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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#19162612 - 11/19/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That would be a bit awkward
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akira_akuma
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: shivas.wisdom] 5
#19162616 - 11/19/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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people should +1 OP.
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Jvells
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#19162638 - 11/19/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Another top awkward moment wasn't for me but was for my ex. It was my birthday party and I was playing guitar with my ex and my mom asked her to play a certain song except she called my ex by my ex ex's name on accident...in front of the whole family. Lol, I could tell my mom felt bad for the poor girl. My family didn't know the ex ex but they could tell by my ex's reaction that somethin wasn't right lmao.
An awkward time for me was last week at the gym I was riding the bike and this gay dude went on the one in front of me and he had a fucking tramp stamp of a horse, I swear on a stack of bibles.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Jvells]
#19162846 - 11/19/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mmmm....the first time I tried mushrooms it was kinda impulsively and that batch was waaay more potent than what my friend thought. I mistakenly assumed mushrooms were easier to handle than acid, and was like 'i'll totally be able to function and mingle with drunk people and not let on to the fact that I'm tripping, no problem'. Wow. just fucking...wowwwwww.
They really kicked in right as I was reaching to shake this guys hand who introduced himself, and I just fucking froze. I'm not really sure what kinda look I gave him, but when he left later on I was coming down and he bid everyone fairwell and he just said "woo, yeah, you did it" after I finally completed the handshake.
The whole night was the most socially awkward night of my liffeeee. also i hit ego death. during the come up the body load for me was soo intense and I was having issues navigating my backyard, so I mainly tried to stay by the fire and kept wrapping my arms around myself super tightly..and I really didn't want to get up and run around like myfriends who were tripping were doing.
But I finally just got up and literally ran away in the middle of a conversation with no explanation, pretty much because I saw my friend also running away in a panda hat(she was peaking too.
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akira_akuma
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: pirate-blues]
#19162851 - 11/19/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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love those trips where nothing makes sense.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: skatealex2] 2
#19163045 - 11/20/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I used to smoke joints at the top of a stairwell in my old college dorm building - the stairwell would go up one story past the highest residential floor to some janitorial closet or something. Nobody ever came up there, and the weed smoke did not seem to create a noticeable smell so it all worked.
One day I decided to smoke a cigarillo up there, but stupid me did not think that unlike weed, the rillo would stink up the entire stairwell...it did.
I spit a lot as I smoked it on the ground, and I really had to pee so I took my belt and I was about to pee in a trash can when two RA's (both girls) walked up the stairs to see where the rillo smell was coming from, and they looked at me right as I was touching my belt loop trying to put my belt back on really fast, holding a rillo in one hand and a bunch of spit on the floor (that might have looked like something else to them.)
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schwarg



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Being 22 years old in a first semester english class at a community college was pretty damn awkward. People just fucking knew I was out of place.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: schwarg]
#19163531 - 11/20/13 04:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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One night I got home from a date with my girlfriend at the time. And my sister needed help putting her lip ring in. And I forgot to wash my hands, guess what I just got done doing to my girlfriend in my car before I dropped her off.. let's just say my sister noticed and then puked all over me. One day my buddy and I were digging through his parents room lookin for smokes and we stumbled across his moms dildo, so i took it and slapped him across the face with it and he started crying. And one night his mom took her shirt off and tried tackling me onto her bed asking if I wanted to wrestle while she was grabbing my dick. I threw her off me, ran out of her room to tell my friend what happened. (obviously she was ugly or I would've done it)to this dhe still thinks I fucked her.
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schwarg



