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    #19159648 - 11/19/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm reallly good friends with a feminist, and she told me that her feminist friend really wants to "touch me everywhere in inappropriate places"
Shes super attractive, outgoing, pretty chill, smokes weed. I don't think she wants a relationship, and neither do I

But I feel like shes way outta my league and I'm afraid to lose my virginity. I'm going to suck haha

I broke up with my gf partially because she wasn't putting out. But I'm scared. I feel like something is wrong with me that I don't want to get laid, but then I do


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer] * 4
    #19159692 - 11/19/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Just dont leave home with a fully loaded gun


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19159744 - 11/19/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You've gotta have your first time if you wanna have more times. 

Sounds like this girl wants you bad, go for it.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19160134 - 11/19/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Aw quit stressin man. Just go have fun with a cool chick. If you suck, so what, that's the perfect excuse to do it again :awesomenod:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Lynnch] * 9
    #19160796 - 11/19/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So let me get this straight, a hot chick wants to fuck you and you're afraid???

I really want to give you words of encouragement but...

Grow some balls and fuck that chick dude.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Patlal]
    #19160951 - 11/19/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't even know... something about sex right now just isn't appealing... am I broken :confused:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19161193 - 11/19/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

no you're nervous, do it it'll be awesome


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19161225 - 11/19/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If you regret anything down the road, it could possibly be this if you pass it up. I would go for it.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: brokentv]
    #19161510 - 11/19/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

but what if I regret doing it... i feel like it would just be awkward anyway i'm not the type of dude who just wants to have sex


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19161758 - 11/19/13 08:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

it's an indisputable fact that most first times are awkward as fuck, it's no biggie man, all part of the experience. :thumbup:

go get that pussy, cum in 2 minutes, then fuck her again and crush it for an hour! :wink:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19161950 - 11/19/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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but what if I regret doing it... i feel like it would just be awkward anyway i'm not the type of dude who just wants to have sex




Trust me, you won't regret it.

There's no way you can lose man. This is it! You're a man now!!! Gimme an R, gimme an O, Gimme an L... etc etc.

You get the idea...


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19161966 - 11/19/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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but what if I regret doing it... i feel like it would just be awkward anyway i'm not the type of dude who just wants to have sex




Once you get into the moment man...it won't be awkward.  You make it sound like she's a cool chick, and you are both on the same page.  Just go with the flow, do what feels natural, and you will be golden.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19162077 - 11/19/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The whole idea of sex just  :feelsweirdman: like idk I feel like I'm not man enough for it. I feel like a child

the base of all this is I lack confidence, and am a beta male
I have a low self esteem even though I'm decently good looking and have the world in my hands. I can't get out of my funk and I don't want people to know about it; especially this cool chick


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19162490 - 11/19/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well you have to start somewhere. I feel this is a golden oppurtunity. She hott she wants it. She doesnt want a relationship. Golden!  Someone has to be your first and this is as good as it gets. Think how bad it could be. Could be an ugly chick whos needy and clingy and wont leave you alone. Could be a psycho bitch who freaks over everything. Could be some hoe your ashamed to admit ti fucking. Think of when you do end up in a relationship, do you want to bring some experience to her or still be a virgin? Your going to be nervous and it will prolly be a little awkward the first fee times. This happens to everyone. You say shes out of your league, which clearly isnt true if she wants you. Most guys have to fight hard to get to their first time. And from what im gathering this has practically been laid out for the taking. Its fate man. Meant to be. So man up and do it!  Anything else id add has already been said so ill quote them.

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Just dont leave home with a fully loaded gun




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Sleepwalker said:
You've gotta have your first time if you wanna have more times. 

Sounds like this girl wants you bad, go for it.




Actually every post has good advice so ill quit quoting them. Its your choice bro. You have to make it. And live with it for the rest of your days.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19162813 - 11/19/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't even know... something about sex right now just isn't appealing... am I broken :confused:




Maybe you're gay?


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: deadwk]
    #19162827 - 11/19/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't even know... something about sex right now just isn't appealing... am I broken :confused:




Maybe you're gay?



lol because gay people don't have sex?


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19162855 - 11/19/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:confused:

How's that implying gay people don't have sex? OP is talking about being afraid to lose his virginity to a woman, so he could be gay :shrug:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19162885 - 11/19/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

At least hang out with her and feel her out and stuff as a person. I was the same way  the thing is I passed my opportunity up long ago and now my soul is being crushed trying to make up for it. Do what you feel, just don't let fear be the deciding factor.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: deadwk]
    #19162907 - 11/19/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I highly recommend you just go with the flow op
you might regret not doing this one day
just bring some condoms and have a good time sex is no big deal
I am not the kind of guy that just wants to go get laid either but why not just do it have a few drinks or something man
and try not to overthink about it


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19163617 - 11/20/13 05:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I overthink errything. And I'm not gay. Fuckin always thinking about sex but then the opportunity arrises and I'm like nahhhhhhh.

Shes in my first block I'll show some interest I guess. Keep my foot in the door


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19163649 - 11/20/13 06:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Listen to me tell her you have a crush on her,kiss her when she look's at you...And after some time when you know eachother more you tell har and that you are virgin and everything else...she will die to have you! If she say somthing like -yea right...do the sad face and tell her it's ok if you don't believe me...she is gonna get you...:wink: If you lie and then have sex she will know you are virgin...believe me!Don't lie!She is gonna make you feel comfortable enough to have sex....


