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Anonymous #1

i'm probably unreasonable as fuck
    #19150471 - 11/17/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

all i want is to meet a nice girl who likes math and science and nature and psychedelics.


somebody who i can have some real talk with, somebody who i can make art with, somebody who i can trip bawlz with........somebody who is cool with taking loads of acid and having dirty sex while smoking dmt laced weed.

somebody who dosent really give a fuck about cultural norms and cultural memes and just is down to talk about anything. i wouldnt care if she had all sorts of problems. somebody who will run through the woods with me picking mushrooms up a cliff face, then go home and let me cook her gourmet dinner and smoke bomb ass weed. somebody who can sit and listen to a physics lecture, interested and involved. somebody who can keep secrets and likes to spend time just doing nothing but being together. somebody who dosent mind spending time apart when ever either one wants space. some one who isnt afraid to be dominant in a relationship, or in bed. somebody who will support me in my challenges and somebody who i can support in hers.


somebody to share the universe with; body and mind, if only for a while, until our souls need part for whatever reason.... or for the long run.



yea this person dosen't exist. or if she does, she sure as hell has better things going for her than me.





so yea i'm probably unreasonable. fuck it, i'm totes unreasonable.  i should just return to my dreams:trippinbawelz: and my deems



thank you for your time


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Offlinebrianstequila
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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19150571 - 11/17/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Im really sorry, I already found her and she is mine.  Really, she is out there, just keep looking and yea my wife is like that.


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: brianstequila]
    #19150774 - 11/17/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Not unreasonable at all. I found mine :grin: Spent last night getting freaky on large doses of ketamine/LSZ. It's worth the wait

Aside from that she fits me like a glove pretty much.


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19152853 - 11/18/13 04:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
all i want is to meet a nice girl who likes math and science and nature and psychedelics.




:rofl:


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: Konyap]
    #19152925 - 11/18/13 05:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you'll find her. even if she's miles away.


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: babydoll]
    #19152930 - 11/18/13 05:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Would like the same myself... someone who I could spend my life with in a cabin in the woods... away from society...


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: Icyus]
    #19152966 - 11/18/13 06:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What if she's a guy?  :guiltyascharged:


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: Aldous]
    #19153365 - 11/18/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Illyabo said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
all i want is to meet a nice girl who likes math and science and nature and psychedelics.




:rofl:



does my grammar disturb you?


Quote:

Aldous said:
What if she's a guy?  :guiltyascharged:




then he will be disappointed.


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19153855 - 11/18/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Every night I imagine falling asleep with that special girl I'm looking for, I think if we search for something while working on ourselves simultaneously sooner or later those two things align. It might sound crazy to some but I've found this to be true for a lot of things in my life, all you can do is imagine what you want in life and do your best at living your life whatever that means to you, and hopefully you find what it is your looking for. Not every story has a happy ending, but each moment has purpose.


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: The5thElement] * 1
    #19159356 - 11/19/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Good luck. Girls suck at math.


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19160140 - 11/19/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Good luck. Girls suck at math.



:lolwut:


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: The5thElement]
    #19160177 - 11/19/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

My wife kicks ass at math, I thought I was good but she can point out mistakes I make in any complicated math problem. She is excellent at science also, the only thing I wish she was better at was history. I am a history buff and she has a lot of problems with her classes. I am going to take some with her next semester just to help her out.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: brianstequila]
    #19160708 - 11/19/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If you take the psychedelic out of the equation, you have millions of potential GF. Keep it in and you have like 3...


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: Patlal]
    #19162750 - 11/19/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
If you take the psychedelic out of the equation, you have millions of potential GF. Keep it in and you have like 3...



you see my dilemma.



being with somebody who dosent understand them and use them is asking me to live a lie and reject a large portion of my idealism.


i'm sure i'm not the only one here who feels like this. this is the shroomery after all.


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19162795 - 11/19/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lolwut:

Just because the person doesn't use psychedelics, doesn't mean they aren't worth having. OP with standards like that, the closest thing to a girlfriend you'll have is your hand with hair drawn on it.


Be realistic about your standards.


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Re: i'm probably unreasonable as fuck [Re: deadwk]
    #19169979 - 11/21/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think you are looking for Slothie:wink:....And yes, like others have said, you may need to lower your standards just a tad. Maybe find someone with an open mind....there...the sky is the limit.:sunny::peace::goodluck:


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