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underfliptown
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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Icyus]
#19152958 - 11/18/13 06:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Icyus said: How isnt that a job? Ethnobotanist...
An herb salesman and an ethnobotanist are two different things if i am not mistaken. Similar, but different.
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psi
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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Icyus]
#19152960 - 11/18/13 06:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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How isn't what a job?
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Greendreams

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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... *DELETED* [Re: Turtletotem]
#19153319 - 11/18/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nimpo
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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Greendreams]
#19153348 - 11/18/13 09:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You can be a PA in the film industry. You can work high as shit as long as you're fast and you don't fuck up.
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passifloracaerulea



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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Nimpo]
#19153383 - 11/18/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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the caddyshack! I worked at one when I was a teenager and smoked constantly on the job when nobody was looking. food co-ops are always easy employment too.
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Legend]
#19153405 - 11/18/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Carpenter, as long as you don't get all slow-mo when you smoke.
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The Shape

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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: TrentBoyett] 3
#19153413 - 11/18/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its not the job that matters. Its the smoker
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GoldenEye
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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: The Shape]
#19153427 - 11/18/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Be self employed.
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mylfgur
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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: GoldenEye]
#19153451 - 11/18/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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GoldenEye said: Be self employed.
This.
Or just grow a pair of balls and get clean from weed and pass your pre-employment test.
Most salaried jobs will have a pre-employment drug screen. If you can't stop smoking for a few weeks, you probably have a problem. You could probably pass a test within 2 weeks.
You could always get a PhD and become a professor. They are not tested. In fact, a lot of jobs that require a PhD don't test because they trust that if you can get a proper education, your privacy should be respected. Obviously this is not the case for plant jobs and engineering jobs or really any job where you are in the "field," as those places generally test and test often.
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dontknow
It's all in the reflex


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: babydoll]
#19153455 - 11/18/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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babydoll said: just read the applications while youre applying. sometimes the most random places will test. i had applied at a Hess gas station and low and behold they fawkin piss tested. so you never know 
i got tested in 8th grade for a job where i waved a flag in front of a car wash.
Haven't had a job since
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psi
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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: dontknow]
#19153469 - 11/18/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm thankful that drug testing is basically a complete non-issue where I live (not that I smoke weed these days anyway.)
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LSDreams
Contemplative Stoner



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Cosmic_Flame said:
Also Pizza Hut......
NOW GO APPLY!!! 
QFT. That was my previous job. So easy compared to my job now
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TrentBoyett
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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: LSDreams]
#19153545 - 11/18/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fuck pizza hut, Papa John's is way more laid back, at least IME around here.
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LSDreams
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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19153585 - 11/18/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well their policies and shit were getting way to ridiculous when I left. You couldnt even stack oiled pans together, you had to separate each one with a lid. Then wtf is the point of oiling ahead of time, and having a bunch of empty pans that are lidded is a pain in the ass!
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morrowasted
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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: The Shape] 2
#19153597 - 11/18/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Shape said: Its not the job that matters. Its the smoker
this. first of all, try not being a "stoner". is there any way you can like, not smoke before work? or at least, not get incredibly blazed before work? I smoke daily and I have a teaching job at a tier one university. it's all about how you handle your business
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: LSDreams]
#19153644 - 11/18/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, I know like 3 or 4 who switched from papa johns to pizza hut they all quit or got fired within a few weeks. Most of them came back to papa's.
I never worked at either, but my cousin works at papa john's, I used to go and chill with him while he worked, I'd be cookin' pizzas, foldin' boxes, sweepin' up, etc...
Shit was fun, and I didn't even get paid, but the manager and shit didn't even care, he just said I couldn't be there if the regional manager came in.
I'm actually thinking about putting in an app myself.
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NWlight
Just look


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Turtletotem]
#19153710 - 11/18/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Turtletotem said: When I was young, I wanted to be a forest guy. It's a guy who walks in the forests every day to keep an eye out on everything. Later I learned that there was no such thing, but if there was, that would be the greatest stoner job in the history of people getting high.
on the contrary that definitely IS A thing.
I know someone who's doing it right now.
he chills in the forest for days at a time hiking around smokin weed
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groovystoner
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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: TrentBoyett] 1
#19153713 - 11/18/13 11:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Medical marijuana dispensary !  (Depending on your state)
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schwarg



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groovystoner said: Medical marijuana dispensary !  (Depending on your state)
From my experience, I've yet to see a dispensary (store front at least) that's been in operation for more than two years. Essentially, just a get rich quick scheme. Pigs will utilize entrapment to get a warrant to raid and shut down an operation, then slither their way out of court proceedings being that nearly every police precinct is corrupt in some way and will pay off a lot of mother fuckers to save their skin.
But hey if you just wanna be a bud-tender for a short period, fuck yeah do it. Good luck if you're a dude though, most places I've been to only hire hot flirty girls.
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mpd
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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: schwarg] 2
#19153794 - 11/18/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Start your own company and then you have a job, can get baked and make some moola.
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