/22/13 01:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Schmendrick said: You guys are all missing one major fact here: I am a motherfucking liar. I said that shit to get all the cactophiles butthurt.
And it worked.
Cactophiles are already butthurt... If you know what I mean. 
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starfire_xes
I Am 'They'



Registered: 10/24/09
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the mad machinest said: so for those of you that indulge in the cultivation of various cacti how often do you get poked and what are some tools/methods you use for handling them to avoid the poky poky?
for all y'all, what's the worst poking you've ever had by cacti? deepest poke? worst place you've been poked most needles you've been stuck with?

Well, cactus made a friend of mine butthurt. When he graduated from HS, his dad bought a keg, we had a party and he got drunker than fucking shit.
He sat down on a barrel cactus. His girlfriend spent the next day pulling cactus spines out of his butt..
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LordSenate
One of the Lost


Registered: 09/15/02
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Loc: First Circle of Hell
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I don't grow any cacti or anything but when I was in Colorado I was running and jumped down onto my stomach only to land on a cactus on my upper thigh.. Needles everywhere in my leg. It happened multiple times.
TL;DR.. Fuck a cactus.
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mushroomelf
medicine man


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: LordSenate]
#19173459 - 11/22/13 02:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have scars on my hands from working at a cactus nursery, whenever I eat pedro i can see all the wounds ive ever had...
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LordSenate
One of the Lost


Registered: 09/15/02
Posts: 37,093
Loc: First Circle of Hell
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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: blackhawk]
#19173468 - 11/22/13 02:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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"Help me now guys...HELP ME NOW!!!"
Wow.. He screams like a damn girl. I probably would to, which is the exact reason that I would not do it.
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