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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19162086 - 11/19/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

all the darkness and noises i imagined while reading your post... scared me. seriously. i knew it... i was just thinking... you live i either New York or Philly... and sure enough... Philly. that's the picture in my head, just dark city and brickwork and "apartment dwellers" (:lol:) that's just OoOoOoOoOo


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19162190 - 11/19/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: rew736] * 1
    #19162252 - 11/19/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Recently I was in my backyard naked smoking weed. I heard some noises from the side yard so I listened and didn't hear much more so I waited a second and went to look (I stuck my head around the corner).. yikes its the pool man and he was like 10 feet from the corner. So as fast as I could I sprinted across my backyard grabbed my bubbler and weed, and went inside. The awkward part is I don't know if he turned the corner before I went inside. Then I put shorts on to go get my water, I said hi to him but since I had just smoked my voice sounded very weird and he didn't reply.


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: skatealex2] * 4
    #19162282 - 11/19/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Probably when I was tripping face and took a big explosive diarrhea shit in a gas station bathroom, lasted a good 10min and came out all pale / clammy. I could hear the attendants whispering through the door about what bad things cocaine does to your body



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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Repertoire89] * 5
    #19162372 - 11/19/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Like 4 years ago I was visiting my moms house with my girlfriend (now wife).  My wife and I got shitfaced drunk and horny so we started getting it on.  About halfway through I dismount her, kneel on the floor beside the bed and start eating her out.  My mom walks in, no knocking or anything just barges in and sees me kneeled over the bed with a rock hard cock with my face in my girlfriends puss.  All she says is "oh god" and closes the door.  That was an awkward family breakfast the next morning.  She never said a thing about it though, damn near forgot about it until getting into this thread.  :facepalm3:


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: fungusmuncher]
    #19162389 - 11/19/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

bangin my girlfriend in a forest and this chick walks by on the path.

she just looks wide-eyed at us as she goes by.

I didn't exactly stop either.

if my gf wasn't pretty conservative i could've worked that into a 3some


that is some legit porn scene setup right there


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: NWlight]
    #19162395 - 11/19/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lololol I miss the joys of banging in a forest


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19162399 - 11/19/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i like your new sig bro :lol:


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: NWlight]
    #19162415 - 11/19/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
i like your new sig bro :lol:



I've always had this sig lol? but it is pretty great.
It's my computer background too.


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19162419 - 11/19/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

wtf really?

maybe i just never looked closely at it before :shrug:  hilarious anyway


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: NWlight]
    #19162421 - 11/19/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

thanks man! I dig the new profile pic :lol:


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19162434 - 11/19/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

haha everlong is a boss :thumbup:


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19162456 - 11/19/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I fell asleep during Chem class due to binging on drugs in highschool. It was a monday morning and I had done a ton of MDMA over the weekend and didn't sleep well.

Well, I fell asleep and was promptly woken up by my teacher, she told me to do the problem on the board. Now, there generally wouldn't be an issue because I didn't have any issues regarding what we were doing.

The biggest problem, is that Dr. Dick was awake and ready to say hello to everyone.

I was so fucked up though that I didn't realize it until I had stood up, with everyone looking at my erection in my sweat pants.... the teacher told me to sit down right away.

It was so embarrassing, but thinking back on it, its hilarious. I also got laid from a girl in that class, though I'm not sure how relevant that truly was. :lol:


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Uzziel]
    #19162460 - 11/19/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

if you can pull it off, it's usually likely to get girls off. because dude... i mean, it's morning wood... nothing you can do about that, other then play it off like a boss.

own it!


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19162471 - 11/19/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
all the darkness and noises i imagined while reading your post... scared me. seriously. i knew it... i was just thinking... you live i either New York or Philly... and sure enough... Philly. that's the picture in my head, just dark city and brickwork and "apartment dwellers" (:lol:) that's just OoOoOoOoOo







Oh yeah, I totally get what you mean. There's a quote by David Lynch that sums up my feelings on the matter very accurately.



"Yes, Philadelphia is horrible, but in a very interesting way. There were places there that had been allowed to decay, where there was so much fear and crime that just for a moment there was an opening to another world. It was fear, but it was so strong, and so magical, like a magnet, that your imagination was always sparking in Philadelphia...I just have to think of Philadelphia now, and I get ideas, I hear the wind, and I'm off into the darkness somewhere."


