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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: st1llnox] 2
#19195478 - 11/27/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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st1llnox said: I think/hope it will work. It'll definitely make things a lot easier than when I was having to try to (stupidly) cover the smell of weed in bathrooms/whatnot in my parents' house.
Now that I have a vape, I'll be able to get like 40% higher in 100% more places around the house without it causing suspicion 
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fee
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: mpd]
#19195578 - 11/27/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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So as a teenager I came up with an invention for cases like this. Now it still hasn't been invented so if you steal the idea and manufacture it or license it out give me 10% and call it a deal.
Ok so it would work on sinks or drains like a bathtub.
Place the contraption over a drain like a sink. It would have a flexible suction ring then when placed on a sink bowl and moistened would make a seal by either hand pressure or small hand vac. Other seal ideas could also work.
Now the center of the o ring seal is tube that goes up and makes a fancy special "p trap". You know the s like part of a drain that hold water just under the sink so poop fumes do t come into your house. One of those. Also right after that would be a valve and water holding chamber for the end of the process. And finally a one way backflow preventer valve and then the mouth piece like a bong.
So set it on the drain. Get a solid seal. Blow through it to force the water in the sinks p trap out. Hit a pipe (optional to make one built into the contraption) so no smoke escapes your mouth or pipe into the room. Blow it through the contraption. Repeat until done.
Now close the valve in the water holding tank. Fill it up and then release it in one big flush. This will force any remaining smoke in the contraption and the drain pipe down past your sinks p trap and will also fill it so no smoke can come back in.
It sounds complicated but its actually quite simple in reality.
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: fee]
#19195588 - 11/27/13 09:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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fee said: So as a teenager I came up with an invention for cases like this. Now it still hasn't been invented so if you steal the idea and manufacture it or license it out give me 10% and call it a deal.
Ok so it would work on sinks or drains like a bathtub.
Place the contraption over a drain like a sink. It would have a flexible suction ring then when placed on a sink bowl and moistened would make a seal by either hand pressure or small hand vac. Other seal ideas could also work.
Now the center of the o ring seal is tube that goes up and makes a fancy special "p trap". You know the s like part of a drain that hold water just under the sink so poop fumes do t come into your house. One of those. Also right after that would be a valve and water holding chamber for the end of the process. And finally a one way backflow preventer valve and then the mouth piece like a bong.
So set it on the drain. Get a solid seal. Blow through it to force the water in the sinks p trap out. Hit a pipe (optional to make one built into the contraption) so no smoke escapes your mouth or pipe into the room. Blow it through the contraption. Repeat until done.
Now close the valve in the water holding tank. Fill it up and then release it in one big flush. This will force any remaining smoke in the contraption and the drain pipe down past your sinks p trap and will also fill it so no smoke can come back in.
It sounds complicated but its actually quite simple in reality.
what
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: Synthe] 1
#19195600 - 11/27/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Synthe said:
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fee said: So as a teenager I came up with an invention for cases like this. Now it still hasn't been invented so if you steal the idea and manufacture it or license it out give me 10% and call it a deal.
Ok so it would work on sinks or drains like a bathtub.
Place the contraption over a drain like a sink. It would have a flexible suction ring then when placed on a sink bowl and moistened would make a seal by either hand pressure or small hand vac. Other seal ideas could also work.
Now the center of the o ring seal is tube that goes up and makes a fancy special "p trap". You know the s like part of a drain that hold water just under the sink so poop fumes do t come into your house. One of those. Also right after that would be a valve and water holding chamber for the end of the process. And finally a one way backflow preventer valve and then the mouth piece like a bong.
So set it on the drain. Get a solid seal. Blow through it to force the water in the sinks p trap out. Hit a pipe (optional to make one built into the contraption) so no smoke escapes your mouth or pipe into the room. Blow it through the contraption. Repeat until done.
Now close the valve in the water holding tank. Fill it up and then release it in one big flush. This will force any remaining smoke in the contraption and the drain pipe down past your sinks p trap and will also fill it so no smoke can come back in.
It sounds complicated but its actually quite simple in reality.
what
Exactly
If you can make sense of my rambling it would be perfect for smoking at home or even in hotels or other places its not aloud.
If you can't make sense of it then fuck it. I didn't want to type it in the first place
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: fee]
#19195635 - 11/27/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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fee said: So as a teenager I came up with an invention for cases like this. Now it still hasn't been invented so if you steal the idea and manufacture it or license it out give me 10% and call it a deal.
