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Stoner friendly jobs...
    #19152565 - 11/18/13 12:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:stoned2:


There must be at least one, or two out there! Right?


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Legend]
    #19152579 - 11/18/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Pizza joint.....huh....get it?


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: schwarg]
    #19152585 - 11/18/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I see what you did there.
:ahahaha:


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Legend] * 1
    #19152614 - 11/18/13 12:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Cleaner..? I'm sure they wouldn't mind you sweeping floors baked off your ass


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: psychodelia]
    #19152617 - 11/18/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

head shop.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Legend]
    #19152619 - 11/18/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Depends on your definition of "friendly." If you mean jobs where you can show up baked, basically any shitty job. If you mean jobs that don't test, its kinda random. The smaller the better, they don't have money to get every employee tested. Its fucking expensive, like over $100 a person. However, my sister got a job at a major law firm as a secretary and they didn't test. :strokebeard:


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: bloodsheen]
    #19152674 - 11/18/13 01:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fast food.. or pretty much any slower restaurant once you get the hang of it. Pizza places are easy squeezy, baked everyday.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Legend]
    #19152753 - 11/18/13 02:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Just get a job you goddamn hippie


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Constantine]
    #19152758 - 11/18/13 02:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

im gonna second head shop.

worked in one for a while.  being stoned on the job was encouraged


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: NWlight] * 5
    #19152778 - 11/18/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

When I was young, I wanted to be a forest guy. It's a guy who walks in the forests every day to keep an eye out on everything.
Later I learned that there was no such thing, but if there was, that would be the greatest stoner job in the history of people getting high.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Turtletotem]
    #19152846 - 11/18/13 04:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Archeologist.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: LordCamel] * 1
    #19152891 - 11/18/13 05:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Marijuana grower


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Legend]
    #19152906 - 11/18/13 05:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

IME, Every warehouse/terminal job that I've had have been pretty stoner-friendly.
Plus, driving a forklift/pallet jack all day errday gets fucking boring eventually, no matter what you do, so getting stoned at work should be listed as an employee benefit :gooby:

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Marijuana grower



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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: rulesq]
    #19152929 - 11/18/13 05:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

just read the applications while youre applying. sometimes the most random places will test. i had applied at a Hess gas station and low and behold they fawkin piss tested. so you never know :shrug:


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: babydoll]
    #19152931 - 11/18/13 05:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:whatshesaid:

Also Pizza Hut......

NOW GO APPLY!!! :awesomenod:


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #19152934 - 11/18/13 06:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I work at a headshop, it's a very stoner-friendly job. :thumbup:


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: NetDiver] * 1
    #19152943 - 11/18/13 06:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Collect herbs in the woods and sell it to people... like a shop or something...


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Icyus] * 1
    #19152945 - 11/18/13 06:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck jobs anyways. Just grow and sell pot.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Legend]
    #19152946 - 11/18/13 06:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Tree planting.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: psi]
    #19152954 - 11/18/13 06:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How isnt that a job? Ethnobotanist...


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Icyus]
    #19152958 - 11/18/13 06:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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How isnt that a job? Ethnobotanist...




An herb salesman and an ethnobotanist are two different things if i am not mistaken. Similar, but different.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Icyus]
    #19152960 - 11/18/13 06:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How isn't what a job?


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... *DELETED* [Re: Turtletotem]
    #19153319 - 11/18/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Greendreams]
    #19153348 - 11/18/13 09:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You can be a PA in the film industry. You can work high as shit as long as you're fast and you don't fuck up.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Nimpo]
    #19153383 - 11/18/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

the caddyshack! I worked at one when I was a teenager and smoked constantly on the job when nobody was looking. food co-ops are always easy employment too.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Legend]
    #19153405 - 11/18/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Carpenter, as long as you don't get all slow-mo when you smoke.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: TrentBoyett] * 3
    #19153413 - 11/18/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Its not the job that matters. Its the smoker


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: The Shape]
    #19153427 - 11/18/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Be self employed.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19153451 - 11/18/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Be self employed.



This.

Or just grow a pair of balls and get clean from weed and pass your pre-employment test.