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: BU4O]
    #19163670 - 11/20/13 06:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:hugitout: OP

Do it now. I've been in a similar position to you and I fucked up. It involved a hottie in my bed and I could not make the final move to seal the deal. We cuddled but I could not muster up the confidence to go in for the kiss :huxleyfacepalm:


DO ITTTT


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: BU4O]
    #19163678 - 11/20/13 06:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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If you lie and then have sex she will know you are virgin...believe me!Don't lie!She is gonna make you feel comfortable enough to have sex....





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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: deadwk]
    #19164462 - 11/20/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't even know... something about sex right now just isn't appealing... am I broken :confused:




Maybe you're gay?



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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #19164650 - 11/20/13 11:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would tell the woman you're a virgin.
For 1,youll lose a lot of the anxiety of performance because you already more or less told her you may suck at first.
2, some chicks will find that sweet and will love to help you along.
3, just because.

Go fucking hump that chick for 19 seconds, bust a nut, eat her out for 10 to 20 minutes and go again for a longer romp..


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: shLong]
    #19164854 - 11/20/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Performance anxiety... Never understood that. You can't really screw up fucking. Its an in and out game you play with your penis. Her vagina won't see the difference.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Patlal]
    #19165215 - 11/20/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She knows I am a virgin. I didn't even talk to her today. I just don't give a fuck and it would be more awkward now cuz I know what she wants... and I'm the type of guy who won't get hard because I don't know her. I am not an alpha. I hate that my friend told me this. I feel like the whole dynamic of us has changed now that I know she wants the D. If I was ignorant to the fact then I would be on my game. Now its just awkward to talk to her... or even approach her. Hell I don't even feel comfortable making eye contact now.

I may be genophobic. I am over thinking this but I can't help it. This is just too much


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19165266 - 11/20/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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She knows I am a virgin. I didn't even talk to her today. I just don't give a fuck and it would be more awkward now cuz I know what she wants... and I'm the type of guy who won't get hard because I don't know her. I am not an alpha. I hate that my friend told me this. I feel like the whole dynamic of us has changed now that I know she wants the D. If I was ignorant to the fact then I would be on my game. Now its just awkward to talk to her... or even approach her. Hell I don't even feel comfortable making eye contact now.

I may be genophobic. I am over thinking this but I can't help it. This is just too much




Trust me, when she touches your dick, it'll get hard.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19165292 - 11/20/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm getting depressed just thinking about this whole situation. An attractive girl wants to have sex with me. With me. Geeky, introverted, underweight, boring me. And I am throwing it away because every time I get the chance to seal the deal I throw it away. Right now I just want to do it, but when it comes to action I get as far away from the situation as possible.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19165338 - 11/20/13 01:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:shockandawe:  :foreveralone:  :shock:  :hmm:  :uh:  :awewtf: Dude what the fuuuuurck is wrong with you...i cannot help this time if you dont help you'r self...if she is a nice beautiful girl man dive in...


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19165380 - 11/20/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If you don't fuck her you'll regret it at some point in time!!!


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    #19165440 - 11/20/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Knowing me, I really don't think I'm going to do it; I am 85% certain of this

Its really sad that I have to consult an internet forum about this ain't it :lol:...

:sad:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19165452 - 11/20/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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She knows I am a virgin. I didn't even talk to her today. I just don't give a fuck and it would be more awkward now cuz I know what she wants... and I'm the type of guy who won't get hard because I don't know her. I am not an alpha. I hate that my friend told me this. I feel like the whole dynamic of us has changed now that I know she wants the D. If I was ignorant to the fact then I would be on my game. Now its just awkward to talk to her... or even approach her. Hell I don't even feel comfortable making eye contact now.

I may be genophobic. I am over thinking this but I can't help it. This is just too much





Maybe just step away from the situation and let another man get the job done, you're clearly not ready for sexual relations, maybe one day you will be mature enough for sex, some people are never ready for sex their entire lifes and remain celibate.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19165468 - 11/20/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Just talk to her man, you don't HAVE to bang. This way, it might actually happen.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: qman]
    #19165500 - 11/20/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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She knows I am a virgin. I didn't even talk to her today. I just don't give a fuck and it would be more awkward now cuz I know what she wants... and I'm the type of guy who won't get hard because I don't know her. I am not an alpha. I hate that my friend told me this. I feel like the whole dynamic of us has changed now that I know she wants the D. If I was ignorant to the fact then I would be on my game. Now its just awkward to talk to her... or even approach her. Hell I don't even feel comfortable making eye contact now.

I may be genophobic. I am over thinking this but I can't help it. This is just too much





Maybe just step away from the situation and let another man get the job done, you're clearly not ready for sexual relations, maybe one day you will be mature enough for sex, some people are never ready for sex their entire lifes and remain celibate.





This is harsh but true.

OP, are you willing to let another man come in and smash her vagina to pulp, knowing she didnt even want it from that guy?

She is gonna move on man


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Herbologist]
    #19165587 - 11/20/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Let me put it this way for you...Do it for her...don't be stupid...don't be selfish...just go...and let her enjoy you...she will...i can promise you that...


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19165819 - 11/20/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I am not an alpha.



