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xbloodwhipx

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If you had to choose...
#19160462 - 11/19/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Between a lifetime supply of pure, uncut heroin (and depending on how you use it, may not be that much ) and your penis and testicles/vagina, which would you choose? BTW you can pee without your penis.
I would choose the heroin, who needs a dick if your always on opiates? I mean you cant cum on them anyway
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#19160481 - 11/19/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Heroin!
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g00ru
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: TrentBoyett] 1
#19160487 - 11/19/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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definitely id keep my penis
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19160489 - 11/19/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Honestly... there are other one a bliss..
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: Icyus]
#19160704 - 11/19/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dick for sure. Nodding is not as fun as hitting a girls backbone and making her jump.
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: Icyus]
#19160738 - 11/19/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Enjoy your dick while you're still young, is my advice.
Right now (presumably) your dick works great. And you're young enough to attract women. One day, hopefully decades away, but still..."one day".... that may not be the case.
Besides.... you can always buy more heroin. You can't buy your dick back. Unless you cut it off and sell it. In which case, you shouldn't be doing smack anyway, you crazy bastard.
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: g00ru]
#19160769 - 11/19/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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g00ru said: definitely id keep my penis
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: Synthe] 1
#19160783 - 11/19/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If a limited supply is the only thing stopping you from being high on heroin every day you have troubled times ahead.
If you would choose heroin over your dick you're an addict in the making (if not already one).
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: Synthe]
#19160784 - 11/19/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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penis, most definitely
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Penis by a landslide. If you would pick any drug over your penis you need to check into a facility immediately.
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: highc] 1
#19160935 - 11/19/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What if you had to cut your left arm in order to save your right leg and exchange your eye to get a third ball. Would you do it?
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: Patlal]
#19160958 - 11/19/13 06:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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what if we had to stop posing pointless hypothetical questions to each other?
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: Patlal]
#19160973 - 11/19/13 06:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is that what the cat in your avatar had to do? The struggles real
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: highc]
#19161018 - 11/19/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My dick, duh.
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: GreySatyr] 2
#19161043 - 11/19/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i'd choose my penis, there are plenty of other drugs i could do.
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#19161046 - 11/19/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd go with my dick. I have two bottles of oxy in my medicine cabinet, one from when I got a root canal and the other from a kidney stone. Got the scripts filled but never touched'em. Not really into opiates
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#19161051 - 11/19/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
xbloodwhipx said: Between a lifetime supply of pure, uncut heroin (and depending on how you use it, may not be that much ) and your penis and testicles/vagina, which would you choose? BTW you can pee without your penis.
I suspect you'd steal the heroin and keep your cock.
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#19161073 - 11/19/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A lifetime supply? You won't live a 'lifetime' with that much heroin.
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Re: If you had to choose... [Re: Space Elf]
#19161105 - 11/19/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Life time supply as in never run out? And what kind of dope?
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xbloodwhipx

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Quote:
luvdemshrooms said:
Quote:
xbloodwhipx said: Between a lifetime supply of pure, uncut heroin (and depending on how you use it, may not be that much ) and your penis and testicles/vagina, which would you choose? BTW you can pee without your penis.
I suspect you'd steal the heroin and keep your cock.
I would certainly steal heroin if i wasnt risking getting shot by a dealer
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