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OrgoneConclusion
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How to fuck with your child
#19156322 - 11/18/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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http://www.christmaslettersfromsanta.com/site/index/sdahklh321wrmnet09.html
Personalised letters from Santa
Our letters from Santa are personalised to include the name, age, home town, name of a best friend or relative and make reference to special achievements, good behaviour and kindness to others. The fantastic detail is enough to convince any child, or adult! Santa Claus even knows where to deliver letters if the child is away from home at Christmas and if there will be a chimney for him to use!
Don't bitch later on when the little fucker becomes a deceitful liar just like you! When he/she becomes a teenager you can get him a psychic reading for his/her birthday to keep the game going.
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Hobozen


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Rahz
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Re: How to fuck with your child [Re: Hobozen]
#19156944 - 11/18/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
When he/she becomes a teenager you can get him a psychic reading for his/her birthday to keep the game going.
Pagan!
-------------------- rahz comfort pleasure power love truth awareness peace "You’re not looking close enough if you can only see yourself in people who look like you." —Ayishat Akanbi
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Repertoire89
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: When he/she becomes a teenager you can get him a psychic reading for his/her birthday to keep the game going.

What I usually do is play zombie noises late at night when they're sleeping, then I start clawing at the door to their room and top it off after sometime with an agonized scream for brains
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viktor
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Meh - the world is full of lies, best they're inoculated early.
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Into The Woods
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I remember one Christmas when I was a little kid, I wrote a really nice thought out letter to Santa that went into a special mailbox with a bunch of other kid's letters to Santa. There were always a few of those mailboxes around town.
What happened to all those heartfelt thank you letters from children...
I wonder if at the end of each day, some guy got paid to just take the bag out and pour them all in the trash, then put the bag back again.
I think kids getting letters from santa is much nicer. I wish I got a letter from santa.
You know what else is a bit weird about christmas as a kid?
How on christmas eve, we'd leave out cookies and milk for santa, and carrots for the reindeer and the carrot was always half eaten.
Wtf dad
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absols
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fucking with your child is for the child to fuck right his elders, which is obvious fact out of the world we know now, les enfants rois..
there should never be a positive conscious relations based on birth affiliations
in truth there is no affiliation to any else, there is no other in truth there is always else, free wills or sense if they are not evil conscious so normal sense which cant be but relative sense, is exclusively through being absolutely different then all there, really free, like because it is totally free from all existence, that is why it is relative sense so mean or will, and because it is the truth that is why it is the fact, not the possible fact, the fact
affiliations are inventions of evil powers
Edited by absols (11/25/13 01:50 AM)
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