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My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster
#19153147 - 11/18/13 08:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Don't ask me how I got my thoughts, they just are what they are.
According to my current theories and beliefs, I believe the process of mushroom fruiting is simultaneously one that disassembles matter at the smallest unit, and becoming a "single unit" which can mix and reset the surrounding atmosphere following.
Basically I think mushrooms break things down, such as poop/plastic/viruses/cancer/radiation/etc.
So then we think "Can we grow mushrooms with spent fuel rods as a substrate" ?
No. However, I was thinking how urine, a bioform product along with feces, could be used on the fuel rod; someone pisses on it. That is however, not possible, because it would catch on fire because the fuel rods need to be cooled at all times.
What if however; an enormous amount of human urine was collected, and cooled, and was used to cool the spent rods. That would eliminate the otherwise impossibility of "urinating on the rods". Would the metal oxidize? would it deconstruct, dissolve, break down? I believe it may be inevitable that it would break down into a substrate for mushrooms to quickly grow from; the hardest part has been done, figuring out the condition for the mushrooms to grow from would be easy, if not automatic.
In the end, essentially, the toxic waste would be completely de-atomized, reset, into something unharmful. It would simultaneously feed off of fuel rod, and radiation energy.
I envision green growing mushrooms all around the site and cooled urine waste. How ironic; that overpopulation of humans, to provide urine, would be a good thing.
Thoughts?
I thought of this theory about an hour ago, and it might be so solid that I advocate the word.
Edit: Perhaps, furthermore, Cannabis plants would grow on land and feed off of and neutralize the radiation (and consequently produce some dank ass buds, the more radiation the better)
Edited by ScriabinAnime (11/19/13 08:02 PM)
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: ScriabinAnime] 2
#19153153 - 11/18/13 08:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ya know what? They need more rocks. Rocks have been radioactive for millions of years and nobody has said a damn thing about it. Fill the damn thing up with rocks and let them soak up all the radiation. No more dead fish, no more cancer babies. Problem solved.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: ScriabinAnime]
#19153170 - 11/18/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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ScriabinAnime said: What if however; an enormous amount of human urine was collected, and cooled, and was used to cool the spent rods. That would eliminate the otherwise impossibility of "urinating on the rods". Would the metal oxidize? would it deconstruct, dissolve, break down? I believe it may be inevitable that it would break down into a substrate for mushrooms to quickly grow from; the hardest part has been done, figuring out the condition for the mushrooms to grow from would be easy, if not automatic.
In the end, essentially, the toxic waste would be completely de-atomized, reset, into something unharmful. It would simultaneously feed off of fuel rod, and radiation energy.
Thats not how mushrooms work. Mushrooms work with chemistry, not alchemy.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19153211 - 11/18/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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t=52m50s
52:50-53:27 is that alchemy? I relate these two
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: ScriabinAnime] 1
#19153219 - 11/18/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I heard they could grow mushrooms in the area of radiation and concentrate the radiation. The only downside is you would have radioactive mushrooms you would have to put in barrels that don't decay, but yeah, that is a huge fucking mess.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: ScriabinAnime]
#19153233 - 11/18/13 08:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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ScriabinAnime said: t=52m50s
52:50-53:27 is that alchemy? I relate these two
No, these mushrooms are just being mushrooms, eating poop and growing. They don't break things down in the way it seems you think they do, they don't break down cancer or radiation at least. They "break down" things in the same way humans break down food. Its all just really complex chemistry, this group of atoms is split/grouped into these other groups of atoms, either as a way to store or extract energy. Nowhere in these processes does an element become another element as would be required to de-atomize them into something else. Mushrooms can however use radiation as a source of energy in a similar way as to how plants can use sunlight, but this does not destroy the nuclear material.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#19153237 - 11/18/13 09:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Exactly, the mushrooms would be full of radiation still. The radiation would be more concentrated though. They would have to put them somewhere where a hippie wasn't going to come by and eat like twenty though hahaha.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19153239 - 11/18/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i say we nuke the Fuk. problem solved.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: mindgnome] 1
#19153244 - 11/18/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mindgnome said: Exactly, the mushrooms would be full of radiation still. The radiation would be more concentrated though. They would have to put them somewhere where a hippie wasn't going to come by and eat like twenty though hahaha.
you could always bury the barrels in africa or iraqs desert.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: Not Responding]
#19153251 - 11/18/13 09:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: i say we nuke the Fuk. problem solved.
pfft, I am pretty sure that would spread the radiation like 20 miles further. Horrible idea. It would also put more radiation on the ground from the nuke itself.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: mindgnome] 2
#19153254 - 11/18/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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thats like, just an opinion man.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: Not Responding]
#19153256 - 11/18/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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What you do is: 1,) stop the fission reaction 2.) remove the fuel rods 3.) remove as much contaminated material as is feasible 4.) grow radiation-accumulating mushrooms 5.) pick the mushrooms 6.) extract the radioactive substances from the mushrooms
After this you will have a much safer plot of land.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#19153261 - 11/18/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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in all seriousness....
im like 99% sure they have the top guys in the world working on this situation.
just sayin...
i guess it could be fun to think about if youre into that kinda thing, but i hope you guys dont actually believe what your are suggesting could work...
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19153262 - 11/18/13 09:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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They definitely wouldn't want to extract the radiation because that would defeat the purpose of growing the mushrooms. They would want to put the mushrooms into a barrel made out of a material that was resilient to nuclear radiation.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: Not Responding]
#19153266 - 11/18/13 09:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah definitely...I never hurts to try to help out though. The scale of that mess is ridiculous. The people working on it are probably like "what the fuck?"
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: mindgnome] 1
#19153273 - 11/18/13 09:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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honestly, i quit reading about ages ago. it is what it is and what ever is happening or is going to happen is out of our hands. its kinda like death. i know im going to die, but i dont sit around thinking about it. ive done that in the past and pretty much depressed the fuck out of myself.
where is the fuk even at? any changes? last i heard it was hit by an earth quake.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: Not Responding]
#19153286 - 11/18/13 09:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: in all seriousness....
im like 99% sure they have the top guys in the world working on this situation.
just sayin...
i guess it could be fun to think about if youre into that kinda thing, but i hope you guys dont actually believe what your are suggesting could work...
You extract the radioactive materials, and then instead of needing like 1 million gallons of shielded storage space you need maybe like, 100.
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: Not Responding]
#19153301 - 11/18/13 09:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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bets on when this thread gets pushed to the conspiracy forum?
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19153306 - 11/18/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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but the mushrooms would already concentrate the radiation
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Re: My theory on how to completely handle the Fukushima Disaster [Re: passifloracaerulea]
#19153316 - 11/18/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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passifloracaerulea said: bets on when this thread gets pushed to the conspiracy forum?
12:30 central time.
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