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Offlinebrianstequila
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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19160735 - 11/19/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Just think of something non sexual when you feel it cumming, I like to recite the preamble to the constitution to myself. You do that enough times you can choose when your done,.



:rolleyes:

Right, that is the cure for everyone with PE.  Nobody has tried that one before.



Your not tryen hard enough, you have to remember she wants hers too you cant be selfish. You hold it back enough times it will shoot like a pornstar. It just takes practice.

Remember what chris rock says
Premature hell, I was right on time. Im sorry you was late
:whoo:


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: brianstequila]
    #19160768 - 11/19/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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brianstequila said:
Just think of something non sexual when you feel it cumming, I like to recite the preamble to the constitution to myself. You do that enough times you can choose when your done,.



:rolleyes:

Right, that is the cure for everyone with PE.  Nobody has tried that one before.



Your not tryen hard enough, you have to remember she wants hers too you cant be selfish. You hold it back enough times it will shoot like a pornstar. It just takes practice.

Remember what chris rock says
Premature hell, I was right on time. Im sorry you was late
:whoo:



Lasting longer is one of the things I want most in the world.  It has nothing to do with not trying hard enough.  You have no idea.  I am getting better slowly with kegels and edging but I assure you your advice is pretty terrible and not going to help most people who actually have PE.

Besides, you want to ENJOY sex, not think about your grandmothers pussy because you're close to cumming.


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19160813 - 11/19/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im just tryen to say that it takes a lot of practice, sometimes you have to think of something you dont want to,just to have that practice. I didnt start my sexual escapades like this, it took a while. My first time I think I got 3 pumps in and I was done, I just tryed to make it better after that. It just takes practice and like I said, you feel it coming and thinking wont stop it, pull out and go down, that will stop it.


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19161329 - 11/19/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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brianstequila said:
Just think of something non sexual when you feel it cumming, I like to recite the preamble to the constitution to myself. You do that enough times you can choose when your done,.



:rolleyes:

Right, that is the cure for everyone with PE.  Nobody has tried that one before.



Your not tryen hard enough, you have to remember she wants hers too you cant be selfish. You hold it back enough times it will shoot like a pornstar. It just takes practice.

Remember what chris rock says
Premature hell, I was right on time. Im sorry you was late
:whoo:



Lasting longer is one of the things I want most in the world.  It has nothing to do with not trying hard enough.  You have no idea.  I am getting better slowly with kegels and edging but I assure you your advice is pretty terrible and not going to help most people who actually have PE.

Besides, you want to ENJOY sex, not think about your grandmothers pussy because you're close to cumming.




Well to the guy's defense, he never claimed his technique was the end all panacea of PE. :shrug: You take it or you don't.

As for you LuuciD, know that there's a nice rugged man from up north that would ask nothing more than to satisfy your urges. :grin:


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? *DELETED* [Re: The5thElement]
    #19161481 - 11/19/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: LuuuCid]
    #19161521 - 11/19/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What the hell is "dt"?


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: LuuuCid]
    #19161525 - 11/19/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well I'll be honest. I think there's something fishy about the whole thing. I mean, about 8 hours ago you were singing his praise in another topic and now you're complaining about him in this one. What's up girl?


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: solstice]
    #19161724 - 11/19/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im not tryen to talk shit on anyone. Ive had my moments just like everyone else. You want something worse? My first 3some with 2 chicks I went completely limp and couldnt perform at all. Im just tryen to help out, memorize the preamble, trust me, when you recite that shit to yourself you wont feel like gettjng off. I know someone said they dont want to think of shit when they are fucking so they can enjoy it, less than 5 min not thinking of shit is still worse than an hour with a little thinking to build up the moment.


