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OfflineRoflspammer
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I delivered: Virginity = gone
    #19159648 - 11/19/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm reallly good friends with a feminist, and she told me that her feminist friend really wants to "touch me everywhere in inappropriate places"
Shes super attractive, outgoing, pretty chill, smokes weed. I don't think she wants a relationship, and neither do I

But I feel like shes way outta my league and I'm afraid to lose my virginity. I'm going to suck haha

I broke up with my gf partially because she wasn't putting out. But I'm scared. I feel like something is wrong with me that I don't want to get laid, but then I do


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer] * 4
    #19159692 - 11/19/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just dont leave home with a fully loaded gun


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19159744 - 11/19/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You've gotta have your first time if you wanna have more times. 

Sounds like this girl wants you bad, go for it.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19160134 - 11/19/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Aw quit stressin man. Just go have fun with a cool chick. If you suck, so what, that's the perfect excuse to do it again :awesomenod:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Lynnch] * 9
    #19160796 - 11/19/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So let me get this straight, a hot chick wants to fuck you and you're afraid???

I really want to give you words of encouragement but...

Grow some balls and fuck that chick dude.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Patlal]
    #19160951 - 11/19/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't even know... something about sex right now just isn't appealing... am I broken :confused:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19161193 - 11/19/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

no you're nervous, do it it'll be awesome


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19161225 - 11/19/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you regret anything down the road, it could possibly be this if you pass it up. I would go for it.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: brokentv]
    #19161510 - 11/19/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

but what if I regret doing it... i feel like it would just be awkward anyway i'm not the type of dude who just wants to have sex


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19161758 - 11/19/13 08:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

it's an indisputable fact that most first times are awkward as fuck, it's no biggie man, all part of the experience. :thumbup:

go get that pussy, cum in 2 minutes, then fuck her again and crush it for an hour! :wink:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19161950 - 11/19/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Roflspammer said:
but what if I regret doing it... i feel like it would just be awkward anyway i'm not the type of dude who just wants to have sex




Trust me, you won't regret it.

There's no way you can lose man. This is it! You're a man now!!! Gimme an R, gimme an O, Gimme an L... etc etc.

You get the idea...


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19161966 - 11/19/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Roflspammer said:
but what if I regret doing it... i feel like it would just be awkward anyway i'm not the type of dude who just wants to have sex




Once you get into the moment man...it won't be awkward.  You make it sound like she's a cool chick, and you are both on the same page.  Just go with the flow, do what feels natural, and you will be golden.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19162077 - 11/19/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The whole idea of sex just  :feelsweirdman: like idk I feel like I'm not man enough for it. I feel like a child

the base of all this is I lack confidence, and am a beta male
I have a low self esteem even though I'm decently good looking and have the world in my hands. I can't get out of my funk and I don't want people to know about it; especially this cool chick


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19162490 - 11/19/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well you have to start somewhere. I feel this is a golden oppurtunity. She hott she wants it. She doesnt want a relationship. Golden!  Someone has to be your first and this is as good as it gets. Think how bad it could be. Could be an ugly chick whos needy and clingy and wont leave you alone. Could be a psycho bitch who freaks over everything. Could be some hoe your ashamed to admit ti fucking. Think of when you do end up in a relationship, do you want to bring some experience to her or still be a virgin? Your going to be nervous and it will prolly be a little awkward the first fee times. This happens to everyone. You say shes out of your league, which clearly isnt true if she wants you. Most guys have to fight hard to get to their first time. And from what im gathering this has practically been laid out for the taking. Its fate man. Meant to be. So man up and do it!  Anything else id add has already been said so ill quote them.

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Herbologist said:
Just dont leave home with a fully loaded gun




Quote:

Sleepwalker said:
You've gotta have your first time if you wanna have more times. 

Sounds like this girl wants you bad, go for it.




Actually every post has good advice so ill quit quoting them. Its your choice bro. You have to make it. And live with it for the rest of your days.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19162813 - 11/19/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Roflspammer said:
I don't even know... something about sex right now just isn't appealing... am I broken :confused:




Maybe you're gay?


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: deadwk]
    #19162827 - 11/19/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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thedeadwalkk said:
Quote:

Roflspammer said:
I don't even know... something about sex right now just isn't appealing... am I broken :confused:




Maybe you're gay?



lol because gay people don't have sex?


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19162855 - 11/19/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:confused:

How's that implying gay people don't have sex? OP is talking about being afraid to lose his virginity to a woman, so he could be gay :shrug:


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19162885 - 11/19/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

At least hang out with her and feel her out and stuff as a person. I was the same way  the thing is I passed my opportunity up long ago and now my soul is being crushed trying to make up for it. Do what you feel, just don't let fear be the deciding factor.


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: deadwk]
    #19162907 - 11/19/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I highly recommend you just go with the flow op
you might regret not doing this one day
just bring some condoms and have a good time sex is no big deal
I am not the kind of guy that just wants to go get laid either but why not just do it have a few drinks or something man
and try not to overthink about it


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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19163617 - 11/20/13 05:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I overthink errything. And I'm not gay. Fuckin always thinking about sex but then the opportunity arrises and I'm like nahhhhhhh.

Shes in my first block I'll show some interest I guess. Keep my foot in the door


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