Most salaried jobs will have a pre-employment drug screen. If you can't stop smoking for a few weeks, you probably have a problem. You could probably pass a test within 2 weeks.

You could always get a PhD and become a professor. They are not tested. In fact, a lot of jobs that require a PhD don't test because they trust that if you can get a proper education, your privacy should be respected. Obviously this is not the case for plant jobs and engineering jobs or really any job where you are in the "field," as those places generally test and test often.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: babydoll]
    #19153455 - 11/18/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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just read the applications while youre applying. sometimes the most random places will test. i had applied at a Hess gas station and low and behold they fawkin piss tested. so you never know :shrug:



i got tested in 8th grade for a job where i waved a flag in front of a car wash.

Haven't had a job since


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: dontknow]
    #19153469 - 11/18/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm thankful that drug testing is basically a complete non-issue where I live (not that I smoke weed these days anyway.)


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #19153535 - 11/18/13 10:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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:whatshesaid:

Also Pizza Hut......

NOW GO APPLY!!! :awesomenod:



QFT. That was my previous job. So easy compared to my job now :sad:


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: LSDreams]
    #19153545 - 11/18/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck pizza hut, Papa John's is way more laid back, at least IME around here.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19153585 - 11/18/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well their policies and shit were getting way to ridiculous when I left. You couldnt even stack oiled pans together, you had to separate each one with a lid. Then wtf is the point of oiling ahead of time, and having a bunch of empty pans that are lidded is a pain in the ass!


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: The Shape] * 2
    #19153597 - 11/18/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Its not the job that matters. Its the smoker



this. first of all, try not being a "stoner". is there any way you can like, not smoke before work? or at least, not get incredibly blazed before work? I smoke daily and I have a teaching job at a tier one university. it's all about how you handle your business


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: LSDreams]
    #19153644 - 11/18/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, I know like 3 or 4 who switched from papa johns to pizza hut they all quit or got fired within a few weeks.
Most of them came back to papa's.

I never worked at either, but my cousin works at papa john's, I used to go and chill with him while he worked, I'd be cookin' pizzas, foldin' boxes, sweepin' up, etc...

Shit was fun, and I didn't even get paid, but the manager and shit didn't even care, he just said I couldn't be there if the regional manager came in.

I'm actually thinking about putting in an app myself.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Turtletotem]
    #19153710 - 11/18/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Turtletotem said:
When I was young, I wanted to be a forest guy. It's a guy who walks in the forests every day to keep an eye out on everything.
Later I learned that there was no such thing, but if there was, that would be the greatest stoner job in the history of people getting high.



on the contrary that definitely IS A thing.

I know someone who's doing it right now.

he chills in the forest for days at a time hiking around smokin weed


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19153713 - 11/18/13 11:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Medical marijuana dispensary ! :laugh:
(Depending on your state)


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: groovystoner]
    #19153740 - 11/18/13 11:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Medical marijuana dispensary ! :laugh:
(Depending on your state)




From my experience, I've yet to see a dispensary (store front at least) that's been in operation for more than two years. Essentially, just a get rich quick scheme. Pigs will utilize entrapment to get a warrant to raid and shut down an operation, then slither their way out of court proceedings being that nearly every police precinct is corrupt in some way and will pay off a lot of mother fuckers to save their skin.

But hey if you just wanna be a bud-tender for a short period, fuck yeah do it. Good luck if you're a dude though, most places I've been to only hire hot flirty girls.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: schwarg] * 2
    #19153794 - 11/18/13 11:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Start your own company and then you have a job, can get baked and make some moola.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: NWlight]
    #19153963 - 11/18/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

Turtletotem said:
When I was young, I wanted to be a forest guy. It's a guy who walks in the forests every day to keep an eye out on everything.
Later I learned that there was no such thing, but if there was, that would be the greatest stoner job in the history of people getting high.



on the contrary that definitely IS A thing.

I know someone who's doing it right now.

he chills in the forest for days at a time hiking around smokin weed




What the hell did he major in? Forestry?


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19153975 - 11/18/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

He majored in something completely irrelevant to forestry, but he's a baller outdoorsman.