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: LuuuCid]
    #19161736 - 11/19/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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:lol: sorry guys. happily in love. cant do it. i do hope you all find someone like him one day.

by far the best!

lover too. :wink: his dick does things to me i never thought could happen.

hopefully all you ladies find that aswell. :smile2:




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id say a good amount of time is around 1/2 hour-3hrs.

hot steamy quickies 15minutes (got i smile thinking about this kind)

once in a while 5+ hours with foreplay and passion and surprise and :smile2:

its also great to get stoned or trip lay around naked all day and fuck.

ahhh wheres my man.

i need to get :doggystyle:



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pfft you're telling me.
have a bf in sub dt but he wont even kiss me anymore.
its starting to really break me....
i dont feel sexy. if i was he wouldnt be able to keep his hands off me right?
you have noooo idea how sexy you guys make me feel commenting on my pics.
it helps.. to be reminded i guess. ive had more self confidence now and feel sexy than i have in forever.
i dont know what to do. weve been together so long and i love him but i need the touch of a man. hes getting better but its been too long since a man kissed me. im holding in for him but fuck!!!




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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19161785 - 11/19/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I was thinking the exact same thing.  Completely contradictory.


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19161809 - 11/19/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That makes at least three of us.


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? *DELETED* [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19161823 - 11/19/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: LuuuCid] * 1
    #19161859 - 11/19/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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it is great when it happened. i guess i have just been ignoring the feelings and after posting how good he is (which he is) made my emotions come in and let out my real feelings.

dt=detox.

i guess ive just been blinding my self and lying to myself cuz its an issue that im really insecure and hurt about. i feel better that i got it off my chest but still i feel like i dont want to talk about it. its just upsetting and stressful.

hes the best. i love him. but this issue is very confusing and i guess just surfaced today. had to confidence to talk about it but now its something i want to block and not talk about anymore. i want to see a councilor but no insurance to that puts a wrench in it. i kinda just want to delete these posts and not even think about it.:shrug: i feel like shit. embarrassed i even said anything.

thanks for making this problem harder. you guys really make me feel like shit. not gunna lie. i just dont think anyone gets it. i feel alone and ganged up on.




Sure.

We totally should have caught up on your issues just from those totally confusing posts and avoid the topic altogether.

/women logic :facepalm:


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: LuuuCid]
    #19161873 - 11/19/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

man I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to make you feel bad. :sad:

I was just confused is all, forgive me? :hug:


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? *DELETED* [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19161915 - 11/19/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: LuuuCid]
    #19162277 - 11/19/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think everyone has/ will be in a situation where they are are over stressed and highly confused and make contridicating statements, especially when intense emotion is mixed with a truth one doesnt want to acknowledge.  I know I have. LuuuCid, if you want to talk to someone without postin it,  feel.free to PM me. Ive been in a similar situation before and can share my experience and  try to offer some insight, 'tho its not a story with a happy ending.


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? *DELETED* [Re: Giggle_Grower]
    #19162323 - 11/19/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: LuuuCid]
    #19162464 - 11/19/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm a weirdo, I guess. I can't come from pussy. I have to force myself to cum although I've had some BJs that did the trick. I can cum quicker if I just use my hand, no joke.


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: GreySatyr]
    #19162820 - 11/19/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm a weirdo, I guess. I can't come from pussy. I have to force myself to cum although I've had some BJs that did the trick. I can cum quicker if I just use my hand, no joke.



I think most guys can come faster with their hand, including me. We train ourselves to with all the quick fap sessions.


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Re: Ima 4 an a 1/2 minute kinda guy... you? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19163486 - 11/20/13 03:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP it sounds like somethings up with your boyfreind, I duno it sounds really strange to me to be honest. You said he was detoxing, maybe that's effecting his sex drive or something...

I don't know what to say man, I mean you've told him how you feel and he's not changing maybe try talking to him again and just be like... K listen bitch, I seriously want some loving and your not bringing it  so let's sit down and talk this out and see if we can figure out what to do about all this.

If I were you I would take some time and really figuer out what you want, and what your going to say to him and then have one more sit down with him and then, if nothing changes; I'd start thinking about other options.


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