Dude, quit labeling yourself with bullshit created by assholes to make themselves feel better. This whole self depreciating, low self esteem act won't get you anywhere.  You decide for yourself what your self image is and what to outwardly project. You've got some things you don't like about yourself? Fine, change them. You aren't into this girl enough to pursue her? Fine, don't fuck her, no big deal. 
But you kinda have to ask yourself, If you really didn't care, If you really didn't deep down want to be an ace in the sack and jump at the chance to bang this chick, then why did you make this thread?


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19165832 - 11/20/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Knowing me, I really don't think I'm going to do it; I am 85% certain of this

Its really sad that I have to consult an internet forum about this ain't it :lol:...

:sad:




Alright then, if you're not gonna do this, at least give me her number so I can have a shot at it.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Patlal]
    #19165887 - 11/20/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Sigh this thread makes me want to cry. 
Good vibes OP.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Giggle_Grower]
    #19165936 - 11/20/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The more I think about this whole situation the more I wish I would just die (disclaimer: not suicidal). I feel like a fucking waste. My life is nothing like I envisioned it. I'm my own worst enemy. I don't know whats wrong or why I am so sad, but this... this is just tripping me up more so then it should. I'm a mess

I'm just a bitch I know that


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Giggle_Grower]
    #19165967 - 11/20/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The more I think about this whole situation the more I wish I would just die (disclaimer: not suicidal). I feel like a fucking waste. My life is nothing like I envisioned it. I'm my own worst enemy. I don't know whats wrong or why I am so sad, but this... this is just tripping me up more so then it should.

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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19166016 - 11/20/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think you will feel a lot better if you just take the leap...hold your breath and jump...you need to get out of the mindset that you aren't worthy of confidence or a woman.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19166023 - 11/20/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You are what you say you are. So quit labeling yourself negatively. Ive made millions of plans and the only one that works out is getting the trash to the curb on time. Nothing goes accordin to plan.  Thats life.
You are right, you are your own worst enemy. Only you can undermine yourself or let others do it. Theres enough people in the world who will hate on you, dont hate on yourself too.  You have the power to do and be anything you want. Use it.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Giggle_Grower]
    #19166109 - 11/20/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You are what you say you are. So quit labeling yourself negatively. Ive made millions of plans and the only one that works out is getting the trash to the curb on time. Nothing goes accordin to plan.  Thats life.
You are right, you are your own worst enemy. Only you can undermine yourself or let others do it. Theres enough people in the world who will hate on you, dont hate on yourself too.  You have the power to do and be anything you want. Use it.


You are so awesome...this is the truth :awepreciation:And you have no idea how many girls,women are gonna reject you as sex partner or even for a serious relationship:stoned:So go the fuck for her i say :oldman:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: BU4O]
    #19166143 - 11/20/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm just going to get drunk and wallow thanks guys but its not helping


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19166209 - 11/20/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm just going to get drunk and wallow thanks guys but its not helpingim not helping myself



And gettin drunk isnt gonna solve your problem. Tends to make them worse IME. Sending some good vibes your way.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Giggle_Grower]
    #19166233 - 11/20/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I fake it everyday in school because thats what I am told to do. Fake it till you make it. At the end of the day I'm still just as unhappy as ever. I'm just not normal. I can't help myself. Yeah sure, I shouldn't have that attitude... but I have been struggling with on-off depression for 3 uyears. Things should be different by now... how is sex going to change anything? I already know it won't.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19166312 - 11/20/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The whole idea of sex just  :feelsweirdman: like idk I feel like I'm not man enough for it. I feel like a child

the base of all this is I lack confidence, and am a beta male
I have a low self esteem even though I'm decently good looking and have the world in my hands. I can't get out of my funk and I don't want people to know about it; especially this cool chick




Stop it with that beta male bullshit. Everyone feels young on the inside, just go for it. there is no way in hell you will not like it.

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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19166379 - 11/20/13 04:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Depression is a bitch man. Definetly want to try to get that fixed. Theres are many way and there is one that will work for you.
If you fake your way thru the day, why not fake your way through this? What do you have to lose? Beside is it really gonna get any worse?
Man if you want to be different and have a different life, then YOU have to be the one do it. Noone else can. Not your friends. Not your parents and family. Not this chick. Not the guy you barely know. Definetly not any of us here in the shroomery. You are the only one who can change you. If you feel like life is beyind your control, its not. You are the only one who can control it. If its sucks and is not what you want, its because you aren't  controlling it. Not because someone else it. You can start the change right now if you choose to do it. Your choices are what make you. So put down the bottle, grab a pen a paper and write down exactly what you want to changeand hoe you are going to do it. Write it don't  type it. I find this gets it into the mind better. . Copy this list. Read it every day and hang it places you will see it. Then make it happen. It all starts with you.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Giggle_Grower]
    #19166457 - 11/20/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't know what I want. And I don't know if I don't know what I want


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19169280 - 11/21/13 10:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

JUST DO IT.

IF there were ANY down sides to what you are wanting to do, you wouldn't have 3 pages full of people telling you to do it.

Seriously, it doesn't matter the topic, on the shroomery you are always going to get people who oppose the topic of discussion.  This is one of those rare posts that this ISN'T happening.

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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Herbologist]
    #19170317 - 11/21/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I talked to her today... idk how to read women but I mean she is normally not really talkative and relatively apathetic in school but she laughed at the shit I said even though I wasn't funny. I'm just going to keep at it.