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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: NiNJa420]
#19163574 - 11/20/13 04:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Long story but a fun one to recount. might be a little tl;dr
Was at a Halloween party about 3 years back. Went with two friends of mine to one of his co-workers places. We all decided to do corpse makeup. So we get there and when the dude opens the door a huge cloud of pot smoke comes forth behind him like he just descended from the heavens or something. Was probably around 30 or so people there and out of that maybe 5 other people with any sort of costume. So I already feel weird. The drinking commences immediately while I look for the first person I can to score a toke off of. So about an hour and a half in I've mixed probably 4 different kinds of liquor and had a couple beers on top of that. I don't hold my booze very well for the record. So then I find this dude with a bong and get about two rips. Bad idea. I always fucking end up regretting smoking AFTER I drink. So I'm standing by the kitchen counter with my buddy and these two chicks. It becomes clear to me at this point that I'm in no shape to do any hitting on anyone as I feel the pukage is imminent. So I tell them I'm gonna get some air. I walk back to my car to get a second to myself and then I'm sitting in my front seat with sweaty makeup running down my face. It's right on this street called Beach Blvd in Huntington Beach. Tons of pigs, tons of prostitutes, drug dealers etc. So about 3 pigs pull into this parking lot within about 5 minutes of each other and I decide fuck this, throw the keys in the back seat and relax in the rear, don't want to arouse suspicion. 5 minutes later my cheeks fill up with a mass of intestinal expulsion and I grab for the door handle but it wont fucking open. I've got this shit nearly dripping out my mouth while i'm looking for any way to get out of this fucking car. I unlock it form the drivers seat and spew it all over the blacktop.
Then things begin to get interesting. After that I need some air and I'm sitting on the curb by my car with the paint dripping off my face and onto the floor and my clothes. I must look like a fucking whackjob at this point. 10 people or so pass giving me weird looks, laughing as they walk into the distance. Then a pig pulls up. Heads in the same direction as the previous ones.....then glances over and stops. He puts that fucking gun lantern thing from his dashboard and shines it on me, effectively making me blind. Asks what I'm doing, I say waiting for my Ride. Asks why I've got shit on my face. I say "I was practicing for Halloween next week." Then he sees the puke and asks, "is that yours?" I say "yeah I had bad eggs at Dennys." Then he says cut the shit where's the party. Then I just tell him, "if I knew you think I'd be sitting on this curb with paint on my face?" He drives off. Was pretty awkward.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: schwarg] 1
#19163676 - 11/20/13 06:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jumping over a fence at the house I was visiting 3 hot sister at. Landing on the other side i let go the biggest fart any one has ever herd. . . And the sisters all started laughing. . . .HAHAHAHAHA
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: schwarg]
#19163683 - 11/20/13 06:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Long story short,few years ago I was having a weird passion that consisted in perforating the brain of dead animals and penetrating them.I was depositing the brains in the fridge and one night my grandmother caught me fucking a dog's brain,1 week later she died.
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TrentBoyett
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: skatealex2]
#19163737 - 11/20/13 06:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't have awkward moments like all of you guys...
I get drunk and make an ass of myself quite regularly though.
The last time I got really drunk I told some girl that I liked that I was a virgin, went on a rant about herpes for some reason, confessed my love for her(after only knowing her for a few hours), then told her I smoked crack before... The last comment ended the whole party, everyone was like fuck this and left.
Then I went back to my friend's apartment with my friend and his friend, who happened to be black, he started lightweight talkin' shit, so I called him a nigger 100 times(completely out of character for me, I'm not a racist person) then we fought. I'm sure the girl heard about this too because she knows both of the guys I was with...
I haven't seen or talked to this girl since, I'm thinking about facebooking her, good idea right?
I only just met her earlier that day, but she was like perfect, she had a top notch personality, she was sexy, she had a wicked awesome Boston accent, and for some reason she spent most of her time talking to me.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Grigore] 1
#19164035 - 11/20/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grigore said: Long story short,few years ago I was having a weird passion that consisted in perforating the brain of dead animals and penetrating them.I was depositing the brains in the fridge and one night my grandmother caught me fucking a dog's brain,1 week later she died.
Dude, wait, what?!
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psi
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: robbyberto]
#19164044 - 11/20/13 09:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grigore is a tryhard troll, currently banned until 2016.
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245willow19

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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: psi]
#19164069 - 11/20/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I once had sex with my friend's grandma, then I woke up and realized I didn't have a dog...who did I fuck then? I am joking
Anyway I have some crazy awkward moments like the time I grinded my teacher and got an erection and I think she noticed it from that day on, she always asked my brother's where I was at and all. She became obessesed.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: 245willow19] 2
#19164303 - 11/20/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Senior year of high school.
My girlfriend at the time and I were getting it on in my room while my sister and my mom was downstairs.
They had to know we had sex because I really gave it to her and my bed was making a lot of noise.. So was she 
So we finish up and she has to leave and I'm just opening up my door when I notice that my shirt (never took it off) had a bunch of blood on it... I try to just take it off casually and toss it away not to embarrass her but she sees it. And with my door open shouts..
"Oh my god! I didn't know I was on my period! I'm so sorry blah blah blah!"
I got the weirdest looks from my mom and my sister as I was walking out the door with her.
To make it worse.. I just tossed the period blood soaked shirt into my closest and after smoking copious amounts of cannabis I totally forgot about it all together.
Well my mom found it and scrubbed the blood out of it! hahaha
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Jamaican Hotbox]
#19164312 - 11/20/13 10:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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To make it worse.. I just tossed the period blood soaked shirt into my closest and after smoking copious amounts of cannabis I totally forgot about it all together.
Well my mom found it and scrubbed the blood out of it! hahaha
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Grigore
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: psi]
#19185420 - 11/25/13 03:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You either are joking or I'm not Grigore.
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pirate-blues



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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Grigore]
#19185432 - 11/25/13 03:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Recently,
I was DDing for a friends bday out of town, didn't really know where I was going so my eyes were pretty well focused on the road. Had a few drunk people in the car. Friend in passenger seat thanks me graciously and puts his hand on my shoulder.
Apparently he was also simultaneously flashing his weiner at me. Another friend took a picture.
I did not realize this for an entire week until my other friend told me this.
It's not really that awkward I guess, because I had no clue what was going on, and we're way too comfortable around each other, but it was a really great attempt at making the situation awkward.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Grigore]
#19185440 - 11/25/13 04:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Grigore said: Long story short,few years ago I was having a weird passion that consisted in perforating the brain of dead animals and penetrating them.I was depositing the brains in the fridge and one night my grandmother caught me fucking a dog's brain,1 week later she died.
Patrick Bateman, is that you ?
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