Ok so it would work on sinks or drains like a bathtub.
Place the contraption over a drain like a sink. It would have a flexible suction ring then when placed on a sink bowl and moistened would make a seal by either hand pressure or small hand vac. Other seal ideas could also work.
Now the center of the o ring seal is tube that goes up and makes a fancy special "p trap". You know the s like part of a drain that hold water just under the sink so poop fumes do t come into your house. One of those. Also right after that would be a valve and water holding chamber for the end of the process. And finally a one way backflow preventer valve and then the mouth piece like a bong.
So set it on the drain. Get a solid seal. Blow through it to force the water in the sinks p trap out. Hit a pipe (optional to make one built into the contraption) so no smoke escapes your mouth or pipe into the room. Blow it through the contraption. Repeat until done.
Now close the valve in the water holding tank. Fill it up and then release it in one big flush. This will force any remaining smoke in the contraption and the drain pipe down past your sinks p trap and will also fill it so no smoke can come back in.
It sounds complicated but its actually quite simple in reality.
that's (possible) awesome - If I wasn't so lazy, I'd think about putting one together.
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fee
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: misterjingo]
#19195673 - 11/27/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I know how the trap works under your drain and this is just makeing the drain extended one way valve so smokes goes in and down the drain that on all connection drains is vapor locked so smoke won't leave the drainage system into the house and not out into the room your in and then water flushing the remaining smoke out if the device and drain and settleing in the sinks trap essentially trapping your smoke and poo vapors and what not down into the sewer.
Its actually a damn good idea and would make money if manufactured but its a niche thing so.... But I'm dumbfounded it hasn't been made. I thought of this over 15 years ago.
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: fee]
#19195691 - 11/27/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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One idea I had was to make something resembling a bong where you blow the smoke into a tube and it bubbles through vegetable oil or something similar to remove the smell.
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Dirtygoat
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: st1llnox]
#19195703 - 11/27/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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st1llnox said:
I've had two of these before. As it turns out, they smell... like popcorn.
Yesss haha
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: Dirtygoat]
#19196033 - 11/27/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just blow the smoke out a window or up a bathroom exhaust fan and then spray some of that lysol air sanitizer. Zero smell.
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: Nova]
#19196051 - 11/27/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Heya OP,
I had the MFLB a few years ago; hated it. It's hard to hit and smells like slightly burnt popcorn weed 
Try the VaporGenie. It's the best vape i've ever bought for the 50$ price. You light it with a lighter, but it is straight vape smoke. All you need is a toilet roll and some laundry paper, and you can blow the smoke right through there with no smell.
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: dontknow]
#19196064 - 11/27/13 11:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: g00ru]
#19196075 - 11/27/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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psh, the sploof never failed me.

Nobody even had a clue, just blow it out the window and leave the fan on.
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: schwarg]
#19196552 - 11/27/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My friends started a company making this vape http://grasshoppervape.com/blog/.
It actually looks pretty sweet, although I haven't seen it in person.
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19196944 - 11/27/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Looks real sweet, pwnasaurus! Like a GPen for herbs and not just concentrate. I'd buy one.
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: Everlong]
#19196976 - 11/27/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mylfgur said:

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Everlong said: Oh boy, I can't wait for the st1llnox thread telling us his parents caught him vaping. 
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19200363 - 11/28/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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the pax smells just to let you guys know
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19200560 - 11/28/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said:
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mylfgur said:

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Everlong said: Oh boy, I can't wait for the st1llnox thread telling us his parents caught him vaping. 
I'm waiting for the ultimate " busted smoking while living at home" thing thread.
I'm just fucking with ya OP . Be careful if it will stir up a shit storm cause my vape stinks.
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Re: The ultimate "smoke while living at home" thing: the MFLB [Re: amungus]
#19200596 - 11/28/13 12:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I love how stillnox'es threads are the best and ultimate no question, hes always right threads. Says a lot about how he views himself.
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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