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    #19170485 - 11/21/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She obviously likes you bro


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Legend]
    #19172751 - 11/21/13 09:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So she fb messaged me

She broke her side view mirror and asked me for help. I said I will attempt at fixing it and what not. I have no fucking clue how to fix it hahah but I figure a nice temporary duct tape fix will work while I consult the interwebs to find a real fix for it.

So I figure it will end in a sexual favor or me awkwardly walking away hahahaha

Oh boy; lyfe.

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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19172793 - 11/21/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

try to fix it 
its ok to be nervous don't let it stop you if its going to happen have a good time
I am sure she wont judge you or anything sounds like she likes you go hang out with her


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19172815 - 11/21/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you should probably tell her about never having sex before and are kinda nervous and stuff, when it starts heading in that direction, if she likes you and is a decent person i'm sure she'll be more than understanding


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19172994 - 11/21/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I recommend a meditation session before meeting her.


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    #19173012 - 11/21/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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    #19173149 - 11/21/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Listen to the sex with emily podcast.  It helped me know what chicks are looking for and for what I should be doing in bed.

(1) Invite her over for a movie
(2) Drink alcohol together
(3) Make out
(4) Instead of progressing, look at her and tell her to take a shower with you.  Do NOT ask.  She will accept.
(5) Rub some soaps on each other and have fun.  Surreptitiously make sure she is without STDs
(6) Dry each other off and fuck.

I have never been denied this routine a single time.  For a variety of reasons, this seriously works.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: All We Perceive]
    #19173380 - 11/22/13 01:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Listen to the sex with emily podcast.  It helped me know what chicks are looking for and for what I should be doing in bed.

(1) Invite her over for a movie
(2) Drink alcohol together
(3) Make out
(4) Instead of progressing, look at her and tell her to take a shower with you.  Do NOT ask.  She will accept.
(5) Rub some soaps on each other and have fun.  Surreptitiously make sure she is without STDs
(6) Dry each other off and fuck.

I have never been denied this routine a single time.  For a variety of reasons, this seriously works.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: BU4O]
    #19173720 - 11/22/13 05:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You know OP, you don't really "lose" your virginity. You just misplace it inside a vagina. No big deal, right?


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Patlal]
    #19173727 - 11/22/13 05:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This is true, I lost mine for a while but I've passed it around to a few girls and none of them wanted to keep it. 

It's my only true companion these days.  Revirginity is a bitch.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: All We Perceive]
    #19175354 - 11/22/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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nice xmas avi sheekle



Thx
Quote:

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Listen to the sex with emily podcast.  It helped me know what chicks are looking for and for what I should be doing in bed.

(1) Invite her over for a movie
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(5) Rub some soaps on each other and have fun.  Surreptitiously make sure she is without STDs
(6) Dry each other off and fuck.

I have never been denied this routine a single time.  For a variety of reasons, this seriously works.



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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Sheekle]
    #19175624 - 11/22/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Shes so outta my league. There is a weezer concert tomorrow and I want to go and ask her to come but I'm afraid of being too... normal/boring/awkward

Shes a free spirit, and I'm me

Ive never even been to a concert before


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    #19175655 - 11/22/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

THere is no such thing as a league. It isn't football


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Patlal]
    #19175687 - 11/22/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I mean I'm like a quiet boring dude and she is a free spirit. She is always doing something and I'm not. I feel as though she would be bored.


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    #19175699 - 11/22/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I mean I'm like a quiet boring dude and she is a free spirit. She is always doing something and I'm not. I feel as though she would be bored.




She the one that want to fuck you in the first place.

Also, would you stop being such an insecure guy. Quit beating yourself up, confidence is the biggest turn on. Fake it if you don't have it. Pull yourself together man. Your starting to sound pathetic. Grow an ego


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19175709 - 11/22/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I AM PATHETIC THATS WHAT I AM WORRIED ABOUT

What does one do at a weezer concert


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    #19175733 - 11/22/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You listen to music.

Also, all the worries you can think of, how about you cross those bridges if and when you get there


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    #19175742 - 11/22/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

They play tomorrow; I never chilled with her. I'm scared as fuck. It'd be dope though. She likes weezer, I like weezer. I'd bring le gang for the end.


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    #19175973 - 11/22/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you can do it believe in yourself
all you have to do is chill and go have a good time you got this 
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    #19176268 - 11/22/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You ever think maybe the reason you have a low opinion of yourself is that: You've never tried to do anything scary or wild or cool, because you keep telling yourself you're lame and boring?
Just. Go. For. It.
You'll either have a great time, or it'll all blow up in your face. Either way it's way more fun than living in what ifs and regret.


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    #19176273 - 11/22/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You ever think maybe the reason you have a low opinion of yourself is that: You've never tried to do anything scary or wild or cool, because you keep telling yourself you're lame and boring?
Just. Go. For. It.
You'll either have a great time, or it'll all blow up in your face. Either way it's way more fun than living in what ifs and regret.




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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19176897 - 11/22/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Weezer is pretty sick. I saw them back in the day. You'll have a fun time, thats a perfect Idea.


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    #19176927 - 11/22/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Weezer is a fun band.  You'll have fun for sure.  They actually jammed out a bit; I was pleasantly impressed.


