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What are some top awkward moments you've had? 9
#19160736 - 11/19/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anyone have any awkward moments that stand out?

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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: skatealex2]
#19160747 - 11/19/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yup.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Synthe] 8
#19160777 - 11/19/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My mom walking in on me balls deep in my ex's asshole.
When I use to drink. Zero mind to mouth filter. If someone had an ass I'd wanna motorboat I'd call them out on it
Mother finding a cum rag when I was 15
Walking in on my parents full s&m gear.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Mescalean]
#19160802 - 11/19/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Don't know where to start...
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: luvdemboomers] 11
#19161108 - 11/19/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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When I was in grade school, I was at a school dance but left the dance area as I had to fart. Except when I farted a perfectly round little shit nugget popped out, about the size of a quail's egg. it rolled down my pant leg and out onto the floor. Fucking little nugget disappeared. In the shadows and I decided to gtfo.
Always wonder who found that little gem.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: EdibleStereos]
#19161131 - 11/19/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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EdibleStereos said: When I was in grade school, I was at a school dance but left the dance area as I had to fart. Except when I farted a perfectly round little shit nugget popped out, about the size of a quail's egg. it rolled down my pant leg and out onto the floor. Fucking little nugget disappeared. In the shadows and I decided to gtfo.
Always wonder who found that little gem.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: skatealex2]
#19161209 - 11/19/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can't decide. I have awkward moments daily. 
Edit: Nevermind. I just remembered this one night my mother walked in on me while I was masturbating. I have no idea if she realized it, but boy did I feel odd.
Edited by Hellogoodbyedeath (11/19/13 06:46 PM)
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath] 8
#19161350 - 11/19/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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HAH. hahahaha, haaaah....I have a lot. Don't have time to post them all but in a nutshell :
Friend and I had a heart to heart in a drunken stupor with some dudes who literally had to help me walk to my seat in a pizza restaurant. 209324th heart to heart with amused strangers of the night. After my friend tells them we're underage by excitedly telling them she just turned 20 and I was 19, they ask us what we did, I asked "what about you?" trying not to fall out of my chair.
The one guy starts chuckling and goes 'don't tell them what you do, dude' The other guy just light heartedly takes something out of his jacket, and puts it infront of us on the table.
Police badge.
...awkward.
Luckily, he was off duty. But, there was the most epic moment of uncomfortable silence I have ever experienced right after he put the badge infront of us, the comedic timing was perfect.
Also passed out in a gigantic costumed character suit. Passed out in CVS and knocked over an entire shelf on another occasion. oops.
Had to explain to my parents that I lost my car and wasn't sure if it was because I forgot where I parked or it was stolen. I couldn't find it for 2 days and just assumed it was on a street I didn't normally park on(street parking in philly booo). Look up my police district and call to report it stolen, the lady tells me I have to call 911. Call 911, have to call in late to work and explain the situation. 4 hours after calling 911 no one has shown up still  ....so I call 911 again. ...turns out it got towed after all
Edited by pirate-blues (11/25/13 07:57 PM)
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: pirate-blues] 7
#19161399 - 11/19/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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too many to list, but I've been caught jacking off by my dad and my best friend, when my friend caught me I was like a second away from orgasm so I just finished, walked out, and said I don't give a fuck.
But I gave so many fucks.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: mushroom_sandwich] 1
#19161425 - 11/19/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath] 2
#19161436 - 11/19/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Walking in on my parents full s&m gear.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: XUL]
#19161449 - 11/19/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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WHOA!
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19161459 - 11/19/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My dad knock knock knockin on my door while I was fucking a girl a night or two after losing my virginity, all pissed off because he could hear the bed rockin' er something through the ceiling.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19161461 - 11/19/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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9th grade, in class my buddy commented on my boner and the teacher heard, and she was a cute 20 something artsy type who i had a crush on. so i felt very awkward making eye contact with her for a while
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: dontknow]
#19161472 - 11/19/13 07:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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ooh, yeah... one time i had a crush on a teacher (social worker actually) and a kid said that i wanted to bang her, right in front of her, in Lunch... and i was like "don't listen to him"; and she was all like 
i guess it was sorta awkward, considering every interaction with that chick afterwards concerned my dick even more then usual... cause then she knew!1 O_O
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma] 3
#19161863 - 11/19/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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ooohhh shit. here's another good one.
I was in a childrens rendition of The Hobbit when I was little, and some of the other kids would pop up randomly at different points in my life years later. So, one night I'm with a friend and we have to go get a mutual friend who needs a ride home from an apartment somewhere in north phila, he was totally incapacitated kinda drunk. So we finally find it, and knock on the door of the place.
Door opens to a completely dark apartment, pitch black. A random shirtless guy with a towel around his waist greets up with a really cryptic corny joke about how shady it was. Everyone was crashed at that point, and from somewhere else in the apartment a girl asks us to close the door so the hallway light didn't get in.
So my friend(who knew the kid we were picking up better than me at that point) marches to the bathroom, where he is sitting in the shower with it running, and I just kinda stand awkwardly by the door in the pitch dark alone.
Suddenly I hear a voice that's very familiar. It's Bilbo fucking Baggins, making out with the guy in the towel like 3 feet away from me. It is so dark in the apartment that they don't even know I'm standing RIGHT THERE. I frantically debated whether I should be like "OMG LONG TIME NO SEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??" or just stay very still and not breath, after like a minute I figured it was way too late to suddenly speak up and just froze while they made out close enough that I had to hold my breath to stay hidden.
so fucking awkward, people from my past pop up in the strangest places.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: pirate-blues]
#19161924 - 11/19/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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that's actually kinda scary.
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#19161928 - 11/19/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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ohhhhh man pirate that's hilarious, it reminds me of this one time me and a bunch of friends were all crashing at someones house, and my best friend at the time was with the guy who she had just started dating and all three of us were crashing in the living room. Me on one couch them on the other when all of a sudden I hear the guy mention how much he likes her ass, and they start talking dirty. I guess they thought I was asleep?
SO being the gentleman that I am, I lifted up my shirt and proceeded to smack my stomach over and over while softly moaning so it sounded like I was jacking off. Got reeeally quiet. 
It was probably more awkward for them though.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19162009 - 11/19/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: that's actually kinda scary.
The situation or me creeping in the dark three feet away from them without them knowing .
Both probably, huh lol. The whole thing was just too...idk....
We actually hung out with the apartment dwellers the next night at a much tamer dinner party, they were all very chill, and I reconnected with Bilbo...and totally didn't mention the night before....ever lol. I would have been more shocked to find him making out with a lady honestly , even though he never officially came out before(he popped up at other times in my life as well.)
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