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Patlal
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: BU4O]
#19173720 - 11/22/13 05:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You know OP, you don't really "lose" your virginity. You just misplace it inside a vagina. No big deal, right?
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Patlal]
#19173727 - 11/22/13 05:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is true, I lost mine for a while but I've passed it around to a few girls and none of them wanted to keep it.
It's my only true companion these days. Revirginity is a bitch.
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(1) Invite her over for a movie (2) Drink alcohol together (3) Make out (4) Instead of progressing, look at her and tell her to take a shower with you. Do NOT ask. She will accept. (5) Rub some soaps on each other and have fun. Surreptitiously make sure she is without STDs (6) Dry each other off and fuck.
I have never been denied this routine a single time. For a variety of reasons, this seriously works.
I dont think you can always physically see if someone has STD's
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Sheekle]
#19175624 - 11/22/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shes so outta my league. There is a weezer concert tomorrow and I want to go and ask her to come but I'm afraid of being too... normal/boring/awkward
Shes a free spirit, and I'm me
Ive never even been to a concert before
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Patlal
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer] 2
#19175655 - 11/22/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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THere is no such thing as a league. It isn't football
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Patlal]
#19175687 - 11/22/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I mean I'm like a quiet boring dude and she is a free spirit. She is always doing something and I'm not. I feel as though she would be bored.
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Patlal
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19175699 - 11/22/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Roflspammer said: I mean I'm like a quiet boring dude and she is a free spirit. She is always doing something and I'm not. I feel as though she would be bored.
She the one that want to fuck you in the first place.
Also, would you stop being such an insecure guy. Quit beating yourself up, confidence is the biggest turn on. Fake it if you don't have it. Pull yourself together man. Your starting to sound pathetic. Grow an ego
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19175709 - 11/22/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I AM PATHETIC THATS WHAT I AM WORRIED ABOUT
What does one do at a weezer concert
Edited by Roflspammer (11/22/13 05:27 PM)
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Patlal
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19175733 - 11/22/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You listen to music.
Also, all the worries you can think of, how about you cross those bridges if and when you get there
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Patlal]
#19175742 - 11/22/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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They play tomorrow; I never chilled with her. I'm scared as fuck. It'd be dope though. She likes weezer, I like weezer. I'd bring le gang for the end.
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19175973 - 11/22/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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you can do it believe in yourself all you have to do is chill and go have a good time you got this whats wrong with being normal or what is normal in the first place
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You ever think maybe the reason you have a low opinion of yourself is that: You've never tried to do anything scary or wild or cool, because you keep telling yourself you're lame and boring? Just. Go. For. It. You'll either have a great time, or it'll all blow up in your face. Either way it's way more fun than living in what ifs and regret.
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Lynnch]
#19176273 - 11/22/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lynnch said: You ever think maybe the reason you have a low opinion of yourself is that: You've never tried to do anything scary or wild or cool, because you keep telling yourself you're lame and boring? Just. Go. For. It. You'll either have a great time, or it'll all blow up in your face. Either way it's way more fun than living in what ifs and regret.
Even if it blows up in your face, at least you'll have a story to tell
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19176897 - 11/22/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Weezer is pretty sick. I saw them back in the day. You'll have a fun time, thats a perfect Idea.
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: brokentv]
#19176927 - 11/22/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Weezer is a fun band. You'll have fun for sure. They actually jammed out a bit; I was pleasantly impressed.
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19177100 - 11/23/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Roflspammer said:
What does one do at a weezer concert
bring a joint or two
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Legend]
#19177247 - 11/23/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Interesting nite:
Went to open house expecting to see her (Girl A)
Meet one of my best friends (Girl N)
Girl N's friend Girl T is also there since she is the host. Dude K arrives. Dude K is Girl T's boyfriend
Girl A is at a punk rock concert somewhere else with her girl friend(s)
Chill being introverted at house but sinnce these are artsy people I am still "accepted". Awkward moments present (May only be awkward to me? They were all dancy and playing music but I was just sittin there. Only joined in on convos when I felt comfortable which was not often. I'm not an artsy extravert and that was not really a good match with those types of people. Still had fun and hope I can learn something abouut living a better life. Towards the end I started opening up a lil)
Basically chilled around Girl N the entire time since I am already real comfortable around her already (a year)
Girl T and Dude K want to bang, I am to drive N home. Time is 11:30
Steal shit from walmart with N
Go to hookah lounge with N; have deep heart to heart share inner feelings about life and our pasts in psychiatric wards
Drop N off at her house at 2
Drive home thinking about our friendship
Get home, get high >> Proceed to facebook
Girl A facebook messaged me at 12 saying how drunk she is; respond to said messages with "Im high, hope you had fun, I expected to see you tonight." That is not verbatim
Post on shroomery Still not laid
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19177262 - 11/23/13 12:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Debating if I should invite Girl A still to weezer tomorrow morning if the tickets are available; opportunity for sexy times are still opportune
Really would like a relationship
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19177265 - 11/23/13 12:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dont be a puss and hurt the girls feelings. get on that, and go to the concert with her.
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Legend]
#19177280 - 11/23/13 01:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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How would I heart which girls feelings?
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