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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #19155869 - 11/18/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
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aaronlolz said:

you will are my perfect.




This is the exact, verbatim line I used to land my fiance.  Go for it.




Your fiance's name is Will?


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: underfliptown]
    #19155876 - 11/18/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Hobozen] * 4
    #19155880 - 11/18/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Her name is Lil, I have a speech impediment.


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Nelfington]
    #19155879 - 11/18/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

let's see how many times we can quote that


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Aedium] * 1
    #19155885 - 11/18/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Don't bother with that silly spectacle... She might not appreciate the gesture and end up feeling embarrassed rather than flattered.

The easiest way to get a girl is to be good looking and give off the phaggy"I LIKE TO CUDDLE AND BE ROMANTIC BS" vibe, be rich, or introduce her to smack so then she's FOREVER your's. :wink:


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #19155886 - 11/18/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: underfliptown]
    #19155894 - 11/18/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Call me crazy... but maybe you should just go up to her and ask her to go out for a coffee or something. Go see a movie... Whatever it is that 16 year olds are doing nowadays. Back in my highschool days my best luck came from tricking women into watching movies in my house. That would only ever last like 20 minutes, then it would be time for fun.





There isn't any "tricking" involved. Do you really think women dont know what "watch a movie" is intended to imply? They know it is often a sexual advance. Women play the same game when they want to. Whenever chicks ask me to come "watch a movie", I know they are normally opening up the avenues for a sexual encounter.

Women, they know whats up.


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: underfliptown]
    #19155901 - 11/18/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

fuck that dude bust out an old heath ledger 


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: zZZz]
    #19155922 - 11/18/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

so yea guys im totaly going to do this within a few days...
ill update this thread with the news


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #19155927 - 11/18/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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EdibleStereos said:
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underfliptown said:
Call me crazy... but maybe you should just go up to her and ask her to go out for a coffee or something. Go see a movie... Whatever it is that 16 year olds are doing nowadays. Back in my highschool days my best luck came from tricking women into watching movies in my house. That would only ever last like 20 minutes, then it would be time for fun.





There isn't any "tricking" involved. Do you really think women dont know what "watch a movie" is intended to imply? They know it is often a sexual advance. Women play the same game when they want to. Whenever chicks ask me to come "watch a movie", I know they are normally opening up the avenues for a sexual encounter.

Women, they know whats up.




That is definitely true! I just think its hilarious to say "tricking" when talking about women.

Women are great! I love it when things fall together and you get to share time with a really cool chick and not just some bar whore.


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Aedium] * 4
    #19155947 - 11/18/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Everyone in school is gonna laugh at you, and worse yet, they're gonna laugh at the girl that you're intending to do this to.  Seriously, do not do this.  THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU.


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #19155956 - 11/18/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

fuck it dude. just dont a regret a thing :whatyougonnado:


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #19155964 - 11/18/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Everyone in school is gonna laugh at you, and worse yet, they're gonna laugh at the girl that you're intending to do this to.  Seriously, do not do this.  THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU.




It's true man, DONT DO IT!

It seems like a good idea now but its not. Just go talk to her, stop being a pussy.

I remember something like this happened to a girl i used to know in school and she made fun of the guy forever.


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: zZZz]
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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: underfliptown] * 1
    #19155992 - 11/18/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Why in the world are you directing that statement at me?  You know I'm engaged and haven't been in highschool for ages. 

OP:  Seriously man, I'm giving you great advice here, free of charge.  You've got a terrible idea in your head and you're about to launch into a nightmarish descent of ridicule and humiliation.  And you're planning on dragging some poor girl down with you.  DO NOT DO THIS.


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Hobozen]
    #19156004 - 11/18/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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blankk said:






:lolsy::thumbup:


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #19156015 - 11/18/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

is this really that bad of an idea?


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Aedium] * 3
    #19156029 - 11/18/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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aaronlolz said:
is this really that bad of an idea?




Yes.


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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Aedium]
    #19156037 - 11/18/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It's a horrible idea.

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Re: worst possible punishment? and ladies opinion [Re: Aedium]
    #19156038 - 11/18/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Stuff like that works dandy in movies. You'll more than likely regret it.

Do what others have said, take her somewhere private and just be open with her and tell her than you're a dumbass for leaving her and you realized how much you care for her ever since feeling the pain of not having her

:lol:


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