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Penis Self Conciousness.
    #19149122 - 11/17/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This is not a "does size matter thread"..

I'm just wondering if you ever feel self-conscious about your meat (no matter the size, shape, color) and if so, how you defeat the anxiety...  I'm not going to tell you my "size" I've read all those other penis threads too.  This is about defeating anxiety, im not trying to make a thread where a bunch of people compare their E-Dicks.

I'm hooking up with this chick and she appears to enjoy the sex a lot, she orgasms multiple times regularly and goes out of her way to tell me that im “really good” which is something I never try to dig out of people.  I feel like sex is something unique between two people, the satisfaction of which is based on many unique variables laid within the dynamic and feelings between them.

I personally abstain from saying someone is good or bad at sex because I don't like to compare past partners to present ones.  Even when im told im good, it insinuates that im being compared to someone else which isn't my favorite thing ever.

So anyway this chick is a Macklemore fan, and she likes his first album that has this song on it called the “Penis Song”


When we are hanging around her house drinking and this song comes on she sings along with it, as she does with most of the rest of the album.  But it’s weird, every time the song comes on I feel sort of self-conscious about my meat, like maybe she is trying to tell me she wishes it was bigger or something.  It’s deff infected my head a bit and I don’t know if im being silly or what..  It’s making me not want to have sex with her anymore, or its at least making me question whether she wants to have sex with me…


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Penis Song lyrics if you don't want to listen to it:
Ladies and gentlemen
Introducing, the penis song.
(Oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno king kong dongs

Check it out
I wish my dick was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' cock what would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls would be impressed
With my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the running man
With no clothes on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets
Trying to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I mean
I know that god made us all different and special
But shit did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I just feel bad

This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along

Yo ladies
Yeah?
Ladies!
Yeah?
Do you want a guy with an average dick?
Hell no
Then- wait you don't?
No you honkey dick
Okay that's cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so self conscious
That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in August
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand
I've had a complex since that song Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least talks about it in every song that they've got
I mean, shit
If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk about my package and multiple orgasms
'Cause all that I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't really change it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta face it
You know, what can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop

This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19149209 - 11/17/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I personally abstain from saying someone is good or bad at sex because I don't like to compare past partners to present ones.  Even when im told im good, it insinuates that im being compared to someone else which isn't my favorite thing ever.




I see what you mean, but aren't you taking it too far? If you had really good sex with someone, regardless of how it compared to the sex you had with others, why wouldn't you say so? It's always nice to hear and there's certainly no harm in telling someone you enjoyed yourself. You still don't have to say "you were the best lover I've had" or "you did fairly well, definitely better than this hopeless girl I was doing last week, but still considerably short from the very good fuck I had last month." See what I mean?


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19149212 - 11/17/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If you fucked her once than you can fuck her twice.

Don't worry, she's coming back right?


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19149862 - 11/17/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think some girls want my dick

but straight up after you see other people you just dont view yourself as compatable

maybe I got a small dick

but maybe she just likes the scene

I don't really get horny talking to her though, no matter how attractive she is

I could probably think about it but nah


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: koraks]
    #19149868 - 11/17/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koraks said:
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Anonymous said:
I personally abstain from saying someone is good or bad at sex because I don't like to compare past partners to present ones.  Even when im told im good, it insinuates that im being compared to someone else which isn't my favorite thing ever.




I see what you mean, but aren't you taking it too far? If you had really good sex with someone, regardless of how it compared to the sex you had with others, why wouldn't you say so? It's always nice to hear and there's certainly no harm in telling someone you enjoyed yourself. You still don't have to say "you were the best lover I've had" or "you did fairly well, definitely better than this hopeless girl I was doing last week, but still considerably short from the very good fuck I had last month." See what I mean?





I see what you mean.  But taking it to far? By abstaining from commenting on someone's performance?  I don't feel so.  I just don't bring it up...


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19150088 - 11/17/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

koraks said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
I personally abstain from saying someone is good or bad at sex because I don't like to compare past partners to present ones.  Even when im told im good, it insinuates that im being compared to someone else which isn't my favorite thing ever.




I see what you mean, but aren't you taking it too far? If you had really good sex with someone, regardless of how it compared to the sex you had with others, why wouldn't you say so? It's always nice to hear and there's certainly no harm in telling someone you enjoyed yourself. You still don't have to say "you were the best lover I've had" or "you did fairly well, definitely better than this hopeless girl I was doing last week, but still considerably short from the very good fuck I had last month." See what I mean?





I see what you mean.  But taking it to far? By abstaining from commenting on someone's performance?  I don't feel so.  I just don't bring it up...



i think your reading into the comment too much honestly. I've only ever been with one person yet i still tell her how amazing in bed she is. I'm not comparing her to anyone else, just a statement of fact that sleeping with her is amazing.


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: psyconaught]
    #19151020 - 11/17/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I never really worried about my dick... I've had a lot of anxiety about a bunch of stuff, but never my dick


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19165835 - 11/20/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
This is not a "does size matter thread"..

I'm just wondering if you ever feel self-conscious about your meat (no matter the size, shape, color) and if so, how you defeat the anxiety...  I'm not going to tell you my "size" I've read all those other penis threads too.  This is about defeating anxiety, im not trying to make a thread where a bunch of people compare their E-Dicks.

I'm hooking up with this chick and she appears to enjoy the sex a lot, she orgasms multiple times regularly and goes out of her way to tell me that im “really good” which is something I never try to dig out of people.  I feel like sex is something unique between two people, the satisfaction of which is based on many unique variables laid within the dynamic and feelings between them.