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    #19177100 - 11/23/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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What does one do at a weezer concert




bring a joint or two :smirk:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Legend]
    #19177247 - 11/23/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Interesting nite:

Went to open house expecting to see her (Girl A)

Meet one of my best friends (Girl N)

Girl N's friend Girl T is also there since she is the host. Dude K arrives. Dude K is Girl T's boyfriend

Girl A is at a punk rock concert somewhere else with her girl friend(s)

Chill being introverted at house but sinnce these are artsy people I am still "accepted". Awkward moments present (May only be awkward to me? They were all dancy and playing music but I was just sittin there. Only joined in on convos when I felt comfortable which was not often. I'm not an artsy extravert and that was not really a good match with those types of people. Still had fun and hope I can learn something abouut living a better life. Towards the end I started opening up a lil)

Basically chilled around Girl N the entire time since I am already real comfortable around her already (a year)

Girl T and Dude K want to bang, I am to drive N home. Time is 11:30

Steal shit from walmart with N

Go to hookah lounge with N; have deep heart to heart share inner feelings about life and our pasts in psychiatric wards

Drop N off at her house at 2

Drive home thinking about our friendship

Get home, get high >> Proceed to facebook

Girl A facebook messaged me at 12 saying how drunk she is; respond to said messages with "Im high, hope you had fun, I expected to see you tonight." That is not verbatim

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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19177262 - 11/23/13 12:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Debating if I should invite Girl A still to weezer tomorrow morning if the tickets are available; opportunity for sexy times are still opportune

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    #19177265 - 11/23/13 12:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

dont be a puss and hurt the girls feelings. get on that, and go to the concert with her.

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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Legend]
    #19177280 - 11/23/13 01:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How would I heart which girls feelings?


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    #19177306 - 11/23/13 01:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

just go for it.  get busy living or get busy dying brother.  I regret no girl I've fucked.  I regret girls I haven't tried to.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: All We Perceive]
    #19178042 - 11/23/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm going to ask her; I texted her asking if it was alright that I called her:

I just hope it doesn't offend her with the last-minuteness
Its at 8:30 tonight haha:facepalm:


EDIT: Asked her, she wants to go, needs to call off work. I have the tickets in hand now.
I feel like they will let her off

Update:

She can't go :sad:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19178436 - 11/23/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was pretty nervous my first time cuz it was my best friends girlfriend.
It was a good lay, gave me plenty of experience, and now I can get it whenever I want.
I don't talk to either of them anymore and regret nothing. This world is yours dude, take advantage of opportunities such as this.


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    #19178672 - 11/23/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Steal shit from walmart with N



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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: All We Perceive]
    #19179019 - 11/23/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Listen to the sex with emily podcast.  It helped me know what chicks are looking for and for what I should be doing in bed.

(1) Invite her over for a movie
(2) Drink alcohol together
(3) Make out
(4) Instead of progressing, look at her and tell her to take a shower with you.  Do NOT ask.  She will accept.
(5) Rub some soaps on each other and have fun.  Surreptitiously make sure she is without STDs
(6) Dry each other off and fuck.

I have never been denied this routine a single time.  For a variety of reasons, this seriously works.



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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19179419 - 11/23/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

@op

are you on any ssri's for that depression?

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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19182928 - 11/24/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm going to ask her; I texted her asking if it was alright that I called her:

I just hope it doesn't offend her with the last-minuteness
Its at 8:30 tonight haha:facepalm:


EDIT: Asked her, she wants to go, needs to call off work. I have the tickets in hand now.
I feel like they will let her off

Update:

She can't go :sad:



Dang. Welp, shoulda called her sooner.

Your next move is to ask her out again. She now owes you a date since she couldn't make it the other night :gethigh:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Lynnch]
    #19183019 - 11/24/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Went with friend N, had blast
Girl A texted me saying she would make it up to me and show me concerts and smoke with me today
Idk if that is actually happening haha

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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19183640 - 11/24/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

just wondering ssri's will kill a sex drive


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: aysen]
    #19184001 - 11/24/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dude I haven't gotten a stiff in like a week  :tinfoil:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19184015 - 11/24/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you need to un-repress all of the sickest nastiest things you wanna do sexually; then :whacker:









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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19195682 - 11/27/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck last night was baaaadddd
I got cock blocked and then clammed up
Shit was bad

Basically I chilled with her and her friends most of the day, then at the end got high with her and her friends, I could feel the sexual tension. Friend N I know likes me and she was there and she didn't get high and knew where it would probably lead so she got us out of the house and then shit hit the fan with her friend and we got back and it was a major buzz kill so we just passed out at like 7 and then I went home when I woke up
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19195883 - 11/27/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

why don't you just invite her over to your place for a movie? just you two instead of all of her friends or all of your friends.

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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19195905 - 11/27/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It's never a bad idea to show a small amount of interest, but be careful, girls don't like desperate.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Shroomteck]
    #19195943 - 11/27/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Shes into promiscuous sex and changing up sex partners. Not a movie haha I learned a lot about her. Its not going to work out other than a hook up and I'm pretty sure I missed my shot yesterday

Oh, and I haven't gotten hard in like 2 weeks, even when watching really good porn :derp: fuckckkk


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19195988 - 11/27/13 11:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Lol dude, you're so negative. You asked her to a show once, and then hung out with her and her friends, and call that missing your shot?
I can't tell you how many times I've thought 'eh, it'll never happen/she has a bf/shes not into me' and then boom, it happens.
Why aren't you bangin N?