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19162492 - 11/19/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

my favorite rapper ever is from there, black thought


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: skatealex2] * 3
    #19162498 - 11/19/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My whole fucking life


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19162530 - 11/19/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This thread is crackin me up:curbyourenthusiasm:

It was christmas time a few years ago and my parents hosted the christmas party for the family. Well, me having porked my girl the day prior I was havin some damn horny thoughts for a 17 year old goin on while I was texting her, this was after everybody passed out presents...so I snuck upstairs mad quick to pinch one out. Well, I guess my fuckin sister (who wasnt living with me at the time) must have saw me head upstairs and figured I was goin to smoke bud, so her and her boyfriend went up to try and catch me smoking bud, say what's up, and check out my new pieces...but instead saw my fucking pants dropped and me sitting on a chair with my ass facing them while im just fapping away.

It get's better though, because I mauled the fuck outta my girl I wanted to see an absolute slamming for a video. I found a fucking interracial video and I figured ah what the hell, mix it up yah know? It was one of those ones where the black dude has a footlong massive cock and he just wrecks this young blonde slut. Yeah, well they ended up reading the title and left laughing their asses off. The rest of the party they were trying to be funny about it when the family was around but thankfully nobody picked up on anything and got their hints, fucking dicks haha.


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Jvells]
    #19162572 - 11/19/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol

yeah I have been caught jacking off before too you guys  :ashamed:
and got caught doing stuff with my ex girlfriend before


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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: pirate-blues] * 8
    #19162588 - 11/19/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well, I'm not easily put off--but I feel I have experienced some things that would make other folks feel awkward.

First to come to mind?

Standing on the side of the highway, east side of Medicine Hat, Alberta--getting ready to hitch-hike to Ontario. Before I even have my hitching hat on (a bright orange toque), a minivan has pulled over--driven by an old guy (late 40s, early 50s) and his dog. I walk up and ask where he is going--all the way to Sault Sainte Maria--I hop in--he starts driving.

Literally, the first thing he says to me is "I'm gay, I was abused as a child, and I like to talk about sex. I hope none of this will bother you." (I said no, but in retrospect, such a sentence should have set off alarms).

He was subtle about it--at first--talking about how I may want to hang out at his place for a little bit at the end of this stretch of road--we were looking at about three days together--dropping hints like "I have a jacuzzi. *smirk*" on me--eventually, he asks "Where do you plan to sleep tonight? There is space in the van with me if you want."

To which I respond, "That's alright, but I have a tent that I will just set up outside."

To which he responds, "Well, to be honest, I'd kinda prefer if you would sleep in the van with me at night."

I counter with, "Well, to be honest, I'd kinda prefer to sleep in my tent."

He asked me to think on it, and we drove on in silence.

After a while, he says "Can I ask you something?"

"Ok."

"Well, lets say you decide to sleep in the van tonight, and I happen to wake up in the middle of the night and look over at you and I notice that you have a hard on--would you mind if... you know... I masturbated to that?"

To which I could only reply, "Well, as I said earlier, I don't plan on sleeping in the van with you."

It was at this time that I decided to cut through the awkwardness and told him: "I can respect your lifestyle as a gay man, but I'm not gay so I hope you will respect that."

NOPE

For the next eight hours or so we drove through Saskatchewan--basically a featureless plain where the only distraction is conversation--and the main feature of our conversation? His attempts to convince me to allow his decrepit old man hands (and mouth :shocked: ) to caress this body o' mine--some choice quotes:

him-"I'm doing you a favour, you can do me a favour."

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him-"Have you ever had a man suck your dick?"
me-"Nope."
h-"How can you know you won't enjoy it than? I've had both and men are better--they know how you would want a dick sucked."
m-"That's probably true, but I'm still not attracted by the thought of feeling facial hair rubbing my genitals."
h-"Just close your eyes and pretend your getting a blowjob from a girl than."
m-"I doesn't work that way."

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him-"I know you're not gay, just make an exception for me. You can go home after and no one will ever know."
me-"I'll know!"
h-"Just once, you can't know you don't like something if you never try it."
m-"I don't need to have sex with a man to know I'm not attracted to men, man."

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him-"Well, if you won't sleep in the van, can I at least look at you in your tent while I masturbate?"
me-"What? I sleep in my clothes and inside of a sleeping bag--and my tent is a one man windowless setup--what will you even see?"
h-"Well, don't you think you could maybe sleep in underwear and I could stick my head inside while you fall asleep?"
m-"No man, do what you want in the van but stay away from my tent."

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him-"What if someone offered you 50$ to suck your dick?"
me-"I don't need 50$ that badly."

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As we approached Brandon, Manitoba his tactics changed--he started begging--pleading--threatening--and I decided I didn't want to be with this guy come sundown--so I told him I would get out when we reached civilization again...

Pulling over in Brandon, MB. I get out.

Most awkward goodbye ever.


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