I personally abstain from saying someone is good or bad at sex because I don't like to compare past partners to present ones.  Even when im told im good, it insinuates that im being compared to someone else which isn't my favorite thing ever.

So anyway this chick is a Macklemore fan, and she likes his first album that has this song on it called the “Penis Song”







I used to like a chick who liked that song.

I'm pretty sure it meant three things.

1. A bad taste in music
2. Racist (only listens to white rappers)
3. Way too proud of giving a few blowjobs.

:shrug:


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: Synthe]
    #19165944 - 11/20/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Nah never questioned my rod nigga knows how to lay pipe never left a woman unsatisfied :shrug:


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19168450 - 11/21/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I see what you mean.  But taking it to far? By abstaining from commenting on someone's performance?  I don't feel so.  I just don't bring it up...



But you do say something along the lines of "gee, that was really nice, I really enjoyed that," don't you? Right?


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: koraks]
    #19168520 - 11/21/13 02:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:whathesaid:


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: koraks]
    #19168526 - 11/21/13 03:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koraks said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
I see what you mean.  But taking it to far? By abstaining from commenting on someone's performance?  I don't feel so.  I just don't bring it up...



But you do say something along the lines of "gee, that was really nice, I really enjoyed that," don't you? Right?





Eh.. No..  You do?  It just doesn't come to mind afterwords.


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19168586 - 11/21/13 03:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

There's dudes with micropenises and prolly more than u think. These guys can't even fap, some of them are unfortunate enough to have the ability to piss on their own balls. For you to have a pen is capable of intercourse and think this way is a slap in the face to all of them. Try to keep that in mind.

* edit. Every one will compare all their partners, u kinda just gotta get over it imo you're getting laid correct?


Edited by midwest (11/21/13 03:52 AM)


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: midwest]
    #19168993 - 11/21/13 08:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

don't let yourself get all worked up, I'm sure a lot of guys have been rather self conscious about their dicks at some point, me included.

I definitely ain't the biggest guy around town but it really doesn't matter, and hasn't affected my sex life in any negative way. Not to mention there's no point in being so worried about something you can't change imo.


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19169084 - 11/21/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19169144 - 11/21/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't really buy into that kinda stuff :shrug:


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19169257 - 11/21/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't really buy into that kinda stuff :shrug:



:lol:

You don't need to "buy into" it.  It works.  Do you really think there would be a forum full of hundreds of success stories if it didn't?  Nobody on there is trying to sell a product.  It is a guided forum telling you how to achieve a goal.


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19169266 - 11/21/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Seems like a lot of work...  And honestly, when I feel self-conscious about it, I don't want to make it bigger, I want to find someone that likes it the way it is...


Edited by Anonymous (11/21/13 10:30 AM)


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19169288 - 11/21/13 10:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

well said man.


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19169305 - 11/21/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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pwnasaurus said:
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mushroom_sandwich said:
I don't really buy into that kinda stuff :shrug:



:lol:

You don't need to "buy into" it.  It works.  Do you really think there would be a forum full of hundreds of success stories if it didn't?  Nobody on there is trying to sell a product.  It is a guided forum telling you how to achieve a goal.



I agree with OP though, even if it does work, I wouldn't personally be willing to put in months to years of that for minimal increases :shrug:
just my humble opinion


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19169340 - 11/21/13 10:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

most women aren't bootylicious anyway


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19169607 - 11/21/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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mushroom_sandwich said:
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pwnasaurus said:
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mushroom_sandwich said:
I don't really buy into that kinda stuff :shrug:



:lol:

You don't need to "buy into" it.  It works.  Do you really think there would be a forum full of hundreds of success stories if it didn't?  Nobody on there is trying to sell a product.  It is a guided forum telling you how to achieve a goal.



I agree with OP though, even if it does work, I wouldn't personally be willing to put in months to years of that for minimal increases :shrug:
just my humble opinion



You'd consider 1-2" in length and girth minimal?  Interesting.  Most people would consider that quite a big increase I would think.

If you don't want to put in the work that's one thing but don't dismiss it just because you're too lazy.  Most people see a ~1" increase in length and 0.5" increase in girth within the first 3 months following the program I linked to.


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19169711 - 11/21/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Say you get that big, how about rocking one of these!:quagmire:


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19170659 - 11/21/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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pwnasaurus said:
Quote:

mushroom_sandwich said:
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pwnasaurus said:
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mushroom_sandwich said:
I don't really buy into that kinda stuff :shrug:



:lol:

You don't need to "buy into" it.  It works.  Do you really think there would be a forum full of hundreds of success stories if it didn't?  Nobody on there is trying to sell a product.  It is a guided forum telling you how to achieve a goal.



I agree with OP though, even if it does work, I wouldn't personally be willing to put in months to years of that for minimal increases :shrug:
just my humble opinion



You'd consider 1-2" in length and girth minimal?  Interesting.  Most people would consider that quite a big increase I would think.

If you don't want to put in the work that's one thing but don't dismiss it just because you're too lazy.  Most people see a ~1" increase in length and 0.5" increase in girth within the first 3 months following the program I linked to.



you're sure being rather defensive and hostile, I don't think calling me lazy is very appropriate, as if you know me in any way whatsoever.

don't be a dick, pun intended.


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Re: Penis Self Conciousness. [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #19173082 - 11/21/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

In all honesty I think its kinda funny that guys care how big they're dick is.  I mean if she's willing to fuck and your getting it, why would it matter?
If a girl can't like me for me, go let a bigger guy have her. :shrug:


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