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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: NWlight]
    #19153963 - 11/18/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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When I was young, I wanted to be a forest guy. It's a guy who walks in the forests every day to keep an eye out on everything.
Later I learned that there was no such thing, but if there was, that would be the greatest stoner job in the history of people getting high.



on the contrary that definitely IS A thing.

I know someone who's doing it right now.

he chills in the forest for days at a time hiking around smokin weed




What the hell did he major in? Forestry?


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19153975 - 11/18/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

He majored in something completely irrelevant to forestry, but he's a baller outdoorsman.

The job Its called being a "forest ranger" 


His job description is first and foremost to be "a presence in the wilderness"


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: NWlight]
    #19154031 - 11/18/13 01:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Its my dream job, but everyone is dissuading me due to the pay and the... well that's it. If I could be a forest ranger man I'd be all sorts of happy


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19154170 - 11/18/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You can bro, fuck the pay, as long as you get by right?


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: NWlight]
    #19154180 - 11/18/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NWlight said:
He majored in something completely irrelevant to forestry, but he's a baller outdoorsman.

The job Its called being a "forest ranger" 


His job description is first and foremost to be "a presence in the wilderness"




Yeah all forest related jobs seem to attract stoners IME.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19154196 - 11/18/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Its my dream job, but everyone is dissuading me due to the pay and the... well that's it. If I could be a forest ranger man I'd be all sorts of happy




Find a forest ranger and do an internship!


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19154216 - 11/18/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Its my dream job, but everyone is dissuading me due to the pay and the... well that's it. If I could be a forest ranger man I'd be all sorts of happy



There are lots of openings for state forest ranger jobs. Unfortunately, what many members have neglected to mention, is that forest ranger jobs, too, drug test. Forest Rangers generally operate on state land, and as such, are employed by the state. You will have to take a pre-employment drug screen. Go to the USAjobs website if you want to apply for a forestranger job. They're all over the place.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: mylfgur]
    #19154228 - 11/18/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Roflspammer said:
Its my dream job, but everyone is dissuading me due to the pay and the... well that's it. If I could be a forest ranger man I'd be all sorts of happy



There are lots of openings for state forest ranger jobs. Unfortunately, what many members have neglected to mention, is that forest ranger jobs, too, drug test. Forest Rangers generally operate on state land, and as such, are employed by the state. You will have to take a pre-employment drug screen. Go to the USAjobs website if you want to apply for a forestranger job. They're all over the place.




They are widely available? Shit, I wish I lived in a country with some wild areas instead of a country that's basically one big fucking city.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19154239 - 11/18/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Of course they drug test. All state jobs do. You'll have to live in one of their housings as well, so don't think you can go and grow weed and mushrooms there either. Maybe if you grew it way out in the middle of nowhere... but still risky.

It has to be a sweet job.

But to be on topic: Restraunts and Pizza places are pretty much the only stoner friendly places as far as I know.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Uzziel]
    #19154263 - 11/18/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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They are widely available? Shit, I wish I lived in a country with some wild areas instead of a country that's basically one big fucking city.



Yes, they are generally widely available--at least in the US. The pay is not bad either, you start out around 30-50,000 a year depending on the state/area.

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Of course they drug test. All state jobs do. You'll have to live in one of their housings as well, so don't think you can go and grow weed and mushrooms there either. Maybe if you grew it way out in the middle of nowhere... but still risky.

It has to be a sweet job.

But to be on topic: Restraunts and Pizza places are pretty much the only stoner friendly places as far as I know.




Yep. Gotta agree with this. But there are many jobs that are "stoner-friendly" in the sense that after you pass your pre-employment test, you can do whatever you want to your body and won't be tested again unless you have a serious accident on the job.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: mylfgur]
    #19154280 - 11/18/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I just checked, in my country, they are far from available.

Anyhow, I have one of the best jobs out there already (photographer).

Today I got to drive a jaguar from a to b for 450 dollars/day.

I don't care much about owning a jaguar but getting to drive one for once is fun.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Uzziel]
    #19154298 - 11/18/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

one time another guy and I got caught smoking a joint at work and we both got yelled at this guy was so pissed who caught us felt weird getting yelled at like that stoned :shutthefuckup: 
and another older guy we worked with stuck up for us he said its just weed :lol:
I wont be smoking at work though not much if at all 

and it was just some shelf stocking job nothing that we could fuck up on or anything


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19154548 - 11/18/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Roflspammer said:
Its my dream job, but everyone is dissuading me due to the pay and the... well that's it. If I could be a forest ranger man I'd be all sorts of happy




Find a forest ranger and do an internship!




Now that sounds like a job

:awesome:


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Legend]
    #19155566 - 11/18/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds lonely


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: mpd]
    #19155622 - 11/18/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Start your own company and then you have a job, can get baked and make some moola.



:thumbup:


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Gilgamesh18] * 1
    #19155640 - 11/18/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Start your own company and then you have a job, can get baked and make some moola.



:thumbup:



And if/when you're in a position to hire other people, consider their piss their own personal business.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #19155647 - 11/18/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you could get away with being a stoner mail man that seems like it'd be a pretty good job. Just driving around, smoking a joint delivering mail.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: morrowasted]
    #19155670 - 11/18/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Sounds lonely




yea don't u guys want jobs where you get fuckn loaded rich and have like a stripper or model girlfriend doing coke off your balls every night?  shit


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: stimpson]
    #19155731 - 11/18/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Be the guy that opens the gate of a parking lot when the driver gives you his stub.

Job description: Press a big red button everytime a big machine on 4 wheels comes close to you


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: psi]
    #19155745 - 11/18/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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psi said:
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Gilgamesh18 said:
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mpd said:
Start your own company and then you have a job, can get baked and make some moola.



:thumbup:



And if/when you're in a position to hire other people, consider their piss their own personal business.



:thumbup::cool:


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