The job Its called being a "forest ranger" 


His job description is first and foremost to be "a presence in the wilderness"


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: NWlight]
    #19154031 - 11/18/13 01:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Its my dream job, but everyone is dissuading me due to the pay and the... well that's it. If I could be a forest ranger man I'd be all sorts of happy


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19154170 - 11/18/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You can bro, fuck the pay, as long as you get by right?


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: NWlight]
    #19154180 - 11/18/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
He majored in something completely irrelevant to forestry, but he's a baller outdoorsman.

The job Its called being a "forest ranger" 


His job description is first and foremost to be "a presence in the wilderness"




Yeah all forest related jobs seem to attract stoners IME.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19154196 - 11/18/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Roflspammer said:
Its my dream job, but everyone is dissuading me due to the pay and the... well that's it. If I could be a forest ranger man I'd be all sorts of happy




Find a forest ranger and do an internship!


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Roflspammer]
    #19154216 - 11/18/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Roflspammer said:
Its my dream job, but everyone is dissuading me due to the pay and the... well that's it. If I could be a forest ranger man I'd be all sorts of happy



There are lots of openings for state forest ranger jobs. Unfortunately, what many members have neglected to mention, is that forest ranger jobs, too, drug test. Forest Rangers generally operate on state land, and as such, are employed by the state. You will have to take a pre-employment drug screen. Go to the USAjobs website if you want to apply for a forestranger job. They're all over the place.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: mylfgur]
    #19154228 - 11/18/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mylfgur said:
Quote:

Roflspammer said:
Its my dream job, but everyone is dissuading me due to the pay and the... well that's it. If I could be a forest ranger man I'd be all sorts of happy



There are lots of openings for state forest ranger jobs. Unfortunately, what many members have neglected to mention, is that forest ranger jobs, too, drug test. Forest Rangers generally operate on state land, and as such, are employed by the state. You will have to take a pre-employment drug screen. Go to the USAjobs website if you want to apply for a forestranger job. They're all over the place.




They are widely available? Shit, I wish I lived in a country with some wild areas instead of a country that's basically one big fucking city.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19154239 - 11/18/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Of course they drug test. All state jobs do. You'll have to live in one of their housings as well, so don't think you can go and grow weed and mushrooms there either. Maybe if you grew it way out in the middle of nowhere... but still risky.

It has to be a sweet job.

But to be on topic: Restraunts and Pizza places are pretty much the only stoner friendly places as far as I know.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Uzziel]
    #19154263 - 11/18/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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They are widely available? Shit, I wish I lived in a country with some wild areas instead of a country that's basically one big fucking city.



Yes, they are generally widely available--at least in the US. The pay is not bad either, you start out around 30-50,000 a year depending on the state/area.

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Of course they drug test. All state jobs do. You'll have to live in one of their housings as well, so don't think you can go and grow weed and mushrooms there either. Maybe if you grew it way out in the middle of nowhere... but still risky.

It has to be a sweet job.

But to be on topic: Restraunts and Pizza places are pretty much the only stoner friendly places as far as I know.




Yep. Gotta agree with this. But there are many jobs that are "stoner-friendly" in the sense that after you pass your pre-employment test, you can do whatever you want to your body and won't be tested again unless you have a serious accident on the job.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: mylfgur]
    #19154280 - 11/18/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I just checked, in my country, they are far from available.

Anyhow, I have one of the best jobs out there already (photographer).

Today I got to drive a jaguar from a to b for 450 dollars/day.

I don't care much about owning a jaguar but getting to drive one for once is fun.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Uzziel]
    #19154298 - 11/18/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

one time another guy and I got caught smoking a joint at work and we both got yelled at this guy was so pissed who caught us felt weird getting yelled at like that stoned :shutthefuckup: 
and another older guy we worked with stuck up for us he said its just weed :lol:
I wont be smoking at work though not much if at all 

and it was just some shelf stocking job nothing that we could fuck up on or anything


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19154548 - 11/18/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Its my dream job, but everyone is dissuading me due to the pay and the... well that's it. If I could be a forest ranger man I'd be all sorts of happy




Find a forest ranger and do an internship!




