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Would you rather....
    #19159361 - 11/19/13 12:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Would you rather be stoned to death in Iran, slowly and painfully, then have a paradise like afterlife filled with beautiful women of your choice and an all you can eat buffet of drugs?


Or would you rather die peacefully in a euphoric haze surrounded by loved ones but there is no afterlife just eternal darkness?


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: 28064212]
    #19159381 - 11/19/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

stoned



hey fractal.... i hear some angry black man called u the other night :lol:


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: P-O]
    #19159402 - 11/19/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

eternal party

as long as i don't have to suck God's dick for crack


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: 28064212]
    #19159412 - 11/19/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

this is a stupid question


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: 28064212]
    #19159413 - 11/19/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Surely, I'd like to be stoned and then enjoy the drug buffet. :grin:


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: Vats of Blood]
    #19159417 - 11/19/13 12:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Vats of Blood said:
this is a stupid question




And I have to agree. Eternity > One time death


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: Larabar]
    #19159436 - 11/19/13 12:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Larabar said:
Quote:

Vats of Blood said:
this is a stupid question




And I have to agree. Eternity > One time death



indeed but

the condemned aren't generally stoned in Iran, they are hung from industrial cranes.


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: P-O] * 1
    #19159449 - 11/19/13 12:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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PostiveOutlook said:
stoned



hey fractal.... i hear some angry black man called u the other night :lol:






:rofl:


WAS THAT YOU?!?!?!?


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: 28064212]
    #19159473 - 11/19/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

As long as I don't have to have sex with 72 virgins. That sounds awful. "Oh... What do I do now? Am I doing it right? That huuuurts."


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: 28064212]
    #19159474 - 11/19/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Stoned by loved ones then eternal darkness


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: koods]
    #19159480 - 11/19/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

haha!

i remember asking the girl i lost my virginity to (hers too) if it hurt, and she said no... made me kinda sad really :frown:


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: The Shape]
    #19159526 - 11/19/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

That must have been PO or someone else from the Growery

Love those crazy fucks:rofl2:


:volcano:
That 1st bag of vapor in the morning is so euphoricly jizztastic
:vaped:


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: 28064212]
    #19159543 - 11/19/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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28064212 said:
:volcano:
That 1st bag of vapor in the morning is so euphoricly jizztastic
:vaped:



i h8 u :frown:


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: 28064212]
    #19159544 - 11/19/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Would u rather fuck a sandpaper pussy or get fucked by a sandpaper dick?


Edited by Magicman69 (11/19/13 12:55 PM)


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: 28064212]
    #19159581 - 11/19/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I feel like getting stoned to death wouldn't be that painful of a way to die. Assuming they use fairly large rocks, a sharp hit to the temple would pretty much render you unconscious. It's definitely not a pleasant way to die but y'know, it could be MUCH MUCH worse.

I'd take 10 minutes of brutality for eternal bliss and pleasure any day!


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: Magicman69] * 2
    #19159586 - 11/19/13 01:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Magicman69 said:
Would u rather fuck a sandpaper pussy or get fucked by a sandpaper dick?




good question, let me meditate on this


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: Vats of Blood]
    #19159593 - 11/19/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Vats of Blood said:
this is a stupid question




i have to agree, the parameters are arbitrary to the max...


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: g00ru]
    #19159645 - 11/19/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

how much sex with hot chicks and drugs was there in the scenario where you die peacefully?

i'm just commenting to say that a harem of hot naked chicks that worshiped your penis all day every day would be like...  the best thing ever.


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: Magicman69]
    #19159662 - 11/19/13 01:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
Would u rather fuck a sandpaper pussy or get fucked by a sandpaper dick?





:philososloth:


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: stimpson]
    #19159664 - 11/19/13 01:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you just gotta showcase that big dick...



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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: 28064212]
    #19159823 - 11/19/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Peacefully with eternal darkness.


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: Vats of Blood]
    #19159827 - 11/19/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Why is a family hour podcast only 8 minutes long?


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: koods]
    #19159872 - 11/19/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

its just the first part of that episode.


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: Vats of Blood]
    #19159998 - 11/19/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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haha!

i remember asking the girl i lost my virginity to (hers too) if it hurt, and she said no... made me kinda sad really :frown:



:rofl2:


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: 28064212]
    #19160040 - 11/19/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

eternal darkness sounds quiet. i think i 'd choose that one. the first choice sounds like it would lead to eternal suffering anyway.


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Re: Would you rather.... [Re: Magicman69]
    #19160122 - 11/19/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Would u rather fuck a sandpaper pussy or get fucked by a sandpaper dick?





Both at the same time :naughty:


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