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Lynnch]
    #19196007 - 11/27/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Unattractive (to me) and emotionally unstable, plus we are good friends and I don't want to fuck that up either. I'm just not going to let it get to me even though it really is... The girl I wanted was literally throwing herself at me, and I was way too scared. I'm so quiet and socially awkward and introverted vs their crazyness.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer] * 1
    #19196128 - 11/27/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Consult a professional about your..... situation.
$100-150.
Try backpage.com

It's your only hope I fear.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: shLong]
    #19196419 - 11/27/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

fuck that man; that I WOULD regret


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    #19196450 - 11/27/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well sure with that attitude....


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19196471 - 11/27/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm kind of in the same boat. I had a girl that went from being extremely interested to straight cold and ignoring me in no time for no good reason. Other than probably finding another dude who she was banging the whole time. It's tough just don't give up or beat your self up over women.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: brokentv]
    #19196486 - 11/27/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Shes into promiscuous sex and changing up sex partners. Not a movie haha I learned a lot about her. Its not going to work out other than a hook up and I'm pretty sure I missed my shot yesterday

Oh, and I haven't gotten hard in like 2 weeks, even when watching really good porn :derp: fuckckkk



I don't think you understood my post man, you don't actually watch a movie, and she would know what you meant if you asked.

and if she is so into promiscuous sex, then you could probably just straight up tell her you want to fuck.

It isn't hard man.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19196581 - 11/27/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

He just did 85% of your work...
Go ask her to fuck you.
What's the worse that'll happen? "no!"


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: shLong]
    #19196594 - 11/27/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OP, PM me your name, her name and her phone number and a time in which you'll be available..
I'll set this fucking shit up if you won't...


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: shLong]
    #19196667 - 11/27/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She has another dude she is trying to bang on friday at a show. I'm just going to sit on this now

Sorry to disappoint shLong :tongue2:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19196672 - 11/27/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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He just did 85% of your work...
Go ask her to fuck you.
What's the worse that'll happen? "no!"



shit, maybe she should fuck ME then. :lol:
Quote:

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She has another dude she is trying to bang on friday at a show. I'm just going to sit on this now

Sorry to disappoint shLong :tongue2:



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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19196686 - 11/27/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So...Bang her Thursday


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    #19196714 - 11/27/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Never gonna get laid with that attitude.





Oh I know; but that ain't me man. I can't do it I'm not comfortable just fucking randomly I guess. I'm not saying I need to be in a relationship, but I need to at least be semi-comfortable around her. Or drunk.

I was so anxious yesterday and I know that added to my... penis problem...


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19197317 - 11/27/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You're a virgin... You don't even know if you can't just get up and bone. But I suggest not going for a loose girl for your first time. Idk I just remember my first. Wish I stayed on talking terms with her. She gave head like a champ with a smile, and was a virgin too. I think she gave lotsa head though. Apparently she had to ask a mutual guy friend that night how to give me a blowjob though lol

Anyways, I think I'm aloing side you. I haven't gotten laid in like a year now. It sucks man. But, on the bright side, after community college I will be attending ASU and so it will be so much secks I will have to complain about too much blonde girl muff.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Atrium]
    #19197343 - 11/27/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think you two should connect more in an intellectual way first... just chill together in eachothers arms when you are a little philodofical and speak and communicate.. you will see how everything else comes natural..


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Lynnch]
    #19197545 - 11/27/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Lol dude, you're so negative. You asked her to a show once, and then hung out with her and her friends, and call that missing your shot?
I can't tell you how many times I've thought 'eh, it'll never happen/she has a bf/shes not into me' and then boom, it happens.
Why aren't you bangin N?




Yeah, for sure.  Like other things in life, proximity of 98% of victory.  With the entire male gender looking to bone, you usually have to put in some effort.


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    #19197565 - 11/27/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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With the entire male gender looking to bone



Not so sure OP is looking to bone anymore... :ifyoucanawe:
I mean, it sounded like it at first, but now I'm not so sure.

Losing your V-card takes  blood, sweat, and tears...No sure if OP is up to the task.

I stole my dad's truck at 2 a.m. and drove quite a ways North to bang this chick I met online in 1999 or so...
Got in a dickload of trouble, but ya know what, I came home with pussy juice drying on my balls :feelsgoodman:

PROVE ME WRONG, BUD!!!
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: shLong]
    #19198196 - 11/27/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Your absolutely right. My soul is pretty much dead with the work i've put into this girl over the past month. In the end I got absolutely nothing but a shitty case of oneitis. :knockmeonmyass:


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    #19198276 - 11/27/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It happens to the best of us...

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Legend]
    #19199428 - 11/28/13 05:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

We chilled last night. Progress

She got out of work and was hinting that she wanted to chill
I picked her up, we talked and smoked, then went downstairs and watched its always sunny. Idk if what I did was correct but we justr chilled and laughed and talked and we were leaning on each other and at the end we connected I feel like.

She had my drug rug on and she took it home. I was like this gives me an excuse to chill with you your trapped and she said she was ok with that and that she was happy we chilled and that next time we are getting drunk

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    #19199452 - 11/28/13 06:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She likes you.  Keep doing what you're doing.