Now that sounds like a job

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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Legend]
    #19155566 - 11/18/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds lonely


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: mpd]
    #19155622 - 11/18/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Start your own company and then you have a job, can get baked and make some moola.



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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Gilgamesh18] * 1
    #19155640 - 11/18/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Start your own company and then you have a job, can get baked and make some moola.



:thumbup:



And if/when you're in a position to hire other people, consider their piss their own personal business.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #19155647 - 11/18/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If you could get away with being a stoner mail man that seems like it'd be a pretty good job. Just driving around, smoking a joint delivering mail.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: morrowasted]
    #19155670 - 11/18/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Sounds lonely




yea don't u guys want jobs where you get fuckn loaded rich and have like a stripper or model girlfriend doing coke off your balls every night?  shit


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: stimpson]
    #19155731 - 11/18/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Be the guy that opens the gate of a parking lot when the driver gives you his stub.

Job description: Press a big red button everytime a big machine on 4 wheels comes close to you


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: psi]
    #19155745 - 11/18/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Start your own company and then you have a job, can get baked and make some moola.



:thumbup:



And if/when you're in a position to hire other people, consider their piss their own personal business.



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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: dontknow]
    #19155748 - 11/18/13 05:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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If you could get away with being a stoner mail man that seems like it'd be a pretty good job. Just driving around, smoking a joint delivering mail.



I wish my mailman did that. He might actually be on time. Instead my "mailman" is this fat old bitch that takes an off-the-records lunch break at the end of my road where no one ever goes every day. 6 PM is not a time to be getting your mail.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Legend]
    #19155791 - 11/18/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If yer in a medical state, be a marijuana trimmer :laugh: ...Plenty of trimming jobs where I'm from.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Larabar]
    #19155989 - 11/18/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

construction.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: dontknow]
    #19156104 - 11/18/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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If you could get away with being a stoner mail man that seems like it'd be a pretty good job. Just driving around, smoking a joint delivering mail.




A friend of mine has had personal experience with this for years.  The outside is so awesome and calming to experience everyday.  It really helped put things in perspective, not to mention you can eat anything without repercussions since you'll be walking 9-13 miles, six days a week, however, without benefits.
The only downside is you'll call BS on EVERYTHING the post office has its employees do.  I really mean everything. :mad2:
It's like whoever's in charge sits down monthly to figure out what should be done, then consciously and consistently does the opposite.
Oh, and the long hours get old.  Other than that, greatest job my friend ever had - stoned and all.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: Yage] * 2
    #19156190 - 11/18/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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construction.



i feel like construction workers should be more on the ball than a typical stoner would be :lol:


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: dontknow]
    #19156463 - 11/18/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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construction.



i feel like construction workers should be more on the ball than a typical stoner would be :lol:



Yeah even the stupid Foreman's son who holds the slow sign is drug tested.


But once you are on unless you are doing some crazy shit then  :smokeweedallday:

Keep clean pee and hand warmer in lunch box and truck

:themoreyouknow:

Also showing up stoned is a bad idea as you could hurt someone else or yourself .


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19157367 - 11/18/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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GoldenEye said:
I just checked, in my country, they are far from available.

Anyhow, I have one of the best jobs out there already (photographer).

Today I got to drive a jaguar from a to b for 450 dollars/day.

I don't care much about owning a jaguar but getting to drive one for once is fun.



Hows that man? Im trying to be a traveling photographer. What kind of photographer are you?


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: LSDreams]
    #19159878 - 11/19/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Trimming for a dispensary/ grower. 150-200 a LBS. So 50+ Dollars an hour depending on skill :awebigvaped:


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19159908 - 11/19/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That'd be bad ass! I need to move to a medical state some day. Wish it was realistic at this point in my life.


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Re: Stoner friendly jobs... [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19160118 - 11/19/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Trimming for a dispensary/ grower. 150-200 a LBS. So 50+ Dollars an hour depending on skill :awebigvaped:




Fuck Netherlands, i'm moving to the USA.

It's impossible to start a Coffeeshop unless you're a millionair and I think not even then...



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