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The school teachers you've had over the years.
    #19156766 - 11/18/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

any great ones?, bad ones?, hot ones? :derfase:


one that i can remember was a teacher i had in 8th grade. he was very strict but very funny and cool at the same time. his slogan, and he would repeat it many times, was "i can be your best friend, or i can be your worst nightmare" or some shit like that. basically if you did all the work and weren't slacking off you were on his good side. but if you were like me and never did the work he would make you the center of attention whenever you didn't bring your homework, he was a scary looking dude when you were on his bad side. he would also makes us run laps around the school field. the dude was funny as hell though :lol: and really chill, and a very good teacher who really did care about his students and really put the effort to help you succeed. :thumbup:

i also had a few hot teachers. :yesnod:


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: zZZz]
    #19156792 - 11/18/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I had one teacher in primary school who was always looking after me. High school there was a lot of ass hole teachers that looked completely miserable, but there was some there that genuinely wanted to help the kids.


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: zZZz]
    #19156793 - 11/18/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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zZZz said:
any great ones?, bad ones?, hot ones? :derfase:


one that i can remember was a teacher i had in 8th grade. he was very strict but very funny and cool at the same time. his slogan, and he would repeat it many times, was "i can be your best friend, or i can be your worst nightmare" or some shit like that. basically if you did all the work and weren't slacking off you were on his good side. but if you were like me and never did the work he would make you the center of attention whenever you didn't bring your homework, he was a scary looking dude when you were on his bad side. he would also makes us run laps around the school field. the dude was funny as hell though :lol: and really chill, and a very good teacher who really did care about his students and really put the effort to help you succeed. :thumbup:





Sorry, but that guy sounds like a raging asshole. Teachers shouldn't be their students' friends. Then again, middle school is a FEMA camp for idiots, and that idiotic disciplinary strategy might work with idiots.


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: zZZz]
    #19156800 - 11/18/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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zZZz said:
any great ones?, bad ones?, hot ones? :derfase:


one that i can remember was a teacher i had in 8th grade. he was very strict but very funny and cool at the same time. his slogan, and he would repeat it many times, was "i can be your best friend, or i can be your worst nightmare" or some shit like that. basically if you did all the work and weren't slacking off you were on his good side. but if you were like me and never did the work he would make you the center of attention whenever you didn't bring your homework, he was a scary looking dude when you were on his bad side. he would also makes us run laps around the school field. the dude was funny as hell though :lol: and really chill, and a very good teacher who really did care about his students and really put the effort to help you succeed. :thumbup:

i also had a few hot teachers. :yesnod:




hahahaha!

I had a dickhead teacher like that too!

I had 2 hot teachers. 1 of them was REALLY hot! I must have fapped to that thought quite a lot baack in the day.


I also had a cool teacher who showed me that i wasn't a shitty brain and put me on the path to learning. If it wasn't for him i'd be quite the fuck up righ tnow.


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: zZZz]
    #19156817 - 11/18/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

In 10th grade, we got a new math teacher.

The third day of school, I was riding the subway home, and I heard a couple of guys from a different school discussing this teacher that they had the previous year who would sneak out to his van in between classes and smoke weed. Interestingly, he had the same name as my new math teacher.

Next math class, I asked him, " Sir, did you used to teach at such-and-such school?"

"Yes"

"Do you own a van?"

"What is this , twenty questions?"

Lol, same dude


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: Me_Roy]
    #19156844 - 11/18/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Sorry, but that guy sounds like a raging asshole. Teachers shouldn't be their students' friends. Then again, middle school is a FEMA camp for idiots, and that idiotic disciplinary strategy might work with idiots.




it sounds worse than it was, but the dude was legit. and yes there were a few knuckleheads, including me, in that school. it was a small middle school and everyone knew each other pretty well. they sent him off to another middle school that same year for a vice principal position where the knuckleheads were more than plenty. apparently he really cleaned that place up.


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19156917 - 11/18/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I had this one dickhead teacher in like 6th grade for gym that would crash cymbals in your ear if you fell asleep during class. He ended up getting fired because he had this weird fetish it seemed to see kids give each other piggy back rides in gym. Alllways looking for games and activities to do that involved kids givin piggy backs during gym, it was weird.

Another gym teacher I had in high school tried to fight me because he hated the way I looked and the fact that I was always just a little bit late. He'd be like "ohhh look it's long haired late guy, late again." Can't remember what I said to piss him off but he said something like "you disrespect me again it's gonna be me and you in that back room boy." So naturally I called him a molester.

There was this awesome little Italian lady from New york that was always willin to help if I needed somethin and we'd joke around a lot in class, it turned out she was my aunt in law or some shit.

I've probably only had about 2 or 3 teachers that I liked a lot. I've had more than 2 or 3 teachers that were cool but only a few were actually cool people that did their job well.


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: zZZz]
    #19157007 - 11/18/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've had some pretty awesome teachers over the years.  I had one in 7th grade that would, when you got in trouble, give you the choice of eating some hot motherfucking sauce on a cracker, or going to the office.

My most favorite teacher of all time taught physics.  Well I actually had him three times over my years, two for computer classes and the last time for physics.  He let me build a potato gun for a project.  I got a 98 for it :rockon: also, when it was a beautiful day he'd say it was too pretty to be indoors and we'd go outside and chill.  We'd talk some physics, but I always kept a hackey sack in my purse and he'd play.

In college I had a teacher so hot and amazingly sweet, I made an account on Rate My Professor just so I could give him a chili pepper!  It turned out we went to the same Primus concert one time, so his taste in music made him hotter  :inlove3:


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: Normal Flora]
    #19157032 - 11/18/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I had this English teacher my sophomore year of highschool who was one of the funniest guys of all time, he always brewed and drank coffee in class and one day this douchey classmate asked him "Hey Mr Ferguson do you like your coffee black? (classmate was black) and with the straightest face Mr Ferguson said "Yep, just like my men" and proceeded to drink his coffee.

Funniest shit ever.


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: Normal Flora]
    #19157048 - 11/18/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The teachers that stick out from the rest:
-the cool Spanish teacher with a new tie everyday
-the teacher that I think is a a pedophile in retrospect (grade 3) (towards the girls)
-the female teacher who is a UFC fan and fought in war
-the teacher who actually taught us well (who was also hot)
-etc.


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #19157105 - 11/18/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Thinking back on it...

-6th grade art teacher was a pedo thinking back

-my us history teacher in junior year was so gorgeous, I can't believe she wasn't a model, she was also one of my best teachers

-chem teacher in HS was fucking awesome. Very first day of class she showed us a fireball

-tennis coach changed my life, he is the one who inspired me to be the guy I am today

Interestingly enough, all my college professors have been outstanding and very funny minus a chem teacher I took, he was..... so awful. Couldn't understand his accent well and he hated repeating himself and all he did was teach organic chemistry from a power point like holy fuck...


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: zZZz]
    #19157256 - 11/18/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

There was this english teacher that sticks out in my mind I had when I was in high school.  She wasn't great or anything, but what sticks out in my mind is doing bong rips with her while tripping at the Talkeetna Bluegrass Festival.

There was also another english teacher at my high school that was all about mushrooms.  I swear one day I walked into his class and he was straight tripping face.


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Re: The school teachers you've had over the years. [Re: Boutang]
    #19157655 - 11/18/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm bangin a teacher right now :derfase:


well she's not my teacher... >.>

but she's a teacher :lol:


my favorite teacher EVER was my first grade teacher.  dude she let me fingerpaint and shit my  professors don't let me do that any more


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