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Offlinekoods
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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19167547 - 11/20/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Schmendrick said:
You guys are all missing one major fact here:  I am a motherfucking liar.  I said that shit to get all the cactophiles butthurt.

And it worked.




Cactophiles are already butthurt... If you know what I mean. :elmo:


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19167754 - 11/20/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Isn't that what they call "trolling"?


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Edited by nicechrisman (11/20/13 10:17 PM)


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19167767 - 11/20/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Isn't that what the call "trolling"?




Oh shit... you're right.  Better report it.  Fuck, I hope I don't get banned...


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19167813 - 11/20/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Schmendrick said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Isn't that what the call "trolling"?




Oh shit... you're right.  Better report it.  Fuck, I hope I don't get banned...



Rule #1 of trolling... never admit you are a troll.
fail


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #19167834 - 11/20/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
Quote:

Schmendrick said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Isn't that what the call "trolling"?




Oh shit... you're right.  Better report it.  Fuck, I hope I don't get banned...



Rule #1 of trolling... never admit you are a troll.
fail





Crap, not only am I a troll, I'm a failtroll?  Jesus...  :unwanted:


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: Schmendrick]
    #19167862 - 11/20/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The only honorable thing to do is to impale yourself on a saguaro.


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: koods]
    #19167868 - 11/20/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The cactus body slam



:whatyougonnado:


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: blackhawk]
    #19167903 - 11/20/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That's pretty much how my brother reacted, but more crying and less cussing.

:rofl: I can laugh at this dude without feeling guilty.. He's just an idiot and deserves it.


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: koods]
    #19173354 - 11/22/13 01:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

Schmendrick said:
You guys are all missing one major fact here:  I am a motherfucking liar.  I said that shit to get all the cactophiles butthurt.

And it worked.




Cactophiles are already butthurt... If you know what I mean. :elmo:





:lolsy: :lolsy: :lolsy:


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: the mad machinest]
    #19173364 - 11/22/13 01:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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the mad machinest said:
so for those of you that indulge in the cultivation of various cacti how often do you get poked and what are some tools/methods you use for handling them to avoid the poky poky?

for all y'all,    what's the worst poking you've ever had by cacti?
deepest poke? worst place you've been poked:ass:
most needles you've been stuck with?

:cactus:




Well, cactus made a friend of mine butthurt.  When he graduated from HS, his dad bought a keg, we had a party and he got drunker than fucking shit.

He sat down on a barrel cactus.  His girlfriend spent the next day pulling cactus spines out of his butt..:rofl2:


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: the mad machinest]
    #19173415 - 11/22/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't grow any cacti or anything but when I was in Colorado I was running and jumped down onto my stomach only to land on a cactus on my upper thigh.. Needles everywhere in my leg. It happened multiple times.

TL;DR.. Fuck a cactus.


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: LordSenate]
    #19173459 - 11/22/13 02:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I have scars on my hands from working at a cactus nursery, whenever I eat pedro i can see all the wounds ive ever had... :smile:


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Re: getting poked by cacti [Re: blackhawk]
    #19173468 - 11/22/13 02:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

"Help me now guys...HELP ME NOW!!!"

Wow.. He screams like a damn girl. I probably would to, which is the exact reason that I would not do it.


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