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    #19199487 - 11/28/13 06:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19199508 - 11/28/13 06:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Very good next time kiss her! I only get that... getting drunk=getting sex you idiot:grin::awesomenod::hehehe:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: BU4O]
    #19200352 - 11/28/13 11:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:cheers: have some drinks :yesnod: just make sure you don't get really drunk


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19200712 - 11/28/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OP, let me understand a few things here

This girl you're considering banging, does she know you're a virgin? Do you know if she likes/dislikes virgins? Depending on her age/mood/experience, she might find it a waste of her time, or a completely awesome project. You should try to find out her thoughts on this stuff.

Also, there's that progression that goes friendly skin contact -> slightly more erotic skin contact -> kissing / making out etc -> sex.

Depending on where you are on this progression, I would only worry about the next phase, not about the end game. Like if you haven't given her a good oily naked massage yet, I wouldn't bother with whether my dick is working or not. That's how you build comfort on both sides, take things one step at a time.

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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Spacerific]
    #19201150 - 11/28/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

IME, rubs and such usually end in sex... So, it would be connected that evening...


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    #19201228 - 11/28/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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We chilled last night. Progress

She got out of work and was hinting that she wanted to chill
I picked her up, we talked and smoked, then went downstairs and watched its always sunny. Idk if what I did was correct but we justr chilled and laughed and talked and we were leaning on each other and at the end we connected I feel like.

She had my drug rug on and she took it home. I was like this gives me an excuse to chill with you your trapped and she said she was ok with that and that she was happy we chilled and that next time we are getting drunk

Did I do good? She also wants to do shrooms wit me  :awepreciation:




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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19202530 - 11/28/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She knows I am a virgin, and expressed her view on taking virginities (which is a negative to her) but I feel like shes up for the challenge


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19202586 - 11/28/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

a check back into this thread turn positive.  all sounds well.

OP - you ever offer to give lady massages, little one or full body?  a very good was to get comfortable with the lady your with.


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    #19203680 - 11/29/13 05:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Uhhh

:awejeez:  Done

I lasted a long time because I couldn't get 100%; nerves man that was bad ahaha
she said she really enjoyed it though, and wants to do it more. I feel kinda weird though because I didn't use a condom, when I offered she said they sucked and she was on bc

Now what oh everwise shroomery gurus


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19203689 - 11/29/13 06:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Good for you :wink:


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19203697 - 11/29/13 06:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Uhhh

:awejeez:  Done

I lasted a long time because I couldn't get 100%; nerves man that was bad ahaha
she said she really enjoyed it though, and wants to do it more. I feel kinda weird though because I didn't use a condom, when I offered she said they sucked and she was on bc

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Re: Lost virginity [Re: jboredone]
    #19203755 - 11/29/13 06:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:highfive:
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Re: Lost virginity [Re: shLong]
    #19203812 - 11/29/13 07:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This thread =  :trolldance:


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19203887 - 11/29/13 07:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dude the golden rule use a condom!


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    #19203888 - 11/29/13 07:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19203921 - 11/29/13 08:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Roflspammer said:
Uhhh

:awejeez:  Done

I lasted a long time because I couldn't get 100%; nerves man that was bad ahaha
she said she really enjoyed it though, and wants to do it more. I feel kinda weird though because I didn't use a condom, when I offered she said they sucked and she was on bc

Now what oh everwise shroomery gurus



Dude use a condom.  That's dumb.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: pwnasaurus] * 1
    #19203939 - 11/29/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Congrats on the work well done.

Enjoy the herpes and your daughter in 9 months


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19204002 - 11/29/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Roflspammer said:
Uhhh

:awejeez:  Done

I lasted a long time because I couldn't get 100%; nerves man that was bad ahaha
she said she really enjoyed it though, and wants to do it more. I feel kinda weird though because I didn't use a condom, when I offered she said they sucked and she was on bc

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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer] * 1
    #19204005 - 11/29/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Shes into promiscuous sex and changing up sex partners.



Quote:

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I didn't use a condom



Well at least you were smart and thought things through :lol:

Enjoy :satansmoking:


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    #19204015 - 11/29/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mushroom_sandwich said:
Quote:

Roflspammer said:
Uhhh

:awejeez:  Done

I lasted a long time because I couldn't get 100%; nerves man that was bad ahaha
she said she really enjoyed it though, and wants to do it more. I feel kinda weird though because I didn't use a condom, when I offered she said they sucked and she was on bc

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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Patlal]
    #19204025 - 11/29/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:highfive: Patlal

I was getting stressed or some shit over this thread, I only wanted him  to succeed like any other parent would. :cheers:


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Spacerific]
    #19204026 - 11/29/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Shes on birth control... nothing I can do about it now :rolleyes:
it was rad though


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19204032 - 11/29/13 08:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Shes on birth control... nothing I can do about it now :rolleyes:
it was rad though



my first and several others were the same and I'm fine!
I only switched to condoms after almost getting a girl preggers


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19204139 - 11/29/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

Roflspammer said:
Shes on birth control... nothing I can do about it now :rolleyes:
it was rad though



my first and several others were the same and I'm fine!
I only switched to condoms after almost getting a girl preggers




I was half chubbing it, no way a condom would have worked anyway sooo :shrug:


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19204171 - 11/29/13 09:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

my gf was on birth control too....We have an 8yr old now.....:cheers:


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: jboredone]
    #19204183 - 11/29/13 09:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I bet she was not taking it properly.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19204193 - 11/29/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I bet she was not taking it properly.



well yeah....:lmafo:


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    #19204319 - 11/29/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I have almost never used a condom unless I know she is dirty or promiscuous. And I have only had one trip to a free clinic as a result.

pretty good i figure.

hold that head up high op not only did you lose it. But it sounds like your going to keep losing it.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19204435 - 11/29/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If youre going to bareback a chick atleast get a vasectomy first. Theres already enough retarded kids in the world.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19204437 - 11/29/13 10:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:highfive1:


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: i like cow poo]
    #19204487 - 11/29/13 11:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

i like cow poo said:
If youre going to bareback a chick atleast get a vasectomy first. Theres already enough retarded kids in the world.



She's on BC.  The issue is STDs.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: pwnasaurus] * 1
    #19204493 - 11/29/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

i like cow poo said:
If youre going to bareback a chick atleast get a vasectomy first. Theres already enough retarded kids in the world.



She's on BC.  The issue is STDs.




Also OP is like 18 years old. At least give him a chance to think about having kids or not before talking about snipping his balls.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19204494 - 11/29/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Roflspammer said:
Quote:

mushroom_sandwich said:
Quote:

Roflspammer said:
Shes on birth control... nothing I can do about it now :rolleyes:
it was rad though



my first and several others were the same and I'm fine!
I only switched to condoms after almost getting a girl preggers




I was half chubbing it, no way a condom would have worked anyway sooo :shrug:



Say what now? Kindly explain this action or situation in more detail.

I see no obvious way in which a super thin condom would have changed the mechanics of the interaction in any way.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19204550 - 11/29/13 11:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:justastonishing: Great job it may not be a big deal now, but i'll tell you it sucks being a virgin later in life, it messes with your head.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: brokentv]
    #19204580 - 11/29/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I am happy for you good job lol :datass:


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19204836 - 11/29/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Righteous!  don't get all hung up on condoms.  how do you feel the sunshine all dressed in clothing?  all me ladies and I have agreed rubbers are lame.  just be smart, get tested and have them get tested.

highly recommend, exchanging full body massages.  very much a sensual experience opening channels of the body for the better.

let the balling begin!


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #19204980 - 11/29/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

when i saw this i was like "WHAAAA~!!!!!" :gameover:

OP, dude, you WIN!


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #19205107 - 11/29/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Haha thanks shroomery. I owe this site a great debt.

Best site on the interwebs


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19205278 - 11/29/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

congratz dude :hi5:


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Trippinhighman]
    #19205539 - 11/29/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

[X]  Delivery
[  ]  Digiorno

Well done, op. 

credit Dark_Star for the above.. I saw him do that once and I laughed, so I copjed


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    #19205596 - 11/29/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry boys but pics or it didn't happen.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Mad Season]
    #19205717 - 11/29/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This doesn't even sound the least bit like a troll thread wtf :lol:

I had a problem, shroomery gave me the courage to fix it


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19205906 - 11/29/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I only recently started viewing this forum, and this is a pleasant entry. Congratulations OP. If she enjoyed it, and it was your first delivery, then I can only imagine her appreciation after a few more rounds of experience.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Microppose]
    #19206795 - 11/29/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was like at 70% and she seemed really sincere when she said it was really good for a first time. Idk why I couldn't get to 100% :rocket:


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19207138 - 11/30/13 01:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:mushroom2: :mushroom:


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    #19207224 - 11/30/13 02:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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I was like at 70% and she seemed really sincere when she said it was really good for a first time. Idk why I couldn't get to 100% :rocket:




Most guys are pretty nervous their first time, it's not uncommon to have some sort of issue with Johnny Jr. 

Be glad you had any blood flow at all.  Some of us weren't so lucky.  :facepalm:


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    #19209454 - 11/30/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Congrats for pulling through RP.

Protip:  Never bust in a chick who alleges to be on birth control unless you're in a relationship.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: All We Perceive]
    #19210620 - 11/30/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm afraid I won't get hard the next time and I know that I'm my own worst enemy when it comes to performance anxiety... I still can't really get hard unless I am watching porn which is discouraging... I barely jack it ever as a result.
What is a possible solution to my problem?


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19210666 - 11/30/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

viagra

but you don't need that you will be fine just try and live a healthy life style or keep doing it

have her make it go up


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19211361 - 12/01/13 06:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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I'm afraid I won't get hard the next time and I know that I'm my own worst enemy when it comes to performance anxiety... I still can't really get hard unless I am watching porn which is discouraging... I barely jack it ever as a result.
What is a possible solution to my problem?



Start spending more naked massage fun-in-the-sun time with girls, then there's no pressure. Just go for naked time and fun and skin contact, not necessarily fucking. I have yet to hear a girl complain about long oily massages done right.

Fingers lips and tongue are your friends, read up, ask and explore about what your girls like.

Also, blowjobs seem to bring on erections pretty reliably for most people, most of the time.


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Re: Lost virginity [Re: Spacerific]
    #19211408 - 12/01/13 07:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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blowjobs seem to bring on erections pretty reliably for most people, most of the time.





^^^seems like the best option to cure you of your "problem"


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